This is what freedom is about

I thought they were bagels with an entire block of cream cheese at first.

Pretty much New York bagels
- That’s literally what I thought the caption was gonna be about when I saw the pic
- 🤤
that would not be a bad thing

Why is this in funny? It should be in [email protected] or something.

Rather:

[email protected]
- That works, lol.

Now deep fry that whole jawn and we're talkin'

'Murican spotted
You can't be out here frying them jawns with any old batter either. It needs to be either cake or cornbread batter.
And put it on a stick

This image made my teeth hurt

If sugar makes your teeth hurt you should see a dentist
- It's the cold that makes my teeth hurt

What's the term for "cankles", but for the wrists?

forearm+wrist = ...forist ? fist ??
- forearm + hand = fand? ... harm?

Try this-

Get 2 Eggo (or similar) waffles and toast them

Quickly spread some softened ice cream on them and make a sandwich

Enjoy

Saving this
- Blueberry Eggos and vanilla ice cream was one of my favorite combos
  
  Edit: also homestyle buttermilk waffles with pumpkin ice cream

But warm donut would make the ice cream melt

But there's about a 10 second window where it will be one of the best things you ever put in your mouth.
- I was told the same...
i make bread with chestnut honey, and serve it toasted with ice cream as an ice cream sandwich. it's god tier.

This is what obesity* is about

You can occasionally enjoy things like this and not be obese
- Look at the amount of fuckin ham that's gripping those doughnuts like their arteries are seizing up already
- Nobody "occasionally" eats shit like this. If you eat healthy you will be disgusted at the sight of this.
- I don't know that one is capable of even seriously entertaining doing this, much less actually doing it, unless there's an eating disorder brewing, at least, lol

My teeth hurt if i look at this.

Definitely missing the deep fry step.

Also why is this posted here...

I mean, deep-fried ice cream is a thing. I don't see why you couldn't incorporate a donut component as well.

It's not as good as Italian gelato served in a sweet brioche bun, but it'll have to do

Holy diabeetus. I can feel my pancreas failing just looking at this image.

If I wasn’t diabetic and I saw this at a fair or carnival, I’d be sorely tempted to try it.

If I wasn’t diabetic and I saw this at a fair or carnival, I’d be sorely tempted to try it.

thus explaining the source of the diabetes
- It didn’t help that I have several risk factors, but yeah eating this sort of thing all the time in my youth wasn’t a smart decision.
Same. I'd get one for my gf and steal a bite tho

Is this an android ad?

Am I missing something? This seems pretty phone-agnostic to me.
- Prior to version 10, Android releases were given names that were various sweets/desserts. Examples included Ice Cream Sandwich, Nougat, and Oreo.
  
  I think OP is joking that Warm Glazed Donut Ice Cream Sandwich could be an Android version name.
  
  More info: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Android_version_history
- Ice cream sandwich was the name for an android version.

Y'all mean "Diabetes Icecream Sandwiches", right?

: P

We're looking at like 800 calories each here, easy.
- Them's rookie numbers. Let's deep-fry this bad boy, coat it in powdered sugar and dip it in chocolate sauce!
- Based on some quick searches, it's probably closer to 550 Cals. Donut is up to 300 and I'm guessing that is a cup of ice cream which ends up being about 250.
  
  Bigger problem is that it's mostly sugar.

I was excited that someone finally got the bagel to cream cheese ratio right. Now I'm disappointed.

When my wife and I stayed in Osaka we were one street over from Amerika-Mura, and hidden in that place was a small shop selling "ice dogs":

Glazed hot dog buns with milk (vanilla isn't the defaultfor white over there) flavored ice cream scooped into it.

Absolutely amazing those were

What does milk flavored ice cream even mean? Ice cream is made from milk.
- It's just sugar and cream . Sometimes called "sweet cream" ice cream. Cold stone has it as a flavor I think. Delicious.
- The other guy is mostly right, but that's not exactly the same thing.
  
  It's like... Concentrated milk? Think they add condensed milk or something, its like milk, but more. Like the cream stuff from ice cream shops, but more.
  
  It's... Weird. I love it

Thats about a half inch(13mm) to your waistline

Look at their wrists... 🤢
- Thats the indicator point
Millmetre is what liberté is about
- C'est oui mon ami

I would need to take the day off after eating one of these lol

They do look delicious, just way way too much for me to handle

I'll take a quarter of one. Maybe less. Ice cream and donut sounds like a good combo though.
- Take a doughnut hole, slice it in half, and sandwich a dollop of ice cream between the halves.
  
  Just a bite, all I need.
- At least halve the amount of ice-cream for it to look appetising to me.

I'm hungry and tired enough that this looks absolutely amazing right now

I thought that was butter before I read the headline.

You're free to be get diabetes.

Everybody's freeeeeeeeee
To get diabetes

https://youtu.be/LM9kN4v065Y
- RIP, I live in Canada and I get this:
  
  "Video unavailable This video contains content from SME, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds"
  
  First time that I experience this on YouTube.

Yes, you certainly have the freedom to be a diabetic!

Otherwise, how does this have anything to do with freedom?

I threw up in my mouth.

An unglazed donut chicken sandwich is also absolutely delicious