Not to kink shame but is this some sort of cuckold thing I'm too asexual to understand?
Nah, you aren't supposed to have sex before marriage.
They get around this by putting a penis in a vagina but not moving at all. Someone else jumps on the bed to cause the movement.
Mormon God: Damn, they got me.
Do Mormons not use the poophole loophole?
If ya gotta jump through these hilarious hoops to not feel bad about fucking, can we at least optimize?
Can't you just soak and un-soak repeatedly? Is there a skill cool down that has to be respected to not make sky grandpa mad?
sky gramps is into all of this already
Even with a cooldown, there's two people. Can at least hit a combo.
There's a 5 minute cool down period between each soak, unless you purchase the atheist pack in the store, which cuts the cool down, but you run through stamina quickly.
Religion: God is all knowing, all seeing and wise.
Also religion: If you ask your friend to move you inside a vagina, god won't know you're fucking!
God knows but you technically didn't break the rule
Some real "I tied a string to my friend's house so it's technically one house and I didn't travel there on the Sabbath" energy
Where are these friends that would "move you inside a vagina god"?! 😱🔥❤️
Damn you!
I mean, God will forgive all sins if you pray sorry after. I think They are pretty gullible.
As my Mormon friend said, God is like a T Rex, it can't see you if you don't move
😂😂😂
Actual Ex-Mormon who attended BYU here: Soaking was never a thing, I have only ever heard about it on the internet or literally in the context of Mormons laughing about non-Mormons believing in Mormons doing such things (yeah, they're meta about it).
What is an actual thing is Mormons getting married super early (for a multitude of reasons, one being the horny). Easily over 70% of the students I knew were married by the time they were seniors in college.
I can't confirm or deny your claims about soaking, because I never went to BYU.
However, I did live in a smallish town in Utah for a year, and I can confirm I saw more married and pregnant 18 year old teens in that one year than I've seen in the entire rest of my life.
So the jump hump is real?
Hahaha sometimes religious people are hilarious
I attended BYU-I in person for three years. There was a lot of dumb s### that happened there, but I can say with confidence this wasn't one of them. To not be a buzzkill though, I'll share an actual saying that people use around campus: "BYU I do." Because like 80-90% of students there expect to be married by the time they graduate.
Thanks for the insight - jump humping and soaking sound like the kind of bullshit my parents would believe because it was featured in some local news story.
Most "teen trends", especially those related to sex, are just wildly blown out of proportion "stories" based on a couple of people trying something weird, someone else hearing about it, and now suddenly all the teens are doing it.
It reminds me of being in high school when my mom asked me if my girlfriend's jelly bracelets were a sex thing because she heard about girls owing sex acts to guys who can break one.
I never heard of the jelly bracelet thing, but now I'm thinking about how that sort of thing can be way stronger than it looks.
I have some TPU filament that's stretchy enough to feel flimsy, but after I realized I somehow couldn't snap it, it became kind of a strength challenge. The strongest guy I know couldn't snap it, and he bent a 36" pipe wrench once. But then again, there weren't sex acts on the line.
It's a repression thing, they can't face having sexual fantasies of their own so their mind tricks them into thinking they're super interested in every news story about wild sex things - suddenly they're up all night imagining wild and perverted things that are probably happening, but not because they like thinking about those things they reassure themselves, they're a good moral person trying to protect civic morality...
Read interviews with satanic panic people, endless vivid details right out of an extreme romance novel. Tiktok human trafficking panic is another example, those videos with obviously made up warnings about sex rings and kidnapping methods - it's all structured just like it's porn equivalents.
Out of curiosity, did most of the people there actually follow the no sex rule? I know at some of the Christian colleges I've been to, there are lots of people who do have sex, they just have to be secretive enough about it. Of course, a good portion of kids at those colleges were just pressured to go there by their families, but aren't that religious themselves. 🤷
I don't know any Mormons, so idk if it's remotely similar at a school like BYU.
brainrot
Indoctrination
I'm a Mormon, and this just can't be real. Sexual contact is sexual contact. How would people told to leave enough room for a Bible between them while dancing think that this would be okay?
I'm convinced this rumor exists just because people want it to be true.
Tide pods
I can't speak for this particular practice, or for Mormons, but things like the poophole loophole and the clapper are definitely nonsense tricks to try and get one past an omniscient creator - to an outsider (in my case, one that lived in Provo for a short stint), it's plausible.
Wait, is this same logic why my fridge has a "Sabbath" setting? 🤦🏼♂️
What does that even mean? Does the door open itself on the hour?
It disables the ice/water dispenser, any ui elements and makes the light not turn on.
What? Your fridge can jump on beds?
And play Black Sabbath. Sweet.
Honestly, I had to ask what that seeing was for. I was further confused by the answer. 🤪
There is a hilarious mockumentary called "Jury Duty (2023) where there is a scene like this.
Worth a watch, James Marsden is in the show as well.
Edit: Here's a link to the scene
Soaking seems like a particularly egregious loophole.
Reminds me of some Muslim girls that only do anal so they stay a virgin.
Omg That's disgusting! Where?
It's definitely not just Muslims.
It’s not actually a real thing. Maybe a couple (throuple?) horny Mormons did it, but its not like standard practice.
I heard about this on a podcast and thought the host was just messing around
I only know the context of this because of the recent Zach Star video.
Jesus be like, "goddammit, they got us on a technicality."
Gross
Is soaking still a thing or can it only be found in memes nowadays?
Are you new here, soak?
