Well your generation made housing unobtainable.. Play a stupid game win a stupid prize
And healthcare is exorbitantly expensive.
Even just childcare is super expensive and hard to come by.
"Why can't you give up untold amounts of money, free time, peace/quiet, lack of stress, and freedom so I can have my grandkids around for a few hours a week? Stop being so selfish."
Also, why don't you want to bring new human beings in a world that we have destroyed, that will struggle when I'll be gone and you'll be powerless to help? So selfish
Fake news promised FEMA camps staffed by Obama death panels if ACA ever passed...
WE GOT THE ACA... BRING THE FUCKING CAMPS FEDS!
These are also the people who either disappear anytime their kids need help with the kids, or else were such terrible parents they're the last person on earth their kids would leave alone with their children.
Replace the "or else" with an "and" and you are describing my parents.
Y'all reacting to this with no context or anything.
I'm sure most of us know someone who would 100% give a sticker like this jokingly to their parent, and the parent thinking it'd be a laugh to slap on the car.
I sure as hell do.
So for all y'all know, this is a joke that you arent in on and getting pissed over.
Waiting for context? In MY internet?!
Now I want a "my grandchildren are still in my selfish sons huge balls"
You know what's fucked?
Women can say that babies make their ovaries twitch and that's totally fine.
But if a man says that babies make their dick hard, everyone loses their mind.
What's that all about?
Porn title if every I saw one
Jesus, this is insane.
As a selfish daughter, I think this is hilarious tbh.
But I also have a mother who understands and fully supports my and my partner's reproductive choices and I probably would not feel that way if circumstances were different.
I don't know if I find it more abhorrent that someone would proudly display an opinion so needlessly angry, or that there exists a company that is profiting off these assholes by providing such a miserable sticker.
It's a lot of words to say "I'm a selfish asshole."
I'm okay with the print company. It lets us see from a distance what kind of asshole we're dealing with.
There are places you can design your bumper sticker. And if you have a good enough printer you can print them yourself
Today? In this economy? With these printer ink prices???
Sticker companies will sell blue lives matter and ACAB merch.
And yet I've never seen "Boob Lives Matter"........Where is the Dolly Parton representation???
Sometimes in the same transaction.
I guess saying it’s in my selfish son’s ballsack wouldn’t have the same effect.
Yeah, because all of the pee that’s stored there, right?
But.....that's realistically where they ACTUALLY are. If the grandchild is already inside the daughters overies, that means she's already pregnant. Which means, in order to be selfish, that would mean she's just NOT allowing a 9+ month old child to be born. Like the contractions start, and the mother shoves her hand in, and shoves the kid back up there.
"Oh no you don't! You STAY in there!!! I don't care if it's been 96 months! MOMMIES STILL PREGNANT!!!"
Okay, there are just multiple layers of bad women's anatomy in the original post and in the comments.
Eggs are in the ovaries. Without hormonal birth control, generally one egg (but sometimes more and sometimes none) is released from the ovary, travels down the fallopian tube, and if it is fertilized, implants in the uterus. If it is not fertilized, it passes out of the uterus, the uterine lining is shed (that's menstruation), and the process repeats the following month.
There is no "grandchild" in an ovary, any more than there is a "grandchild" in a testicle.
And if a fertilized egg implants anywhere outside the uterus, that's an ectopic pregnancy -- which is not viable because only the uterus has the capability to grow with and provide nourishment to a developing fetus. Not only that, but ectopic pregnancies are generally fatal to the mother (or however that person identifies).
Draining My Son's Ballsack To Get Grandkids
~ Brazzers
I hope he daughter has gone no contact. If you want kids this bad, adopt.
Then just make a new kid yourself, mister/missus, and show you daughter how it's done.
Wow, the cognitive dissonance of calling your daughter selfish...
My selfish daughter won't go through childbirth, and raise a child to adulthood and beyond in a world that is getting harder to live in so I can be "gran-gran." The bitch. /s
Are you sure it isn't "Grandpa?" Because that's how I read it.
Nah, grandpa probably low-key wants some grandkids but that kind of open pressure is nearly always mother -> daughter.
A wannabe pop-pop on the loose.
Obviously this person was too selfish to have enough children to produce grandchildren.
there are quite a few people who seem to want to be mothers more than they want to actually have kids.
Some of our programming is hard to resist. If it wasn't, there would be a lot less of us around!
That is so gross
I will just never understand the desire people have to be in total control of others.
Yes it's my children who are selfish! Never me, couldn't be me at all
These boomers are lucky we are civilized enough to NOT take the matter into our own hands to save social security and permit proper economic distrbution of resource so normal couple can have kids.
Truly fucking clueless.
Regime bootlickers won't acknowledge that many people are NOT having kids due to failed social policy their beloved owners and their regimes whores got going for us.
Wait how is that civilized? It seems like we have a coordination problem but should totally do it.
Dude I'd love to have kids but I'm fuckin broke with no career. The selfish thing for me to do is have kids anyway and leave them with my parents.
please stop being selfish and suffer 360 days of the year so that I can play with my grandchildren the remaining 5 days
I feel like there are a ton of assumptions being made in this comment section. When I first saw it I thought it was funny and imagined a much more light hearted relationship between that woman and her daughter.
Someone that places a sticker that unaligned on their car can't be a good person! /s
I could see someone (maybe me when we were younger) trolling my Dad by putting this on his car for him to find.
I mean, yeah. These are the kind of people whose skeletons should be found on the couch in front of a still running television by whoever shows up to evict them for failure to pay taxes because they didn't have anyone in their lives willing and able to put them in a home.
Bedsore Meadows is the luxurious death option.
You can already imagine what this lady/guy looks and acts like in her/his daily life.
A wrinkly bag of entitlement, with obnoxious earrings and bad teeth.
Maybe you shouldn't have neglected me, slut shamed me, and let my cousins make me strip for all of them at once at 4 years old? (Not you you, OP)
My parents and aunt insisted my cousin and I take a bath together once. To this day I still can't figure out what the hell they were thinking. I didn't want to, but they wouldn't take no for an answer. Basically forced us to do it. I was like 7 or 8. So damned weird. My cousin wanted to, for whatever reason. But I'm not mad at him, he was like 5 or 6.
I hope he daughter has gone no contact. If you want kids this bad, adopt.
I'd disown her
Plot twist. Daughter is 12
I still have no idea how to pronounce Hyundai.
Hee-un-dai?
Hi-un-dai?
Hunt-dai?
Hu-in-dai?
Hin-dai?
Hi-yun-dai is what I've always said, but I've heard that Hyoon-dai is more "official".
Were it korean, it would probably be Hyun-dai.
The name of the company is the Korean word for "Modernity". It is pronounced like "Yun" with an "H" in front of it. Or "Hun", but with the "Y" from "Yum" after the H.
To the best of my knowledge, there's no English word or phrase that uses this combination. "He Yawn Day" is pretty close, but slur the first two words together into a single syllable, and make it rhyme with "Sunday"
The wikipedia page for Hyundai has a recording of the correct pronunciation.
It's Hyundai, like Sunday according to their Super Bowl ad
We say “Yan-dai”
Come on, that's funny.
People just assuming bad faith, I would totally get a "my grandchildren are in my selfish son's balls" sticker for my parents if it weren't a wierd thing to put on a car.
Overreacting much op?
Some people beat their kids and abuse them. These parents made a corny joke that nobody would have batted an eye at 10 years ago. Not that big a deal
I'm not overreacting. Anyone who would put such a nasty sticker on their vehicle clearly has no respect for their adult children. If they are willing to broadcast the supposed "selfishness" of their daughter to everyone around them, you know that this sticker is just the tip of the iceberg.
Imagine what they must say to their daughter in private if this is what they think is appropriate to say about her in public.
As someone who does not have kids, this sticker would just anger the hell out of me. Even if I fake joking with them, I would permanently lose respect for my parents knowing that they truly thought this
Definitely overreacting
It's a joke.
Sorry! BOOMER BAD! (please with the upvotes now)
jokes are supposed to be funny
It's a sexist joke that denigrates their own daughter for making decisions for herself.
Boomer bad
Ok, boomer.
Sure, but it still a bit much to put on your car. I don't have ovaries but I don't think I'd like to see my parent have this if I did.
"my children are thrown away in a tissue" doesn't quite have the same ring to it
Go back to reddit you troll.
I assume this person’s daughter is ok with the bumper sticker.
I wouldn't assume that. What a horrible position to be in. I could see my mother slapping this on and exclaiming GET IT IT'S A JOKE?! Which, how does a reasonable person respond to that? Most would probably wince and move on, while mom is gleefully unaware at how much it hurts her daughter.
And we haven't even gotten to what if daughter can't have children and is too ashamed to admit it!
I assure you they are very likely not... Or they disowned them so they don't give a shit
