Work, play, procrastinate, and panic.
He have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join his court at Camelot.
...pointed eachother’s barrels {toward each other} and fire at the exact time. Luckily about 10 sec later I came to the conclusion...
Jesus, 9.5 seconds earlier to tap them on the shoulder...
...so, I rubbed the soap in my own eyes...
👩: Honey, look. The neighbors got a new lawn mower. That's the new Torso model you wanted.
🧔: I think that's a John Deere God.
💀: Actually it's a Yamahahahaha!
😼: halp me
🥺: don't worry I won't ever let go
😼: avenge me, brother
back home with 40 liters of milk on a sled.
"Ma! They only had chocolate milk."
If you're a guy, and at the first rodeo, are in her parents living room watching tv, and precede #426 by saying... "oh, hey, let's watch Baywatch!"
Then #426 is, is, -um... quite unforgettable.
I just found these images from ddg image search "dual sim".
The first picture, a Samsung graphic is showing dual sim capabilities by indicating sim1 as a house icon in the system area icons and sim2 is a building.
The second picture is showing a square with a "1" in it. This may be your unknown icon.
edit: i just noticed that your icon is next to the clock (left side - App side). So it could be just a regular app also.
Dont forget to rule out dual sim phones; indicating sim 1 is active.
Aurora, Illinois Cop... A freewheeling metallic-liquid cop investigating satellite signal theft crosses paths with local slacker black-market music promoter. He soon gets the local metalhead's welcome-to- Aurora, IL treatment by falling for the ol' stratocaster in the tailpipe bit.
Shren ~ Shrek? That mischievous blue skin with the funny moving ears takes a green Orion dancing slave girl into the past - into the 1970's, specifically. They get Lou Ferrigno angry. DNA gets a good mixin'. Coming soon to theaters...
S.H.'Rek 9 Fiona: Origins (2033).
Oh, no!
The color matches a favorite fanny pack I had worn forever in my youth. But I would not buy this house because of the cooking range hood is a recirculating type -- no true vent to the outside.
This came up in a image search for "young Shrek"...
source, https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/hvi8e8/official_teenage_shrek_concept_art/
In the Star Trek franchise, the 12 film was in the Kelvin\JJ Abrhams timeline. Can't wait to see who will voice a rebooted young Mike Myers and Eddie Murphy combo.
Dukes of Hazardous Materials Movers.
HighViz Floyd - Welcome to the Heavy Machinery.
"For he saw the graders comin' hard and heard their backup beeping cries... Yippie ya yo... Yippie ya yey... CAT riders in the sky..."
Ha! In my head I first thought disney, and was singing "the cold water never bothered me anyway 🎵".
On a hunt to find a longer video, I am reading youtube comments saying: guinea pig instinct is the need to be constantly aware of predators, and alert other guinea pigs in the area, and so they do sleep with 1 or both eyes open, unless they feel 100% safe.
I might have been a guinea pig in another life.
Future captcha challenge, animated? Try to select all nectarines in the image...
Source https://imgur.com/gallery/animal-dump-LV2wSNX
This location may not be the first time this has happened. The Mc Donald's in the background has 2 retaining walls and one of the teller windows recently looks replaced.
Better Call Sol
Source - https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/6v7zk4/it_stormed_during_the_eclipse_so_my_dad_improvised/
How poutine was discovered
YouTube Video
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This short is part of Loic Suberville's longer video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzNHyk2JAas
Was once a warrior - now reincarnated back as a desert rain frog
YouTube Video
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Literally
Source... https://cheezburger.com/23133445/literal-legends-and-the-art-of-being-technically-correct-november-20-2023
Found the problem, sir. There's panties and pieces of laptop in your intake manifold.
Source... https://www.carfailures.com/posts/135653-i-also-wish-she-was-this-quiet-when-im-not
A Rick Roll made by There I Ruined It
YouTube Video
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Source https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiaMHV58rms
What fashion thing would you like to see comeback after a few centuries?
Source https://m.baklol.com/baks/Funny/Funny-Star-Trek-Memes-_2448
Snoop Dog reacts to his song getting auto-tuned by There I Ruined It
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Retail stores Oct 31 --> Nov1
Source... https://www.tumblr.com/dirtfriend-not-equipable/667041852950740992
Patrick's hat trick
Source... https://cheezburger.com/22741253/40-memes-for-the-friend-that-is-somehow-always-in-a-relationship
If Kristen Bell ever asks me to marry her and take her last name, I'd be like...yes, I'll put that hat on!
Source... googled "birbs with bell hat", and https://imgur.com/gallery/8LBIcWM
Aisle next to Barf's Root Beer and the Gape-flavored Kool Aid
Source... https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/mdf8s6/the_remix_weve_been_waiting_for/
One time in high school I saw everyone in metal shop dressed as members of the band KISS.
An old repost.
Chewy in a courtroom
A leftover drawing I never got around to use in anything. And to why Chewbacca was in court? I totally forgot why. Pencil on paper, and flatbed scanned. Photoshop colors.
Boxed wine! Because if you have judgey neighbors - it makes no noise in the trash.
Comedian Kathleen Madigan. Source - oc
Preceeding line: "I am not a tough person. Not rough. Or rrrrrraw like a pitbull. Just a sleepy little kitty cat..."
Comedian Ron Funches. Source... Laughstub dot com Ticketing