Mama always said, life was like a box of chocolates!
"It's just a flesh wound"
“YOU SHALL NOT PASS!”
Wilson!!!!!
I did not hit her. It's not true. It's bullshit. I did not hit her. I did naaaht.
Oh hi Mark.
"THIS. IS. SPARTA."
"Quite frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
You can't handle the truth!
"Say hello to my little friend!"
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears... in rain"
The first rule of....
Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you’re gonna get.
"And my axe!"
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
Ni!
I'm not locked in here with you...
Be excellent to each other!
Game over man!
One ping, only.
Yer a wizard, Harry
Hey, you guys!!
Nazis, I hate these guys.
“Uh dude, where’s my car”
Alright, alright, alright.
There’s no place like home
Tis but a flesh wound.
I see you shiver with antici…..
pation
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And as this post sorely misses classic romcom:
- I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her
- Don't you love New York in the fall? It makes me wanna buy school supplies. I would send you a bouquet of newly sharpened pencils if I knew your name and address. On the other hand, this not knowing has its charms.
- peeeeeecaaaaaaaaaan piiiiiiieeeeeee
“It’s Wayne’s world! Wayne’s world! Party on!”
"Life, uh, finds a way."
we can't stop here, this is bat country
Alrighty then
Where we are going, we don't need roads.
Said before every hike.
Make it so
Great Scott!
"This is SPARTA!!!!"
That'll do pig
"Luke, I am your father!"
"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?"
"I can't let you do that, Dave."
"you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
As you wish.
I’m your huckleberry.
His name is Robert Paulson
inconceivable!
Say hello to my little friend
I missed the part where that's my problem.
It's Morbin' time!
What's the most you've ever lost on a coin flip?
The greater good (the greater good)
He's the hero they deserve but not the one they need.
"Bitches leave"
We can't stop here. This is bat country.
I don't like sand
"Those aren't two pillows!"
"Nobody leaves this place without singin' the blues."
"It's showtime!"
"That's not a motorcycle, baby. It's a chopper."
"You're a daisy if you do.'
"Mr. Blutarsky. Zero-point-zero.""
"I want my two dollars!"
"So THAT'S how it is in their family."
I'll be back
Are you talking to me??
- “Go ahead, make my day”
- “ Do you feel lucky, punk?”
- “ Every day for the past ten years, Loretta there's been giving me a large black coffee; today she gives me a large black coffee, only it has sugar in it. A lotta sugar. I just came back to complain.”
- “Listen, punk. To me you're nothin' but dogshit, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dogshit. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground. It can dry up and blow away in the wind. Or it can be stepped on and squashed. So take my advice and be careful where the dog shits ya!”
- “It’s a hell of a thing, to kill a man”
"Oh my god Karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re white!"
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Get to the Choppah
Put. The bunny. Back in the box.
"Show me the money!"
You're only meant to blow the bloody doors off.
Let's put a smile on that face.
"It's Morbin time!"
Why male models?
"On va manger des chips !"
Just some household chemicals in the proper proportions...
Cool. Cool cool cool.
"What hump?"
"But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all."
Ass to ass!
I feel the need....
"According to all known laws of aviation..."
"You're an inanimate fucking object!"
This is Bob. Bob has bitch tits.
There’s a beveridge here man!!!
"Whatever the heck I want, gosh!"
"Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. No! Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth."
"I can't believe you came on my mom."
"Tell 'em Large Marge sent ya!"
"'Sweet,' what's mine say?"
I love how I can instantly know all these quotes.
"Get away from her you BITCH"
Another classic everyone here should know.
Better yet " FUCKING A man"
Almost had me?
You almost had me?! You never had me - you never had your car. Granny shifting, not double clutching like you should. You're lucky that 100-shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake!
Now, me and the mad scientist got to rip apart the block... and replace the piston rings you fried. Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.
"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?"
I'M WALKIN HERE
I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks.
Frankly dear Scarlet, I don’t give a damn.
Dadinho é o caralho, meu nome agora é Zé Pequeno, porra!
"Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA."
From now on, I want to be called Loretta.
Life moves pretty fast; if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it!
"Did you kill anyone?" "Just cops" "No real people?" "Nah just cops"
Put the bunneh... back in the box.
The Needs Of The Many Outweigh The Needs Of The Few
You take the blue pill... the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill... you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes
As you wish.
Don't shoot Wayne Gale!
"A loud fart is honourable. A medium fart is tolerable. The softer windbreaks are terrible. And the wilent ones, unbearable."
