Here's a comprehensive and up to date list of failed deliveries, so far.

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What is this character/meme called?

The software license on your hip has expired. Your hip will now be remotely locked until your account has been updated.

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This post implies the cybertruck is not a dumpster.

I brew straight peppermint tea as well, I find it amazing all around. Refreshing, good on the tummy, great hot or iced, and you can have it any time of day for any reason! It's my goto. No sugar needed. It's perfect as is.

It's already the oneth, Dude

Right on

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Rosin

Which is also a type of cannabis concentrate, lol

The movie is "Don't Look Up" for those who aren't aware. It's excellent. Watch it.

Just don't get near the brontorock.

It was active for about 3 months, until she broke the screen. I replaced her device and put the phone on the shelf. I replaced the screen and digitizer a year later when I needed a spare handset and they told me "it had never been on network" and was ineligible for being unlocked. Which is bullshit because the phone was bought and paid for at the time I purchased it in a box at the store with a prepaid card. As far as I'm concerned, straight talk still owes me 200$. Even if the phone was NEVER activated, I still own it outright, making it mine to do with what I please.

Not always true, I bought a smart talk phone for my kid and the phone was paid in full at the time of purchase. It's still carrier locked 5 years later because they say "it wasn't in service for x amount of time and therefore isn't eligible". I even reported this to the FCC, opened a case, and they did fuckall and closed the report.

Holy FUCK, that's crazy high!

They're probably still bolting the loose panels back on.

Would you want to ride in that Boeing rattletrap? I wouldn't.

The remote for the TV in the adjacent room is often in the kitchen, as the tv will be on when I'm cooking.

Chai and kitties, 2 of my favorite things

I'd upvote twice if I could

Do it. I dare ya. Keep digging. It's fun watching the hole get deeper while you disappear into the darkness.

Is there any apical tip left? Looks more like a top than a FIM to me but hey, as long as it gets you there.

Is he gonna start protecting us?

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Monkeys flinging shit: the science version