@Early_To_Risa It's a rather elaborate way to offer a free parking space, bro

@DougHolland "Lo and behold! The AI Overlords granted the peaceful extra fingers to pick up the Bacon of Peace! As it was written!"

@6mementomori Yes. Yes. Wasted pants.

@ickplant

@MyPornViewingAccount From personal experience I can assure you, a tick bite enlarges the penis but is not permanent. And because of the risk of Lyme's disease it is dangerous. Did I mention painful?

@cuerdo For that joke you are getting a demerit!

@return2ozma

@Daxtron2 At least one of you is doing it's job.

@Mandarbmax That is not a social cue. You just shat in your hand and are waving with it now. Stop it.

@The_Picard_Maneuver Just move to a different franchise and they call you God Emperor!

@Lanky_Pomegranate530 Our slaves have a safe word?

@7heo Adam Ant is Elon Musks father?

@nifty Building a base on an uninhabited planet without a permit.

@dohpaz42
I will miss my tables, I guess. But nobody ever heard of of concrete high rises?
@ZeroCool @Twinklebreeze @NOT_RICK @Lifecoach5000 @glibg10b

@MinguPingu We have Absorbent Bobbert Cubic Trousers at home, honey

@FlyingSquid IRTA Pound Fish

@kratoz29 The linux desktop on a LSD screen

@Architeuthis I had to google PUA term, but it al makes sense now.

@dgerard

@numan Lucky for them there is only one spiderman.

@Lafari

@ObviouslyNotBanana That is a puffer fish, yes?

@fossilesque Geez... Scarecrow, this stuff is fucked up! Ya sure about this dosage?

@zephyreks Yeah, right. Claim it for God when I work so hard for it!