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lolola lolola @lemmy.blahaj.zone

just a sad trans girl looking for laugh-out-louds

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Fake owl not working
  • Nah, you'll actually get more pigeons.

    Fake owl? Pigeons. Fake pigeons? More pigeons. Real pigeons? By definition, pigeons. Real owl? Believe it or not, pigeons.

    Source: I'm surrounded by pigeons, please help.

  • When diarrhea hits so hard u need to hold on
  • I didn't know toilet capacity was measured in the hundreds of pounds

    Edit: I hate to explain jokes but I was referring to the quantity of mass going into the toilet, not onto it.

  • Everything going on has got me down, I need a break. What's something good that's happened in your life recently?
  • Gosh I totally feel that. Maybe something is going around.

    I got to spend some time with my big sister. We had tea and talked awhile, then played Smash Bros. She apparently loves to spam Falcon Punch, so I got to see a lot of very entertaining slo-mo finishing blows. Like p-p-p-PAWWunchhh...

    Good question, I feel slightly better now.

  • Seriously, almost all the posts are just doom scrolling. And yes, I'm aware of the irony
  • It's gotten bad lately -- both the posts and the news itself. I feel like I need to take a break myself. Irony of this comment also acknowledged.

  • Trump Suggests Planes Can’t Fly When It’s Not Sunny
  • Just because there's been an influx of important political news relating to the former president (court decisions, trial delays, etc.) does not mean we need a bunch of "Trump says" articles again.

  • Getting Their Attention
  • From knowyourmeme.com:

    The Hawk Tuah Girl, also known as the Spit On That Thing Girl or Spit On That Thang Girl, refers to a woman who was interviewed in a viral TikTok video and was asked, "What's one move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time?" to which she responded in a Southern accent, "Oh, you gotta give him that hawk tuah and spit on that thang," resembling a spitting sound amid oral sex.

  • Pride never ends rule
  • Now make one for all us sad abandoned loner queers

  • Empty space between posts (Firefox on Android)

    For the past day or so, I've been seeing a bunch of empty space in between posts. All the posts are there, but I have to scroll for a while to see them all. It also happens on comment threads.

    I'm using Firefox 127.0.2 on Android 14. It also happens when I request the desktop site view. It doesn't happen on my actual desktop, nor does it happen for other instances like lemmy.world.

    Is this a known issue? Any fixes?

    Edit: Within hours of posting, pages are loading normally again.

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    Supreme Court ruling shields presidents on official acts
  • This reminds me of another circular argument: Anything the president does can be considered "acting presidential" simply because they're president. You might've thought that shitposting on twitter was unbecoming of a world leader, but once a president does it, it's okay for a president to do.

    An argument to protect a fool from public criticism now doubles as a defense against legal action.

  • Tight fit rule
  • Speedrunners go in at a slight angle so they can drift / mini-turbo their way through this section.

  • And the band plays on...
  • omg if you rearrange the letters it spells "BEWITCHERS" and "ML". And we all know "ML" can only stand for one of two things:

    • machine learning, as in the robots are taking over and ruining society, or
    • :3 mlem :P
  • First Presidential Debate Megapost!
  • I tried muting the TV and just reading the captions for a little, and it made me a fair bit more confident in Biden. And he did have some good moments after I turned the sound back on. I'm just worried it won't be enough. Maybe it's the anxiety of realizing that we've actually reached election season.

  • First Presidential Debate Megapost!
  • I keep tuning in and out. I tune out when Trump speaks because everything he says is just such an affront to objective reality. But then I also tune out when Biden speaks because... He just comes off as so old it's making me cringe. Like, this is the best we could come up with to combat a literal fucking fascist.

    Then I wonder, what part of this am I listening to? The questions?

  • What's the most stupid trend (or fad) you participated in yourself?
  • Five Nights at Freddy's. So much wasted brainpower.

  • How big is your desk?
  • That's why programmers have all those monitors. They're each hooked up to a different computer.

  • How's your week been?
  • This past week hasn't been too bad. There were some stressful moments, but I feel like I got through them okay.

  • A cool guide on emailing like a boss
  • I'd say this is more like how to email effectively. If you want to email like a boss, you need to master the subtle art of the one-word email.

  • it's basically rulesday

    and apologies if this one's too US-centric

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