True enough, it'll definitely be distended and have signs of visible arousal during the moments that someone is having vaginal intercourse. No long-term changes after arousal does down, tho.
They also have weird obsessions with other children’s genitalia. (See: gender neutral bathrooms in schools snd outrage over kids playing other gender roles in school theatre.)
He’s saying his daughters are cheap and next to nothing compared to Taylor Swift’s vagina, which is an incredibly weird thing to say.
“You know how when you buy a ham sandwich, you’re usually buying it primarily for the ham? My daughters are represented by the sandwich on the right. Taylor Swift’s genitalia is represented by the one on the left. I think I’ve made my point. Praise the Lord!”
I think what he's saying is that his dick is so small that when he rapes his daughters for Jesus he doesn't do much physical damage, it's just purely mental and emotional trauma.
Like, I understand the sexism, that's the point of being conservative, but what the fuck does Christianity have to do with it?
I understand, intellectually, that these people are just fundamentally, willfully ignorant about pretty much everything but they always surprise me anyways.
You're probably missing the context of it. See, a whole bunch of people seem to think that the more sex a woman has, the bigger her labia get. It makes no sense, obviously, but that's what these fucking morons believe. Add to that the other bit of context, which is that those same people generally are men who hate women, and believe that women should be essentially property.
So what this dicknose is saying is that his daughter is a good, wholesome Christian who would never have sex out of wedlock, and thus avoid having her private bits stretched, unlike godless heathens like Taylor Swift (who is also Christian, btw), who have sex all the time with multiple partners because of their twisted, perverted natures.
I'm still waiting for a convincing explanation as to why if repeated sex will stretch out your labia, it only happens when you have sex with different partners rather than with the same partner. Some kind of weird mental gymnastics at play for that one.
Because obviously being a giant slut means only sleeping with guys with huge dicks. This guy obviously doesn't have one, so that must be why his wife has a small labia. So throw in penis envy onto this guy's pile of issues.