How the fuck he fold towels?
193 1 ReplyThat is a downside. But on the upside, he's immune to hanging.
74 0 ReplyI'm up a lot earlier than usual and I've had too much coffee and this has me cry laughing. Thank you.
33 0 ReplyWhat?
19 2 ReplyI think I can transalte: "How can he fold towels if he doesn't have a chin?"
Cause most people hold the middle part of the towel with their chin when folding.
This is the best image I could quickly find -
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You win Lemmy today. Hit me like a train... dyin' over here.
9 0 ReplyI have to imagine that not a single pillow in his house has a pillowcase on it.
9 0 ReplyI believe it. I've seen people who sleep on a bare mattress covered in mystery stains, with nothing but a blanket and a couch cushion.
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That chin was made for a beard.
107 0 ReplyWhat chin?
57 0 ReplyThere's a slight bump there.
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If there was ever a man that deserves the ability to grow a full and thick beard, is this man. Alas, nature is sadistic.
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Look out! I just saw a giant Alaskan Bull Worm heading straight to Bikini Bottom!
77 1 ReplyIt's a good thing I was already sitting on the toilet because I shat myself laughing
20 1 Replyhow does one shit themselves because of an image?
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Omg how? Where is the jaw?!?
61 0 ReplyHe shaved it off by accident :-(
50 0 ReplyThat's what you get when you buy Nickel Shave Club
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He simply absorbs objects.
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He is the Lorax. He speaks for the trees.
59 0 Reply"Quit cuttin' 'em down, or I'll bite off your knees!"
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Never shave unless you're certain you have a chin
56 0 Replyi dunno if a severely balding head will look any better though.
3 0 ReplyThey could have made it a look, with a super chunky green turtleneck
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You were great on MythBusters
53 0 Replyand Futurama
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That is.. unfortunate.
47 0 ReplyCan we all see your best Earthworm Jim costume this year? Pretty please?
39 0 ReplyHe looks like Jamie Hyneman. If Jamie wasn't a walrus in disguise but an earthworm.
33 0 ReplyAn earthworm disguised as a walrus disguised as Jamie Hyneman.
13 0 ReplyI literally saw that first.
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They call me Dr. Worm. Good morning, how are you? I'm Dr. Worm.
28 0 ReplyI'm interested in things. I'm not a real doctor, But I am a real worm, I am an actual worm. I live like a worm.
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On the plus side they are now turtly enough for the turtle club
27 0 ReplyHis name wouldn't happen to be Jim?
24 0 ReplyJawless execution!
22 0 ReplyWhy my mans look like he speak for the trees?
19 0 ReplyYou can have it all my empire of dirt.
18 0 ReplyTime for a Bob's Burgers rewatch
17 0 ReplyHoly shit he's a San'Shyuum
17 0 ReplyLatin Perfida vermis or "treacherous worms". Seems the Halo authors also think wormy thoughts.
2 0 ReplyNeeds more ear testicles.
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The genetic lottery was not kind to this man.
16 0 ReplyI'm sure there's someone out there who is jealous of this man's thick and meaty earlobes.
4 0 ReplyPretty flawless skin though and he claimed he shaved his head (provided this was really his post). So he wasn't bald before. Would make it 2 bonus points from the lottery. Could also be that it's just fat on his neck, he posed or it's a thyroid or iodine issue. May his liberation from the vanity of hairdoism will initiate his Super Saiyan tranformation.
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It's like a small planetoid; it has its own weather system! Like an orange on a toothpick! Lookit the size o' that thing! Oh, he's gonna cry himself to sleep tonight on his huuge pillo'.
13 0 ReplyGah! Put it back!!
12 0 ReplyI dont like live action worms apocalypse.
12 0 ReplyYou mean Worms Armageddon...?
2 0 Replymeeshmeedleep
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How does this guy fold a blanket?
10 0 ReplyMan is goitered to the hilt
9 0 ReplyAs soon as I saw this I thought "Get this man some iodine, stat! Or, conversely, stop giving this man so much iodine!"
6 0 Replyseaweed and iodized salt for every meal
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@The_Picard_Maneuver Just move to a different franchise and they call you God Emperor!
9 1 ReplyThe spice must flow
7 0 ReplyIt’s so cartoonish, I love it so much. This man looks absurd.
7 0 Reply7 0 ReplyLol Worms was dope as hell
4 0 ReplyStill is! My buds and I play online every now and again
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lorax
8 1 ReplyI'm gobsmacked.
7 0 ReplyHe's left absolutely jawless
6 0 ReplyGROOVY!
6 0 ReplyLooks like Adam Savage was in a tragic accident where he lost his chin and they just said "screw it pull his neck up like a foreskin"
6 0 ReplyClassic toehead
6 0 ReplyDamn he'd get far into giving head
6 0 ReplyOh no
I mean, yes
But oh no
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Looks like the top of a sperm
5 0 ReplyGuy hulud
3 0 ReplyYes sir!
3 0 ReplyIt's Beaker from The Muppets!
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