Religious Cringe
- www.mediaite.com Trump Sets Expectations for Conviction As Jury Deliberates: ‘Mother Teresa Could Not Beat These Charges’
Trump seemed to set the stage for a looming conviction in the hush money-election fraud trial as he addressed the media while the jury deliberated.
cross-posted from: https://midwest.social/post/12852298 >> Trump seemed to set the stage for a looming conviction in the hush money-election fraud trial as he addressed the media while the jury deliberated.
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Bob-onic plague
There are so many layers of fuckery here. For instance, 1. Bobonic Paige isn't a thing, 2. Plague doctors with scythes weren't superadvanced reptiles spreading poison during the middle ages, 3. The bubonic plague isn't viral anyways, 4. What the fuck are you taking about????
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My customers keep getting offended by my shirt
Unusual kind of post but still religious cringe:
After I finished helping someone I said "have a good day" and walked away, but then she said "you see no god?" Which was confusing before I realized what she was talking about lol. After a second I said "oh yeah haha, I thought it was cute." And she responds with "well I have a good god."
I just said "okay" and walked away again. But I wish I would've asked her if she seriously thought I worshiped a dog with a cone on its head lol.
This is the third time I've gotten a negative comment on my shirt at work. I'm not even anti-religion, I just thought a dog that had to get a cone juxtaposed with him saying he's a god was funny.
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"As long as I shoot up before the sun rises, it’s halal.”
deadline.com Ramy Youssef Gets “Ozempic For Ramadan” In ‘SNL’ SketchOn 'SNL' tonight, Ramy Youssef got "Ozempic for Ramadan" as part of a new sketch, along with Kenan Thompson and others.
Yes, I know I'm stretching the limits of what should be posted here as this isn't actual Religious Cringe...but it is funny*. Magnanimous as the mods are, I'm sure you'll allow me this largesse on today's holiday overlap. Happy Ramadan Homestretch, my infidels! Only 9-ish days (maybe) before Eid Al-Fitr!