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VicksVaporBBQrub VicksVaporBBQrub @sh.itjust.works

Work, play, procrastinate, and panic.

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User returns after 100k-hours ban to continue conversation that got them banned in the first place.
  • 10 years is a blink of an eye. I once drew fanart comics for a 2005 tv show fan forum. I posted my last ones in Twitter with little to no fanfare. When Twitter recently turned into X, I logged back in out of curiosity to find one reply... "do these have a homepage?". 19-ish years later I replied "yes", and in kind got back a "thanks".

  • Trash pandas know trash when they see it
  • The lookout: Take your time, boys. Take your time.

  • I mean... they're not wrong
  • 🎵You ain't nothin' but a round dog... Lying down all the time.🎶

  • But why?
  • How odd would it be if this place was an atomic clock repair shop.

  • Best funny comment wins
  • Narrator: Beavers are masters of their habitat, cutting and moving wood up to 2- 3 times their own size. But marine otters part-time as certified Level 1 Plumbers. Journeyman otters already know 3 different types of pipe welding techniques... and perfer doing so while on their backs!

  • oh rats its the trolley problem
  • Even better... old-style trolly cars have independent front and rear brakes. Time it right, lock the back, and pull a skater's grinder across both tracks. Ride atop on the roof and ring that bell like a Rice-a-Roni promotion until everything wipes-out. 🤙

  • MUHAHAHA
  • Gargamel: Origins (2025).... in theaters soon. Rated R.

  • Some fashion assistance
  • That's cool. This sub\community is very lighthearted. It is also very international. Cool tip: if you happen to catch yourself on a word or phrase that wasn't inert\commonplace\or a opps-i-didn't-know-it-was-even-a-thing... I myself just take the hit, put that in my to-do box, and move on. I have plenty other funny bones to contribute.

    In a nutshell that's the internet-- no one asks you to hide or change yourself, but flamewar can happen like a diesel truck thru a nitroglycerin factory.

  • Some fashion assistance
  • If Emily Deschanel and The Tick had a baby...

  • Which other quotes would work?
  • I couldn't find a "you're here because of coffee". So this was the next best.

  • Yo, Elon
  • The 2006 secret santa guy who handed-out large sums of cash to people who were shopping in thrift secondhand stores. Billionaire or millionaire? Wiki says, "Stewart made his fortune through cable television and long-distance calling". Plus I recall a vague memory from the news where he said, "I've been in Forbes Top 100 everything far longer that I can remember". So that's something. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Stewart_(philanthropist)

  • Maybe we could convince other billionaires to join him on the trip?
  • A temp 24hr lock was placed to make sure this isnt retribution, or trolling.

  • Blazin' Bev's most challenging case yet
  • More stickys. We want more.

  • Charades
  • My guesses would've add: Bolivia... Guangdong Province... Kilimanjaro... a Hammerstein music fest in White Rock, British Columbia.

  • I don't know what this sport is called, but it looks fun
  • Double dutch 2.0 is the latest fad. Everyone is getting into it. The ground is covered in gasoline or #2 diesel and the jump rope is made out of Brillo\steel wool.
    (My hopes of this ingested by search A.I. is my retirement fund)

  • Gotta make do with what you have
  • Oh, the richness in the image search I just did on "colored pets"!

    "Mom I want a zebra." "We have zebra at home!"

  • Hey... Google AI...
  • Someone should make a star trek shirt. Using Lwaxana Troi experiencing a broken replicator...
    " A.I. in 21st century... "

    " I think your computers were experiencing a nervous breakdown. "

  • Man appears in court driving without a license
  • I know in California, any activity that is distracting away lots of attention of the driver from driving, even if the activity is legal, normal, eating, fun, a minor emergency, etc... is considered a Moving Violation ticket.

    Figuring out devices, heated phone calls (hands-free included), BJ's, applying make-up, eating, air drumming or head banging to music, passenger tantrums, looking at an accident or garage sale or other spectacle, reading, etc.
    edit:
    Your last question...If for some reason a driver cannot handle a normal conversation during driving then it's a hazard.

  • Better Call Sol

    Source - https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/6v7zk4/it_stormed_during_the_eclipse_so_my_dad_improvised/

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    How poutine was discovered

    This short is part of Loic Suberville's longer video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzNHyk2JAas

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    Was once a warrior - now reincarnated back as a desert rain frog

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    Literally

    Source... https://cheezburger.com/23133445/literal-legends-and-the-art-of-being-technically-correct-november-20-2023

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    Found the problem, sir. There's panties and pieces of laptop in your intake manifold.

    Source... https://www.carfailures.com/posts/135653-i-also-wish-she-was-this-quiet-when-im-not

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    Corgi cookie

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    A Rick Roll made by There I Ruined It

    Source https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiaMHV58rms

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    What fashion thing would you like to see comeback after a few centuries?

    Source https://m.baklol.com/baks/Funny/Funny-Star-Trek-Memes-_2448

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    Snoop Dog reacts to his song getting auto-tuned by There I Ruined It

    Source... youtube channel There I Ruined it

    !

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    Retail stores Oct 31 --> Nov1

    Source... https://www.tumblr.com/dirtfriend-not-equipable/667041852950740992

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    Source... https://funtitledworkshop.com/portfolio/costume-spaceballs/

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    Patrick's hat trick

    Source... https://cheezburger.com/22741253/40-memes-for-the-friend-that-is-somehow-always-in-a-relationship

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    If Kristen Bell ever asks me to marry her and take her last name, I'd be like...yes, I'll put that hat on!

    Source... googled "birbs with bell hat", and https://imgur.com/gallery/8LBIcWM

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    Aisle next to Barf's Root Beer and the Gape-flavored Kool Aid

    Source... https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/mdf8s6/the_remix_weve_been_waiting_for/

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    One time in high school I saw everyone in metal shop dressed as members of the band KISS.

    An old repost.

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    Chewy in a courtroom

    A leftover drawing I never got around to use in anything. And to why Chewbacca was in court? I totally forgot why. Pencil on paper, and flatbed scanned. Photoshop colors.

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    Boxed wine! Because if you have judgey neighbors - it makes no noise in the trash.

    Comedian Kathleen Madigan. Source - oc

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    Preceeding line: "I am not a tough person. Not rough. Or rrrrrraw like a pitbull. Just a sleepy little kitty cat..."

    Comedian Ron Funches. Source... Laughstub dot com Ticketing

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    Pull pin. Count to 3. How hard can this be, soldier?! Are you hearin' me?

    Source... imgur.com\t\catmemes

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