Idk man, fucking a bar of soap, clearly on the reg , and leaving it for the world to see is a bit different. Plus I feel like most dildo users have the presence of mind to put that shit up when they're done.
That was made that way for the joke. How would you even begin fucking a flat bar of soap? Even pre-drilled, it would wear out too fast to be any fun.
Don't use conditioner guys!!!
For the 4th time (I'm an idiot) I got serious dick issues. Don't know if it dries the skin out or what, but the end gets hypersensitive, turns dark red, skin turns black and peels off, hurts like hell, and then you get nice, new pink skin. It's painful and revolting and takes about a week for the whole process.
Thought was just me until I saw a reddit post a few months back. LOTS of dudes experiencing the same exact thing.
When my sister and I lived with my parents our shower broke for a bit so we had to use my parents' shower for a few days. Guess who forgot to take their dildo out of there.... It was my sister not me but lucky for her and unlucky for me, my parents never clarified so they'll just think what they will.
I've covered that aspect already in other comment chains.
Also this picture is clearly a joke. You wouldn't be able to actually use that to masturbate as the hole would grow rapidly. You'd have to lather your hands first using either bar or liquid soap.
Yeah jamming your dick into a solid bar of soap is gonna cause a lot of issues. The one I'd imagine being the first to worry about is your dick getting bruised cause bar soap ain't exactly soft
It's not that it's abrasive, though some soaps do have abrasives in them for "exfoliation" and that is also bad for the dick. The problem is that it strips all the oils from your skin, and oil is what keeps skin stretchy. You fuck a bar of soap (or use soap as lube, whatever) it'll strip all the oils off your genitals and then the minute the skin goes to stretch (like if you're fucking, or masturbating, or get aroused) - RRRRIPPPP, microtears and friction burns everywhere.