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Does it rhyme with "missing bolts"?

No. Reddit is a commercial advertising platform with the fuckered paint job of decades' lack of effort to keep up appearances. You're already here, so that's half your battle won; why fixate on the loser you obviously don't need anymore?

tl;dr: you need something like Lemmy. 🤓🎉

Maybe, just maybe, the cancerous squirt in a toupee running against her somehow faceplants into a long-overdue grave before much longer? 🤞🏽

Don't call me Regular.

Funny. Friends from the area (Bhartiy) describe it as "completely as authentic as British curries". 🤷🏽

Oh, an ad for cosmetic surgeons? How quaint.

Sorry. Menu.

Yeah... It's genuinely sad. 🤷🏽‍♂️😅

Bruh, there's no brand whoring from me here. We're all products. Simmer. Bruh.

Propaganda?

I mean, fuck Drumpf into a hole with his own arms, but this is still BS.

The strawberry blonde wins, no contest, but I see the allure.

The irony of using Apple products, thinking "Private" means "private".

Yeah, but is that how she prefers to burble "Daddy"?

That's a no-tip clip.

Dishitter.

Also, Witcher has some heart-punch right-in-the-feels moments in side quests, FFS. 😶 Even when you're purposely avoiding what you know is gonna be an emotional wringer in a prominent quest line, they cut ya while you're wandering around? Genius. Damn. 🤌🏾🙇🏽‍♂️

He just might shit himself. Before 10am. Again. A fourth time.

Can we have a do-over? The sun was in his eyes. (I mean, he was staring at it, but still.)

Calling it "news" is disingenuous and helps no one, mind you.