Unless it's been surpassed, the world's largest living organism is a 9 square kilometer fungus that's been growing for about 10,000 years.
I love how many times they repeated humongous fungus in the article.
Wow, here I was thinking Pando was the biggest. This fungus is a good bit bigger
Pando is the heaviest iirc
it's geoblocked to god knows what country
Accessible from Canada at least.
Now eat your fungi penis up it’s good for you.
But sir, why are the trees dancing?
They're telling you that life and the universe and everything is dancing the same dance
Don't threaten me with a good time.
I absolutely would if I had any right now.
I discovered The CryptoNaturalist over at the other place, and ending up buying 'Field Guide to the Haunted Forest' and 'Love Notes from the Hollow Tree' by Jarod K. Anderson....
Which is unusual for me as I detest poetry. I think it's a pile of long-winded, navel gazing wank...Except for haiku, (because they're short and sweet, and condense things down to their essence, which I like).
I like The CryptoNaturalist though, probably because they write about nature in a weird, beautiful and wonderous way. I want to use the word 'magical' to describe it, but am reluctant, for reasons
Also, thanks to this post I just found out there's a couple of other books available which I'm going to buy tonight 😀
I think it’s a pile of long-winded, navel gazing wank
Tell me you're British, without telling me you're British . . .
We are all British on the internet. Just like our use of mate and cunt makes us Strayan ya dig bruv?
Guilty as charged
Fungi confuse me. I can't figure out what they are. I think the fact that I thought they were plants my whole life and then it turns out they aren't just broke me lol.
My Biology teacher put it pretty neatly: "Fungi are Fungi."
afaik a decent summary is that they're sorta like animal cells that specced into a plant lifestyle, but since animals are good at digesting stuff and can't photosynthesize, they went for eating dead things that no one else eats.
People should look up Paul Stamets. Dude is doing amazing things in the field of mycology and showing the power of mushrooms!
Thought this was a Star Trek Discovery joke
No, this guy’s who they named the character in Discovery after. Legit.
Oh my gosh I'm so dumb I never even put that together. That's so cool. He does have interesting theories but he's also saving old growth forests well trying and he's doing breakthrough research in the medical attributes of mushrooms.
Thanks to this, I just went down a rabbit hole learning about the real Paul Stamets and the fictional but fascinating S-drive.
Someone should help him with the page. At least to do a proper one (I've just looked the code).
So basically... I just ate a bag of fungi dicks?
Were you hoping for fun guy dicks?
P. cubensis kinda looks like little circumcised penises anyway. At least before they open up.
Have they got little foreskins in normal countries?
yea
Some of them will also make you high, but some will kill you.
Some will make you high, then kill you.
and some will taste great on pizza!
The American mind cannot comprehend that.
Only kinda related but if anyone wants a good fantasy book with this kind of energy and theme, Gods of the Wyrdwood by RJ Barker is the way to go
cryptonaturalist has a few books too iirc. great little account, they are on masto too.
Could be fun, I'll take a gander, thanks!
The biggest organism in the world is a fungus which goes miles long. https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/strange-but-true-largest-organism-is-fungus/
This post reminded me of the cracking (though widely misunderstood and reviled) folk horror film "In the Earth". There's a lot going on down there in the mud and mycelium.
It’s true I’ve spoken to them many times.
Yeah, I saw that X-files episode too.
So mushrooms are Vegan Cthulhu's boners?
That guy probably knows a lot about mushrooms, talking like that.
Bruh
That is what people sound like that have taken too many shrooms. Comes a bit too close to newage bullshit. "Life is the universe evolving to experience itself through you" and bullshit like that.
You sound like a sour lemon. I'd rather hang out with a hippie that thinks the universe is conscious than someone who slaps a paper tiger license to their low originality threshold posts. Just sayin.
Sour lemons are tasty, dunno what your problem is 🤷 I wouldn't want to hang out with some rando called "balloon" from the internet either. Just sayin.
I believe you haven't taken enough shrooms
Probably 😅
Are you giving out a license for all your posts? Are you following up on the usage or is it more of a symbolic act?
Seems like the actions of a person who took too much acid and warped their own reality.
I'll probably determine if it's symbolic when it turns up in some commercial AI.
But it's cool.
Just don't go thinking it means anything other than nature is awesome.
I just think there are better ways to say nature is awesome without adding mystics, new age stuff, or fantastical expressions to it. Then it starts turning into non-science.
