You can't uninstall this software without being forced to participate in their survey
You can't uninstall this software without being forced to participate in their survey
I initially only installed "Comodo Firewall" but for some reason they also installed a "Comodo Dragon Browser", which I did not consent to. I always choose the "advanced" installation to uncheck bloatware, but in this case there was none and when you try to uninstall the browser, they force you to participate in their survey otherwise you won't be able to uninstall the software..
Shit like this is what lorem ipsum is for.
That or a in depth description of your last bowel movement.
I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go to Morganville which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So, I tied an onion to my belt which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel. And in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. ‘Give me five bees for a quarter,’ you’d say. Now, where were we? Oh, yeah! The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.
The real question is why you installed sketchy firewall software I've never even heard of.
Because you're too young to remember a time when Comodo was a decent firewall option for Windows XP.
Because they already downloaded all the RAM they could so this is the next logical step.
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It also had options (framed as "levels" of ptotection) that would make more of those pop up prompts at completely nonsensical times about nonsense things - like declareing whatever you just tried to run was using a global hook. I had virtualdub up and opened windows notepad and it tried to tell me that virtualdub was using a global hook as if virtualdub was a threat.
In all my years in IT thats still im the top 10 dumbest things I've seen in software even all these years later.
For many years comodo firewall and AV were one of the best, least obtrusive and consistently did well in detection charts etc.
Then I stopped using Windows so no idea what they are like now
I've seen a quick video about it on YouTube from a reputable Windows security YouTuber. Can't remember which exactly, probably "ThioJoe" or "The PC Security Channel". I wrote the softwares name down a long time ago and decided to give it a try today.
That's a mistake, always gotta be updated when it comes to these things and look up recent videos for suggestions instead. If you haven't already, make sure to delete everything comodo related from every nook and corner.
People are telling me it used to be a big thing in the 2000's. No hate intended here.
Yeah, they should've asked you about it first! Duh!
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If anyone's wondering. The text above is actually a placeholder commonly known as "Lorem Ipsum" and is used in the design and typesetting industry. It doesn't have a specific meaning or translation because it consists of scrambled Latin words and doesn't form coherent sentences.
Beautiful
the original copypasta
Go fuck yourselves you cunts:)
Is 30 characters
My response would be "This must be illegal under GDPR"
FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFU
30 characters.
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This is the moment where you paste in some porn fanfic.
hagrid / sorting hat is my personal favorite
Link please
Tags: mpreg, gore, scat, every other cursed tag
"UwU What's this!?" full copypasta
Why did i look this up, why did i
Time to introduce them to 'lil Bobby Tables
Delete from response where id = *
Bonus points if you can enumerate all tables.
"Fuck you" four times
Navy SEAL copy pasta.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Exactly what my first thought was, but I'd just paste the whole thing in again, just for good measure.
Isn't the option above "other", "I don't want to use it" or something along those lines? just tick that? Never found these to be that annoying. Just pick at random and be done with it.
Get yer logic outta here! This is an outrage post!
My laptop was bundled with McAffee's garbage software, their uninstaller DOES NOT work. They have a tool to get rid of their software on their website but the links were down and when I finally downloaded it, it didn't fully uninstall it. Revo uninstaller wasn't able to get rid of it either, it's like a rootkit! I was only able to get rid of it by contacting McAffee and talking to their tech support
Wtf, this sound super sketchy to me...
Many people have noted how the McAfee virus scanner itself behaves like a virus.
If they didn’t do this they could no longer exist.
Just mush your face into the keyboard, roll it around a bit, and submit whatever comes out.
It generates valid feedback in Polish or Welsh!
I see you too are wise in the ways of REGEX syntax.
Windows moment
Even Mac users can just drag it into the Trash.
For you Windows users. Check out chocolatey.org kind of like apt-get for Windows without stuff like this
They'll get a lot of "dguhvdrhhfddhcbjgfbkogdwscvbopiyrcbkitdcbjitewsfgbnkoiggvgfdxvhgvbnj"
I seen people suggesting comments like "fuck you" over and over again, but I would actually reply with an actual lecture on how it's immoral to install a secondary software with a primary software install. Be very explicit.
They'll probably not care about your comments, but at least they'll know why you uninstalled, and have it as a data point. And if enough of their customers do the same thing, then they may change policy about it.
About forcing the need to leave a comment when you're trying to uninstall that secondary software, I think that's happening just because you selected the 'other' option, and unfortunately that's something of a standard with these kind of question dialogs.
If you give them data points you’re rewarding the behavior. You shouldn’t have to give any response because the reason you’re uninstalling is none of the software developers business. So OP had the option of giving a canned response, or saying “other”, but won’t except “other” without some explanation of what the “other” reason is. Which is none of their fucking business.
Yeah sorry, feel you're wrong on this one, and cannot agree.
Telling them they're fucking up is a data point that they need to hear, so they could potentially stop doing that.
Even if they don't stop, they have to take the time to parse that data point to try to understand it, which limits the resources they have the process other data points that may make them more profit.
This right here. 100%.
This should be posted in Asshole Design too.
Hey OP. Check your DNS settings after your uninstall. I don’t know if this is still the case but there were reports this browser hijacks DNS by changing where requests are sent to.
You picked "other". Just pick any other reason. Like, the one likely saying "I didn't want to install this".
I can't believe they named their browser "Comodo Dragon" lol
"Comfortable Dragon"
"I had the misfortune to come across a leaked video of your CEO <Google name> having some really questionable sexual intercourse with a really sketchy character, and it was truly disgusting. I can not in good conscience support a company led by such a horrible individual"
If they want feedback, give them feedback.
Sounds like a good use for the Bee Movie script
The dumbest part about this is that if you force people to complete it, they’re more likely to select a random option and click “next”. Any information they get from this survey will be mostly useless.
Use a Lorem ipsum generator. The default is 5 paragraphs of useless text. Perfect for situations like this.
I think I would either copy paste some kind of awful scat fanfic erotica or just hold down one letter till I had 30 characters depending on how much effort I wanted to put into it.
Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.
But why provide them useless noise when you could provide them the lyrics of a Gin n Juice spoof about Genghis Kahn, as generated by ChatGPT?
Bonus points if anyone can tell what prompt I gave ChatGPT to generate this:
(Verse 1) Uh, uh, uh, uh,
It was all a dream, I used to scroll on Reddit,
Up late at night, my eyes bloodshot and shredded.
Postin' comments, gettin' upvotes, chasin' that gold,
But deep down inside, I wanted freedom, so I'm told.I heard 'bout a place, where the community's free,
No corporate overlords, just open source, you see.
It's called Lemmy, where servers run by anyone,
Browsing and interactin', it's truly second to none.(Chorus)
It's Lemmy, Lemmy, the land of liberty,
No more tight fists, now we're truly free.
From different servers, we can come together,
Postin', sharin', buildin' a world that's better.(Verse 2)
I used to feel controlled, caught in a corporate trap,
But Lemmy showed me a world where I could finally unwrap.
No more shadow bans, no more censorship at play,
Expressin' opinions freely, every single day.No more karma points, no more fake internet fame,
Just genuine discussions, where ideas aren't tamed.
The community's diverse, with voices far and wide,
Lemmy brings us together, side by side.(Chorus)
It's Lemmy, Lemmy, the land of liberty,
No more tight fists, now we're truly free.
From different servers, we can come together,
Postin', sharin', buildin' a world that's better.(Bridge Now I'm livin' in Lemmy, where freedom reigns supreme,
No more echo chambers, it's like a beautiful dream.
Upvotes and downvotes, they don't define my worth,
Just authentic conversations, a true rebirth.(Verse 3)
I left the karma race, the relentless upvote grind,
Now I'm in Lemmy, where my thoughts can truly unwind.
Engagin' with real people, sharin' knowledge and views,
No more hivemind mentality, we've got nothin' to lose.From politics to hobbies, it's all here on display,
No more corporate agendas, it's the users who hold sway.
So join me in Lemmy, where freedom's at its peak,
A community united, breakin' free from the weak.(Chorus)
It's Lemmy, Lemmy, the land of liberty,
No more tight fists, now we're truly free.
From different servers, we can come together,
Postin', sharin', buildin' a world that's better.(Outro)
So if you're tired of the corporate control,
Come join us in Lemmy, let your voice unroll.
It's a place of openness, where ideas can soar,
Escape from Reddit's grasp, and find freedom once more.
This is what copypastas are for.
Idk but im thinking of that mark it nsfw one
Right? Send them the saga of Bloodninja it’s hysterical!
And this is how you know you've installed a shit product.
Use Revo uninstaller to rip every shred of it off your system.
I did so when I was uninstalling it. Great piece of software
Is "go fuck yourself" enough characters?
You prolly have to repeat this a couple of times, but yeah
No, but "eat my entire cock and balls!!" Is.
16<30
"Lololololololololololololololol"
python3> ["fuck you comodo" for _ in range(int(input("how much you hate comodo? (give a number) ")))].join(" ")
how much you hate comodo? (give a number) 30 fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you [ truncated ]
drop table feedback cascade; /it's not you, it's me. I don't like you/
No, ';drop table feedback cascase;
With the exception of one machine, I’m fully Linux already. Roughly 20 computers and all Linux. One PC with Windows 7 and a tablet with 10. Special needs for those so they have to stay for the time being. But everything else Linux. Never been happier.
Why 20 computers? Not judging, just curious. Also, what flavor distros are you using?
I take the opportunity to really tell these guys how I feel about this kind of shit popping up. You want some honesty and how you "value" feedback? Okay, here you go.
A good chance to tell them how shitty their software is.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmno
Just repeat "I am moving to Linux" over and over again until you reached 30 characters
You selected 'other' just select one of the predefined and you are straight out. Do you care if its the right one or not??????
I do care because I don't want to fall victim to their dark patterns and be coerced into providing them with free market research
If you lie, then the data is worthless anyways. Or even harmful to their objective.
lol. *uses operating system with built-in firewall* *installs crapware 3rd party firewall*
I remember Comodo as an antivirus, back when those things were kinda needed on windows XP. Ever since 7, those types of software ended up more as bloat than actual security. They never blocked Baidu
They never blocked Baidu
Internet domains/IPs on home users PCs or in some other way
@[email protected], EDIT: add clarification
Malware that usually came bundled with something else you'd download, like FormatFactory or even an antivirus. It was notoriously difficult to uninstall, as it would silently reinstall itself on system restart, and keep most important files hidden somewhere in %appdata% folder. I wouldn't be surprised if there was a version of Comodo itself that bundled that piece of shit
I usually just enter offensive shit if I'm forced to enter text.
An underpaid employee has to read that though
I just use Linux
I'm sure that would be illegal in the EU
I'd write "fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou"
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I tried using Comodo software way back in the day. It is incredibly intrusive and even after uninstalling it, I had so many issues with errors and performance hits that I eventually had to reinstall Windows. Never again
Laughs in linux...
noli me cogere ut responde quaestiones inanes
Google translate made this for me years ago and I copy and paste everywhere
just write some gibberish or "go fuck yourselves" in every field.
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
Conditions met
On windows is there no other way of uninstalling a program beside their own uninstaller? If so that seems like it would be really easy to abuse.
Depends on the installer. Windows has been pushing the .MSI installer format which is managed to some extent by a centralized system install manager, meaning the system should be able to revert the changes without any custom uninstaller. Installers can still bypass it to some degree though, and it has an option to run a custom .exe on uninstall, but there is also a special cleanup tool (you have to download it separately from Windows support forums) that can "force remove" all the stuff installed by the .MSI.
But otherwise it's like asking "can't you uninstall a .deb without running a custom uninstaller script included in the .deb?"...
I highly advise you using Revo Uninstaller who cleans the regedit and looks for remaining files
Of course that you can delete all the files and folders of the program, but firewalls and such operate on a quite low level and fining all the files is a pain in the ass
There's also registry entries, and I imagine some of the files installed as part of a firewall end up as essential for a working network connection because they're registered as such.
Control panel can do it, the software can pop up and ask you why you did it, did you like their product, etc.
I would uninstall the firewall too, they seem like creeps.
Revo Uninstaller is your friend.
100% used to use this before i left windows. I think i even bought the software
I forget what I used to use. CleanPC or something like that. 10bit Uninstaller seems to be okay.
Years ago I used to use Comodo, but quit because each update felt like one step closer to sketchiness from them. I ended up finding Simplewall on github, (a nice, simple, straight to the point firewall) and never looked back.
I thought about using comodo firewall a while back, but their software just seems so shady..
why would you ever want to use a 3p firewall, especially something like Comodo?
Yeah Comodo and basically all other free AV or Firewall platforms are just voluntary malware.
Windows has a solid firewall and very good AV with defender already though, so the good news is you don't need any of that third party crap.
I haven't used third party firewalls or AV since Windows 7 or so, especially when these programs started to act more like malware themselves with the constant nagging.
Linux>
DROP TABLE USERS;
I think it's funny how it says "Uninstall feedback", like ... duh I'm not uninstalling the feedback
012345678901234567890123456789
Try to use BulkCrap in manual mode
I'll just choose the first option in such situations if I'm not given a chance to skip.
just spam it with fuck yous
Just name over 30 characters from tv shows or movies.
I feel like "Your software is bad and you should feel bad about it" covers most bases.
Is there no other way to purge the software? Doesn't Windows offer any alternate means to purge software, apart from wiping the drive clean?
Windows doesn't manage installed applications, only those from the Store, but you can still manually go to the installation folder and remove it.
Unless something has changed since I last needed it, Revo Uninstaller can scrub programs from your system.
First it runs the regular uninstaller. Then it scans program folders, user profiles, registry, etc. for any “missed” files. You can pick and choose what you want gone and it can back up any post uninstaller changes in-case you Bork something.
That's good, I've always got plenty of feedback, when presented with this kind of bullshit.
That's when you just list all the swear words you can think of
It's Mother's Day
If I was to be forced to write that, maybe the people that read the feedback will either have a blast or be disgusted, lol.
Send them 30gig of characters
Reply with The software's uninstallation process was flawless, just like its existence. It left no trace, reminding me of an imaginary friend's departure.
"I was just trying to install this bloatware but now that I'm forced to provide feedback about software I didn't want in the first place, I'm now going to uninstall all of your software and no longer be your customer."
That's what I would say
If you are really angry at them, you should just write "I've switched to Norton/McAfee/other competitor for [ridiculous but plausible reasons]", depending on your creativity.
They definitely will read these and debate them since it's likely a corporate initiative from the top down.
You mean 30 spaces?
May not be accepted. On the other hand... 30 nonbreaking spaces...
I would have used Revo Uninstaller - the free version to remove it. After it runs the uninstaller it finds registry and file items left behind by the uninstaller.
I'm glad this era of software is over. I'm really far from full stallman approval but I still never have a reason to install software like this anymore.
Hope you wrote "fuck you" in at least 20 languages
Isn't it that they don't wanna get spammed with BS under 30 characters and didn't think to leave out a "None of these answers" checkbox?
Isnt this the standard for alot of software?
Link to this thread
"no" followed by 28 null characters and a small code payload that'll crash their server (ok won't work but it'd be funny)
I had Comodo installed once, about 14 years ago. I had the immediate feeling that it's malware only. There is no protection, just annoying stuff that digs deep into your system, making it vulnerable.
dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks
Comodo was pimping a free RMM that they claimed or implied rivaled Kaseya for a while back in 2016ish...
I don't think they're a trustworthy company though.
Base64 of a graphic image.
Run your hand across the keyboard lol
Send them this: Comodo Dragon browser, where do I even begin? Strap in, because this is going to be a wild ride through the depths of disappointment and frustration.
Let's start with the interface. Oh boy, where to even start? It's like they took all the worst design elements from every other browser and threw them together in a blender without bothering to hit the "blend" button. Tabs are scattered haphazardly across the top of the window, buttons are strewn about like confetti at a clown convention, and don't even get me started on the menu layout. It's a maze of confusion that would make even the most seasoned navigators feel like they're lost in the Bermuda Triangle.
But hey, maybe you can overlook the interface if the performance is decent, right? Wrong. Comodo Dragon moves at the speed of a snail stuck in molasses. Pages take ages to load, even on a high-speed connection, and once they finally do, good luck trying to scroll through them without feeling like you're trying to push a boulder up a mountain. It's enough to make you want to throw your computer out the window and go back to using carrier pigeons to communicate.
And then there's the security features. Oh boy, don't even get me started. Supposedly, Comodo Dragon offers top-of-the-line security measures to keep your data safe from prying eyes. But in reality, it's about as effective as putting a "Beware of Dog" sign on a house with a pet goldfish. Malware scanning? Phishing protection? More like wishful thinking and crossed fingers. You'd have better luck protecting your data by writing it on a piece of paper and burying it in your backyard.
But wait, there's more! Let's talk about customization options. Or should I say, lack thereof. Sure, you can change the color scheme or add some fancy themes, but good luck finding anything that actually improves your browsing experience. It's like trying to decorate a dumpster fire with sparklers - no matter how much you try to pretty it up, it's still a dumpster fire.
In conclusion, Comodo Dragon is a dumpster fire of a browser that should be avoided at all costs. Save yourself the headache and stick with something more reliable, like banging two rocks together to communicate. At least then you won't have to deal with the soul-crushing disappointment of trying to use this monstrosity of a browser.
Windows ☕
I'd type something like "Eat my nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts". Is that 30 characters?
Just check one of the other bullets.
even better, write the 'never gonna give you up' lyrics. be as useless as possible
Idk maybe your works needs comodo but I would prefer to use windows defender instead that trash.
This software is shit
Your company name is shit
Please go fuck yourself
Then they go to the investors and pitch how many have downloaded their app 🤦🏽
Faceroll
Just hold down the "." button.
....................................................................If you insist on using an inferior operating system that lets third-party software manage its own uninstallation instead of having the system-provided package manager control it, you're gonna have a bad time.
Better keep it installed, because dragons.
