So the mug is the best choice by far, due to its universe-breaking abilities surrounding temperature. Setup a Stirling engine on that for infinite power.
I do have to admit it's a bit disheartening to post that pic, and then people react to it by looking how to use the objects to 'hack' the nature of reality.
I agree. And thank you for the heartwarming content ❤️
That was my realization when I invited people to my minecraft server and saw people dig a whole and breed cows just to kill them for xp, while I was over there giving them grass and water and a nice fence
I dont know how much energy you'd get per hour from a hot mug though. I'm much more intrigued by a blanket that would keep you safe in the arctic as well as the Sahara.
The blanket too, it keeps whatever it covers at 36.5~37.5 °C.
They need to buff the candle. Stress is almost impossible? Lol watch me.
Candle that never burns out means fire in a vacuum. Pretty powerful stuff.
Huge scientific implications
favorite mug is the best for breaking the laws of physics and generating infinite energy - though the blanket and the candle also have infinite heat, the mug would be the most versatile, as you could fill it with a super-hot liquid, then treat it like an RTG, generating electricity from the temperature difference between the mug and its environment. use the mug as your spaceship's power supply, and you'll never even need big honkin photovoltaic panels !
I love how this post was meant to be cozy, and the first thing you think of is breaking reality.
I would pick the candle!
Yeah infinite energy source was my first thought as well (mug/candle). Might be able to come up with some amazing uses for the blanket as well.
With the blanket you can walk on the sun though. (Assuming that you won't get crushed by gravity)
Hate to burst your bubble, but the favorite mug is actually just a perfect insulator. Energy go in, energy no come out.
... Where do I buy this bear?
I got a lot of emptiness
mood tho
I'm gonna need some more information on this memery.
What kind of memes do they produce there?
the mug and candle are just free energy
Put Magma in the mug
Place the mug under a large water tank
Use it to spin a turbine
Attach alligator clips to my balls
Good old infinite energy
yeah, hook the mug up to a generator for a post-scarcity future
as is the blanket !
With the blanket you basically no longer need heating
treasure stone pleaseee i got the bad axniety >< i would mind the bear eithrr mrrp
No joke, you can make this treasure stone yourself.
Fuck the rest that pillow is the only way to go. Dreaming means I hit REM every night which means I am better at most of the other times almost automatically
I will literally settle for just one quality of one of these. Give me the "perfect temperature blanket," I don't even care if it's soft or the right size. If it somehow stabilized my temperature so it didn't feel like it fluctuated 20⁰ every hour, I would sleep
like a babyIf not for the "almost", I'd have chosen the candle for sure, but as long as it's not COMPLETELY impossible, my ADHD/anxiety combo is GOING to find something to stress about.
So yeah, I'm going to go with the treasure stone and hope people don't get the wrong idea about me fiddling in my pocket at high pressure moments 😁
Take the blanket, move to Antarctica with laptop and star link, never be bothered again.
bear and pillow seem to have the most utility -- having 100% good dreams must be incredibly blissful. but i do feel empty often as well
Damn, usually these challenges are pretty bad and there's only one or two good options so it makes choosing easier but this one is horrible becuase everything is amazing. I want it all!
Take the stone first. Then have the courage to grab the rest. :)
If I was a fae creature, I'd get the endless candle so I could lure people to my hut in the forest and they would not get a sense of danger at all (assuming everyone around the candle can also feel the effects by smelling it)
Especially with the meme-alia feature bringing endless memes into their mind to sooth them
Memes, the DNA of the soul.
Good dream pillow, basically doubling my percieved livespan, potentially more depending on how dream time relates to real life time.
But then you'll never wake up feeling rested
cuddly bear
i need this how acquire
it's a plushie dreadful! i love them!
https://plushiedreadfuls.com/collections/plushiedreadfuls
i have the gender dysphoria and the anxiety one and i want the bpd and migrane ones next!
they also have sexuality ones and the lesbian one is so cute!
The fact that the pillow won't help my awful insomnia (or help you fall asleep in general) makes it so close to being the best choice to me, but it falls short in the most frustrating way.
Technically it says every night not every sleep it gives you good dreams, so either you'll be forced asleep so you can dream or you'll have pleasant day dreams while you lie awake at least.
The pillow sounds like the ultimate psychodelic drug
My treasure stone is a flask
The others have cool abilities, but I'd take the Treasure Stone - I'm anxious when it comes to confrontation and speaking, so something I could hold onto to make me more confident in myself would be a godsend.
Fuck. I need that bear.
bear easily
can the pillow make ultraviolent ptsd nightmares go away
Yes
:o
GIVE ME THE BEAR
The pillow is the only one that can't be replicated
I'd take the treasure stone and go on the amazing race, can't really replicate those effects
How do you replicate the stone?
My wedding ring has the same powers
The pillow... Sleep is my nemesis.
Unless the blanket does away with menopausal hot flashes. I'm not near that age, but I dread them still.
its hard to not game the physics with these kind of choices.
but personally i'd go with the candle or the pillow. i'd pay anything to directly improve my mental health than anything else
Unspoken curses of each item:
Magic blanket - you will never get to taste a cold drink or feel a cool breeze again
Good dream pillow - you will be asleep every hour of sundown to sunrise
Cuddly bear - you will always feel empty when you are not hugging it
Endless candle - you will never feel stressed enough to feel the need to be productive again
Favorite mug - you will never get your hot drinks back
Treasure stone - you will progressively devolve into a narcissist the more you touch it
You're just making the pillow even better
Yeah, Sleeping Beauty was supposed to be suffering under a curse. Sleeping for 100 years sounds great to me.
Blankets curse would suck but pillows would be great, less time in reality yes please. Bears curse is already a thing so whatever. Endless candles curse? Just vibe stress free and then have a nice stress free suicide when I'm out of money? Honestly sounds ideal. Good curses on mug and stone tho
You could just take the blanket off
the mug so I can put plasma in it and boom infinite energy
Pillow
The pillow. I would have peace. Probably wouldn't stop sleeping though, then lose my job.. hmmm maybe not.
Tough call.
I’d kill for that mug if it could also keep drinks cold
I make iced lattes every morning and use a mug for it, and I’d kill for it to stay cold for more than 5 minutes without adding so much ice it becomes weak
Magic blanket, easiest choice of my life
Though choice, but I'd take the stone.
That one that give me good memery. I like good memery.
I am choosing all of them and you cant stope mwhahah
I already have the bear so I'd go with the blanket. I'm always just a bit too cold.
Blanket for sure. You could travel anywhere and not worry about the temperature. Even if you ended up homeless you could sleep anywhere.
cuddly bear cause I hate feeling empthy at times, favorite mug cause I am going to put a very hot liquid in it. Than harvest the heat energy that the mug uses to keep the liquid warm, to ensure that the maximum amount of energy is created to preserve the temperature I am going to put it in the fridge. Infinite energy source. 👍
Basically, you're exploiting that poor mug.
Maybe that's why you feel so empty.
First learn to spell
first learn to be fun :3
I refuse! :D
Cuddly bear doesn't really love me. It's just after my money.
If it makes you feel better, I don't love you for your money. I don't love you at all.
You and the bear.
For the memes, the candle of infinite burning, for the comfort, blankie.
blahaj already provides #3
I literally have a heart shaped treasure stone. The weight is really grounding.
Having hashimoto I'll always take the blanket.
candle
Omg gimme dat blanket!
I love my electric blanket already. It gets too hot sometimes though. Magic blanket I can bring outside!
We practically already have that mug. I have to put ice in my tea so I can drink it before the next 5 hours. 🤣
I would pick the pillow except I would probably form a sleep addiction (again)
definitely the blanket, or the pillow. Sleep is most important
Of course the candle, as it will solve climate change.
If it can never burn out, you can divide it infinitively, and create infinite flames powering infinite generators.
Never say always ;D
Also the favourite mug would be an infinite power generator too
A good mug is really the closest to heaven i will get
Endless candle would be good for battlefield imagine new recruits not having to go through stress and just straight up function as they were trained. Probably removes PTSD or reduce the chances.
Well, nah - stress is "almost impossible". Which means that it is possible, and with disorders it wouldn't work at all most likely. Without it being 100% every time, I don't think it is worth discarding other items.
As for functioning as they were trained - the bravery stone would be better I think. Stress is a great motivator, couple that with complete and utter bravery and you have an army that never routes
Using the cute, magic anti-anxiety gift to get better at fighting wars sounds like the most dystopian thing lol
Use the candle to open a spa actually no I'll just keep it for myself
I'll choose the mug, make super disgusting health drink meals in it so it tastes good but is super healthy.
Endless candle sounds really perfect. I want to smell memery (assuming it's a misspell of memory)
I can't tell if this is accidentally reminiscent of Omori or deliberately reminiscent of Omori
Huh, that game looks really interesting
It is interesting, but... Please mind the content warnings.
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