Ai slop 🤢
Here's some eggs.
Now give us all your minerals
You must construct additional pylons.
Ai is getting so much better, but I can still tell this is AI but now I'm not sure why. Something's off and I can't quite put my finger on it.
- Something's up with the texture on Chad EU's face. His vest is also weird, can't see where it splits at the very top, and it has a weird silver stripe in only one small area.
- The old lady's eye on the right is weird, almost like it's missing and there's just an empty spot there, but it's not quite like that either.
- There's a lady in the back holding a kid, and...she has him in a choke?
- Same lady, her nose is weird, like the perspective got fucked up there.
- The eggs are weird too. There's two stacks, one is a 28 count, and the other is a 21 count? But it looks like two rows got like blended together in a weird way, like if you look at some of the eggs they look like two blended together, like it started doing another row and then gave up.
Also, they're all looking through him, not at him. Plus, in a real picture, not everyone's looking at the same thing always. The composition is also nonsense when you think about it. Dude is way off from the truck, by himself, stacking eggs on a table surrounded by a crowd of old people. That is not how aid distribution works.
Also, related to composition, someone once mentioned that AI images always look overcooked because it doesn't know when or how to stop cramming in more detail, and I find that to be pretty true. It's really hard- but possible- to get it to make an image that isn't just over-detailed to death.
There's also something misaligned with his shoulders. It just looks... Off.
The American flag has extra stars
Also woman with glasses in the background directly right from eu guy is weird. Her glasses are weird, and her face is melting into white guys shirt
The lighting is off for one. It seems to come from different directions when you look at different areas of the picture.
Ewww AI Generated
No, this is real, my parents sent it to me via Facebook.
Can't be, I don't see shrimp jesus
The lady in the front is my father!
Do you know how much it would cost to pay extras to pose for a photo like this? Shitposters need to be saving money in this economy
Not one of them are wearing suits, how disrespectful.
But can you imagine the scandal if one wore a tan suit?!
They would never do that, their Americans not far left socialist nazis liberals.
number one, ew, ai slop, number two, i appreciate concern for americans getting more nutritious sources of protein and fiber but blaming consumers for lacking access to and time for better food is not a great strategy in my opinion
Kinda like blaming a President at war for not saying "thank you" to its "benefactor" (despite having done so numerous times), no?
Kinda like blaming a President at war for not saying “thank you” to its “benefactor”
What's crazy about this line is how frequently Zelenskyy has done the "America A#1, you're the best!" media tour in the run up to this meeting. How many clammy-handed, rictus grin photo-ops does this guy have to do for you people? How many trips does he need to make to DC to say "Hello from Ukraine, I love you!" to Congress? Dude's entire career as President has just been going abroad and brown-nosing for NATO support.
This reminds me of the British journalists who will cut an Arab liberal off in the middle of an "I am here to condemn Hamas and ask for release on behalf of the Palestinian people" automated response to grill them on why they haven't condemned Hamas. It's all just bullying at an international scale. I'm amazed Trump didn't drag Zelenskyy into the restroom and try to give the man a swirly.
Yes, both are bad.
Well. It's a shitpost after all.
Hmm it's as if the consumers did something to cause political instability.
How peculiar
does it have to be AI slop though?
Probably couldn't find that many real unarmed Americans waiting properly for a real picture.
And to preempt the comments: I've seen videos of people tearing down the doors for black friday. I've seen people going with open carry to buy TP during covid, openly stating "I'll get my TP one way or another". No way hungry armed people won't escalate. Sure this is human nature, but Americans are the ones with more guns than eggs, and very divisive at this point in time
This is locally-made European AI slop though
Is it organic nonGMO slop?
It's part of the meme at this point
Not just any AI, really shitty and obvious AI
How long until the chicken plague infects europe though?
Rising prices are just a symptom of an unsustainable murder pyramid that's literally destroying the planet.
We do have H5N1 here, just like everyone else it's out there with wild birds and those fly all over the place, it's been a thing for two decades. Difference being we have regulations and also industrial structure (not as large companies/flocks) which means even if a flock gets infected it's a much more limited loss.
And of course the completely different hygiene standards: Eggs in the EU must be sold unwashed, which means that companies actually have to keep the barns clean. It's similar with chicken meat: It's not like chlorinating chicken would be a health danger to humans, it's that the hygiene conditions that would make chlorinating necessary, seen from the other side that chlorinating enables, are absolutely unconscionable. That's why chlorinating is outlawed in the EU.
In another line of thought, though, we should have another class of eggs: Organic barn. The usual better feed, more space etc. but keep them inside, it's not like chickens mind being inside. Vaccinating them sadly isn't an option at this point, like it is with salmonella.
EU has sustainable practices, robust regulations, and way less idiots in power. There is a lot of idiots, but the way regulation works, it's harder for them to fuckup. Not impossible, but harder.
Good chances that chicken plague is already here, but is dealt with appropriately and doesn't have this devastating results.
Also, no measles.No they are a symptom of a deregulated industry that can raise prices by 100% even though their costs have only gone up 2%, as long as a convenient excuse is pushed by the industry-aligned media.
Then, when the chicken plague is over, they lower the prices a tiny bit, to about 80% more than before, Trump declares victory, and the rich have become richer again.
You realize Canada doesn’t have this issue, right? And they share a literal land border with the US. Why are you assuming the bird flu is some inevitable force that can’t be stopped?
Someone's AI is broken. Not a single fat American in sight...
And no red hats, obviously AI
Ran out of eggs
Just like chickens.
Ive never seen a single soul wear eu gear. I just realized that.
That's because a) the EU is a coalition of many different countries who all have their own flags, and b) we don't fetishize our flags nearly as much as Americans. Many countries have laws against putting the flag on merchandise, because it's seen as disrespectful.
You definitely get people with EU "gear" at large gatherings in the EU like protests and parades.
And so the image AI warfare begins
I mean, setting aside the "We're from the Government and We're Here To Help" liberalism that American conservatives reflexively recoil at, I do find it disorienting to pretend a heavily rural American breadbasket would need agriculturally scarce Europe to send food aid.
This reminds me of the 90s US effort to do welfare politics in West Africa, by dumping millions of tons of excess agriculture into Trans-Atlantic wholesale markets. The flood of "free" food (with tons of political strings attached) shifted the balance of power to the African urban centers, as local agricultural markets collapsed and people flooded to the industrial centers to get food at below the domestic production cost. Political leadership capable of controlling the influx of foodstuffs rapidly consolidated power within major port cities. This gave rise to authoritarian governments, political purges, and ultimately two horrifying Congolese Wars (the second often referred to as The Great War of Africa).
Obviously, more complicated than this. Along with food "aid" we also delivered a surplus of "military aid" to our regional allies (a list that was constantly shifting between US and African administrations, particularly during the fallout of the failure of the Soviet Union). Then there were a host of local tribal conflicts and score-settling that got ramped up to eleven with the sudden glut of foreign wealth.
But maybe I'm drawing lines where none exist. Can you really imagine how the US economy might be upset by a sudden shift in who controls the supply of cheap imports? Can you imagine what our country would look like if it was flush with small arms or if we had a bunch of local land barons with short tempers and delusions of grandeur? Can you conceive of an America that had a bunch of poorly defined interior borders that suddenly become flashpoints of political tension?
I certainly can't. Bring on the flood of EU eggs!
Put it on Facebook please
Not enough obesity
When Maduro took over Venezuela, the average citizen lost 40 pounds, due to poor food distribution.
So America is just self regulating it's weight?
Well, these are the ones who were able to make the trip.
No you see the Americans have all been starving because they can't afford their eggs anymore.
Inb4 unleashing bird flu is RFK's plan to combat the US obesity epidemic.
Me when I put my baby in a chokehold:
Hope the EU aid has some doctors as well to help that woman with her creepy event horizon demon eyes
Too much Fox "news" will do that.
Just eat something else holy shit.
I get that the price of eggs is shorthand for the price of all food, which has gone up, but eggs specifically have gotten so expensive that egg substitute is about the same price at this point.
Sometimes it's just okay though. To have a commonly understood simplification of a societal problem to meme about with others to share the pain or burden of the problem with.
I haven't bought a carton of eggs since 2023 because I refuse to buy them once they're higher than $2.50 a dozen.
What do you suggest as an easy healthy source of protein?
Billionaires.
Legumes like beans, lentils, peas, hummus, chickpeas,
Oats, quinoa, amaranth, buckwheat, whole wheat products,
Tofu in its various forms, including silk tofu as egg replacement in pancakes,
Other "meat substitutes" like seitan or sunflower seed mince,
Nuts, nut butters, nut flour,
Dairy products such as cottage cheese, joghurt,
Soy milk
I mean for real, eggs are super unnecessary for a protein rich or healthy diet. I would argue that unless you literally want to treat yourself with a sunny side up or an omelette you shouldn't be using eggs at all. I like eggs, but a dozen lasts us (family of 3) a month easily.
Tofu
Seitan is also very high in protein, containing 75g of protein per 100g compared to 13g per 100g for scrambled eggs (although its low on lysine, so it should be balanced out with other protein sources).
Ignore the legumes suggestion, it's nasty af and makes most people's stomachs bloated and inflammed (which gives gas and is the reason there are so many jokes on legumes giving people gas). Eat fish, nuts, artisanal cheeses (very low lactose compared to other cheeses) or even just homemade jerky. Good for the brain and no bloating unless you have some diagnosed gut diseases.
For those who can't be bothered to read my replies, proof of legumes irritating the stomach of many people, causing bloating, causing gas and even pain:
https://health.clevelandclinic.org/why-do-beans-make-you-fart
Stay educated. You don't HAVE to eat legumes, you can get fiber and essential nutrients in many other foods which is why I recommended other healthy foods, which don't cause physical discomfort or pain.
Edit: Look at all the downvoters. Pissed people off just by not recommending a single fucking plant (among many that we can consume with less difficulty) that humans don't absolutely need to live healthy and get all nutrients. Crazy ass people fr 😂 As bad as MAGA licking Trump's ass and if someone points out the bad and say they don't like him, they flip the f out. Except this is the legume cult. They flip out over legumes 😂
Yeah... morons just love to hang on the buzz word of the day.
Well US has shitload of soy now
They definitely don't look entitled and angry enough. Some even seem to exhibit hints of appreciation and humility, which would cause a dimensional rift in the real world. I've never seen a less accurate depiction of what this event would actually look like.
AI slop kind of reads like a real life political cartoon given all the flags and a guy literally wearing an AMERICA shirt, as one does of course.
I mean, have you seen what we wear in the US? American flags are on basically every house and half of the shirts, hats, and pants.
We are our own parody, I suppose.
no that's exactly what Americans would wear
And wear a suit
Great way to hold a baby.
Mom is making sure it gets brain damaged so it votes republican when its older.
This is the traditional baby-holding pose employed by republicans. It ensures the brain never gets enough oxygenated blood, and makes the spawn easier to indoctrinate late.
Well, that explains a lot
🎶 I don't want your baby, I already ate. 🎶
Why is that mother putting her baby in a chokehold. Very natural, very normal
because it's AI
How do people set up these AI systems so that they can get around guardrails? This is awesome!
wait, why would you need to bypass guardrails for this?
There was a time when they wouldn’t represent a person at all.
Gemini and Copilot are often overly cautious with their guardrails on generating anything violent or misinformation, although super easy to bypass in most cases
Stable diffusion and flux
Must try these. This graphic is an absolute inspiration.
it's like reaching through a fence to get to open the latch on the other side. it's real easy with a little bit of thinking
ELI5?… seriously… I find that with Gemini, anything that is remotely political is censored.
Images are a lot easier to create "good enough" generations of locally compared to text and video... I imagine the driving force is probably horny people like 99% of other innovations on the internet
This looks like AI. I wish you would label it if it is.
It 100% is
no dude this happened for real didn't you read the news
@superkret
Nice to see EU man helping all those 'mericans in their mid 20s.What's "EU AID"? Is that a real thing?
Oh it's real. There was a big fundraiser at my sons school, with each kid bringing about a dozen eggs.
This was after a documentary on tv which moved a lot of people called "un oeuf is not enough" showing american families not able to afford eggs
Here in the Midwest we generally have our family egg for lunch on Sunday. Ever since Grandad passed we've been able to make thicker slices, but Sissy's little one is getting to the age that we're going to have to go back to thinner slices soon. We're just fortunate that we're able to get our weekly egg, so we're not complaining.
Yes. We usually rather give people money to buy food locally than ship sacks of rice across the world. With the US simply having no eggs of their own, though, that's of course not an option.
Occasionally, we ship some to Ireland to cause a political ruckus there. Sadly couldn't find any pictures of the famed EU cheese, but have some rice.
That entire crowd looks like a bunch of maga idiots
Is there a EU member that agreed to send US eggs?
