If World 1-1 has taught me anything, it's:
JUMP
ON
THE
GOOMBA
59 0 ReplyHoly shit that is a Goomba. It's just one of those images that the longer you look...
15 0 ReplyI dunno... it looks like his shroom friend might shank you for that
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When she asks "Can I have your name?", don't give it to her.
47 0 ReplyYou're already dosed on forest chems, it's too late
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34 0 ReplyYo, that Mushroom boy is holding a HUGE knife.
33 0 ReplyYou know I was all down to be like “stay and see how it turns out”
But yeah now I see mushroom dude with a fckin bowie knife I’m like nope
13 0 ReplyHe's the first boss in a fromsoft game.
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stay
29 0 ReplyBring some iron and don't eat or drink anything you're offered
23 0 ReplyWe 𝓕𝓻𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓬
19 0 ReplyAssume I've been heavily drugged.
17 0 ReplyYou mean more than usual?
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so she's homeless?
16 0 ReplyLiterally just admire it with my whole heart
15 0 ReplyASK her if can move in
12 0 ReplyPlowing her garden
10 0 ReplyFrolick whimsically to the edge of the enchanted forest
10 0 Replyvibe with all the creatures
10 1 ReplyTry the mushrooms
9 0 ReplyLay off the drugs
7 0 ReplyJoint the fae in my new natural habitat
8 1 ReplyI've already explored the Haligtree. One more hour and I can follow her/him into the shadow realm.
7 0 ReplyLive in the forest as I was always meant to.
Actually, I'm more of a savannah cat but I'll take this
6 0 Reply"Damn, bitch. You live like this?"
6 0 ReplySmoke a spliff
6 0 ReplyPropose
6 0 ReplyI stay. Forever.
5 0 Replygo get my stuff and move in
5 0 ReplyDon't give her my name
5 0 ReplyAsk for a thigh pillow and head touches
5 0 ReplyHelp myself to a snack
6 1 Replythat mushroom with the knife is gonna help you get rid of your extra kidney and lung
4 0 ReplySmash
4 1 ReplyOh, I didn't realize we were related. Put the kettle on and let's swap stories.
3 0 ReplyApparently I get my name stolen.
2 0 ReplyI always wanted to be a witch in the woods. So I'm moving in, right?
2 0 Reply2 0 ReplyI'm there already!
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I pull my dick out RIGHT NOW
1 0 Replyimplode.
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