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BruceTwarzen @lemm.ee
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Weirdo gives $4000 to charity so he can smash cheap guitar signed by Taylor Swift
  • It's hardly even linked to her. Like she has no connection to the guitar, it means nothing. I always wonder what's in these people's heads. It's easy to say nothing, but he had this idea, he thought it's a good idea, he maybe even told someone about that idea, he had time to think about his idea, and still thought it's a good idea?

  • Microplastic hotspots forming in offshore UK North Sea, researchers find
  • Some 30 years ago when i was a naive child i would watch the news and it was like: rich guy making 120k a day. And three segments later: there is a disaster ahead of us and to fix it we need 100k. And idiot me was actually thinking: that's not really a problem then, because the rich guy they just talked about could pay that easily. Then i went to sleep thinking the problem is basically solved.

  • Pronouns bad!
  • Have you read the comments here? People just eat it up. Well yeah somewhere out there maybe perhaps. Hey some Haitians might eat their pets it could happen. Don't trust Haitians, i heard they eat pets.

  • Man Wishes He Was Dumb Enough to Be Happy All the Time
  • I used to hang out with a different kind of dumb person. He would watch a movie he didn't understand but thought he did. Once i "flirted" for him with his ex girlfriend over text, because he wanted her back, but most of the time had no idea what she was talking about. She said she saw him today and he had a new haircut. I texted back: yeah they grew over my head (it's a saying in german that means something is getting too much, but it also is a hair pun.) she laughed and i gave his phone back. He read it and didn't understand it. Even if I explained it to him, he just didn't understand what might be funny. So he texted her back: he also shaved his pubes. God bless his soul.

  • Pronouns bad!
  • The fascinating thing about these stories is that 10+ years ago people were all like: pics or didn't happen.

    Now everyone is up in arms to defend these stories they want to believe in. /R/nOtHiNgEvErHaPpEnS

  • People older than 35: do you remember the first time you used a GPS device to get somewhere?
  • I'm still not sure how i found anything before gps was a thing. I remember getting my licence and my first trip with a friend. He printed out like 20 pages of google maps. He sat next to me and went through it like a person wo went mad on the nautilus. Halfway through it, he threw it all on the backseat and only kept the last page and said: "we're looking for some place that sounds like hitler and then 15 min later we go left and there is a house with a dragon in the yard.

    We never took a wrong turn on the whole trip. Same at work, i would get a bad printout of a city block where i wasn't even sure where it was. And somehow after driving around in circles for a bit i would always magically find it.