I became disappointed when I zoomed in to realize she had a wallet chain and not a sproingy yellow coiled lanyard thing that was somehow attached to her phone. (Sorry, Amazon link: One of these)
I don’t know why. I guess I just thought the idea was kind of cute and fun. This dad-fucking, bacon grease swilling, subway texter uses a cute little bouncy cord thing to keep her phone handy, amidst an otherwise austere getup - just a zany detail to contrast with the rest. Alas. Just a boring ass wallet chain.
I thought the same thing and I'm still not convinced that's not what's going on. I remember in the '90s so many people were putting chains to their wallets, you know wear your money is... Well your cell phone is probably attached to one of your accounts, so it's money. This weirdly makes sense to me.
I think it makes perfect sense, and a cool retro throwback. Fashion is cyclical after all! But I think the other poster was correct and she just has it fed through 2 belt loops.
Have you ever been on the average Call of Duty lobby? Kids have read and said far worse than this. Kids are going to learn curse words regardless of what you do.
She must have been fucking our dads every night for years.
Edit: Lol at the downvotes, if you want to wear an edgy shirt in public you're going to have to expect some edgy retorts and furthermore I think anything that attempts to normalise obesity is absolutely terrible. I know I have to accept that some people are fat, and good for her if she's happy at that size, but I don't have to accept edgy excuses for someone else's poor choices.
You do have to accept that you sometimes have bad takes like errybody else, and this is one of them.
It's not because you made a bad joke, its because you lack the emotional intelligence necessary to ask some things:
The likely continuous comments on her figure that caused her to wear this retort
The fact that if you werent gonna make a comment to her shes not talking to you
These 2 things are often conflated in folks who haven't trained their empathy up, and i suspect you feel like you took damage because even tho you're not in the room your acting like she's insulted you.
I know I have to accept that some people are fat
You don't, you have to accept your humanity, which means you're the same ugly mess of hair and stink and poo as the rest of us. It means you are an unfit judge. Somebody thinks you're ugly. Someone out there thinks you're a piece of shit. I think you're just young. You need to understand your place, and you straight up fuckin' dont.
To be a bit unfair youre probably a little too full of yourself, you'll get over it if you put in work.
37 downvotes, yet no one brave enough to put their neck on the line and offer a counterpoint. So yh, I made an assumption and yet still no one has made a counterpoint which means I'm probably right 🤷🏼♂️