Conspiracy Theorists Think Biden Was Hit With Directed-Energy Weapons During Debate

And yet this is still many orders of magnitude more sane than thinking Donald Trump is fit to be president.

When people are, they notice.

Biden was exhausted and prepared to follow a debate training regimen that just left him confused. He's a senior, not an athlete you can train up spryly, he was accustomed to debate in one way and told and exhausted into debating in a way he was not used to.

Fantasy is like rocknroll. It will never die nor reinvent itself

Idiots can be on the left too.

This community is called news. It should include news. Not some trash blog.

Wouldn't Directed Energy Weapons make him burn and itch so bad he'd jump around?

We have those, we've used them in real combat, but they don't work like that.

"It was his stutter."

"He had a cold."

"He overprepared and got flustered."

"A malicious actor used an Inator on him."

I wonder what the next excuse is gonna be.

This is what conspiracy theories are supposed be. Absurd insanity. Not "vaccines are bad for you" or "a secret agent with Q clearance wants patriots to overthrow democracy".

This is your occasional reminder that the conspiracy nutballs can be on the left sometimes too.

Not that I wanted the debate to go the way it did

Wow, and here I thought he was an old guy with a stutter getting flustered while a fascist fuckwad spewed inane garbage.

Yep, absolutely. It couldn't possibly be that he's an octogenarian with a known speech impediment, had to be directed energy weapons.

If we're going to go all conspiratorial, here's my theory:

Both campaigns are dealing with old men with diminished faculties.

There's some drug cocktail(s) that both campaigns have been using to pep the doddering old farts up for public appearances.

If you'll remember, very shortly before the debate, the accusation that "Biden's on drugs" made the rounds, and Trump made some noises about demanding a drug test.

For some reason - possibly fear, possibly determination in the face of a challenge, possibly a subtle communication that the Trump campaign had some hard evidence they would, if pushed, release publicly - that led to the Biden team withholding his customary drug cocktail.

Trump, meanwhile, was dosed to the eyeballs.

And that was the contrast we saw - Trump was on drugs, while Biden, for whatever reason, for that night alone, was not.

Remember - for the Republicans broadly and especially for Trump, every accusation is a confession.

"Batshit conspiracy theories...not just for the far right anymore!"

Have you ever been in a TV studio with all the lights pointed at you?
That's exactly what they are. Directed-Energy Weapons.

Sure, let's go with that.

I don't buy it in this particular case, but "directed energy" can do some funky things: https://youtu.be/J-SH18dtBlY?si=40dOJbu4O9ZWWCsZ

(No, it's not a conspiracy theory video or any of that crap. Benn Jordan is a musician that likes all kinds of funky sound things.)

So, Gizmodo's trying to toady up to The Onion, now?

That's

Not the weirdest thing I've heard. Fuck this timeline

I've said it many times, I will say it again: IT WAS THOSE DAMN REPTILLIANZ

While Havana Syndrome is real, to my knowledge it's not that refined. It should have impacted everyone in the room, Trump and the moderators included.

The known reports of the syndrome occupied entire floors of buildings. The idea that someone could use it and just target one guy is a little out there.

This explains everything, I thought he was being mind-controlled by the NWO or something..

Trump was protected by his blue suit.

Hmm not sure if that's a bad thing, don't get me wrong I'm all pro choice but those pills have a lot of cancer side effects. Frankly I think you should go to the doctor and do it there then use pills that can give you cancer or make you sterile, then again that's my opinion.

Why is this shocking? Havana Syndrome is blatantly real.

Seems possible.

I'm sure the three brain surgeries had nothing to do with it. Must be fucking energy weapons.

Edit: Not sure why people are downvoting me. He had multiple brain aneurysms. That causes permanent damage, and rapidly progresses dementia related diseases.