Hadn’t thought about that.

My imagined conversation when Vance was chosen as VP:

“I liked how it sounded, Trump-Pence. It’s too bad he’s a traitor. It had a nice ring to it, everybody said so. Do we have a Spence? Maybe a Dense?” “Mr. President, the closest I see is Vance.” “Trump-Vance. I like it. It’s close don’t you think? He’s said some nasty, nasty things about me. But, Trump-Vance? I like it. He’s saying good things now, isn’t he? He’ll do the right thing, he knows what happened when the last guy didn’t do the right thing. He wrote a book, they’re telling me nobody is reading it. Everybody still reads Art of the Deal, imagine that? Vance, Pence, Vence, Pence, we should say it like that. I like it.”

The youngins are going to think that’s just the way it is. Half the comments I make on YouTube are removed. It’s crazy too. Someone being a bully and saying the n word, I reply, gone immediately while the n word comment just hangs out there forever.

Rambo is just dood in ban danna shooting musheen gun and holding big nife.

I’m just being a dick. I haven’t seen it since I was around 7 so that’s all it was for me haha.

I didn’t vote for him.

The other dude (Terry McAuliffe) committed campaign suicide by saying that parents shouldn’t be “telling schools what they should teach”. I agree with him, and I agreed with his further explanations, but I was so mad when he said that during the debate. I knew it was over and I knew he’d lose and therefore I’d lose in my own personal life because of it.

I really do believe that was the moment he lost the election. He was a great governor though and it’s unfortunate he didn’t win.

You messed up the song bro. I agree with you but we were singing!

It’s funny. I got an ad for his campaign yesterday about how he won’t force us to wear masks.

Like, bro. It’s 2024. I see like 1 mask a month at this point.

I am a worm speaking through my host right now and I’ll tell ya buddy. This ain’t one of ours talking.

I’m a tapeworm though, maybe worms that don’t have to work so hard to get to the brain and control the host are trying to find reasons to get a bunch of humans in close proximity together under conditions that make it easy for them to spread.

Where only some folks is free

And I won’t forget the men in blue

Who shoot minorities

I’d be dead in Va if I were making 7.25

You did good enough for me bud.

I’m glad I was right haha. Shouldn’t have doubted myself.

Oh I definitely don’t think that. Dude is clearly a moron, it just happened that way.

I don’t know if he’s a moron or not really, if he just got lucky being born into money or whatever. I know he has some moron takes though, like nonstop.

I don’t think it’s a timelapse, I’ve seen these buggers eat and they put it down.

Edit:

Nah I’m wrong. Ears are moving unnaturally.

Been saying 5ever since I was about 5. That was 5ever ago and I thought I was a clever boy.

Me too. I personally think it was brilliant.

That bit you said about realizing his PR mistake, I’ve got an interesting bit on that.

I have a friend who is pretty conservative, we live in one of the most conservative areas in the US (Trump got close to 90% of the vote here). He went all in on Tesla stocks early on and then later he bought two of the Model S. One for him, one for his wife. Everywhere he went he had to defend that decision. “Huht huht, Jim’s done turned into a socialist and got himself a liberal car!” Dumb shit like that. For years the car was so rare around here that he got attention like he was cruising around in an old Model T Ford, only it was always negative attention.

His was the only Tesla I ever seen in person for years.

After Musk made his personality very public though, I see them everywhere. I’m in rural VA. These people have to charge them at home. I’ve never seen a charge station anywhere. He no longer gets attention for his car. I pass about 5 of them on the way to work every day.

I know this information is mostly useless, but maybe his batshit insane interactions with the public have actually been good for electric cars, as silly as that might sound. To a lot of people out here in redneck land, the electric car is no longer a California pussy liberal car if it’s a Tesla. It’s a status symbol. “Look at me fellers, I’m doing putty good fer myself!”

That’s why I buy 5.

We gettin’ old bruh. The internet is too. :(

Uber awesome, epic thanks,

tehangryseal of doooooom

He not see? Why ain’t he buy a cybernetic eye company and say he invented it?

I don’t know how you missed it. After the debate I was eager to see him. “Please don’t be senile. Please don’t be senile!”