I do boil coffee. One of us might be a coffee preparation purist.

As a bean purist, I have to disagree. (My puristic view: a bean can only come from a legume.) It's a one bean soup.

Even the Twin Peaks lodge, right?

What's wrong with possums?

You don't pay a plumber every single time you use his work 15 yrs after his death.

They kind of taste like butter to me. It's a mild flavour, but nice.

I was really hoping this was about electricity and I'm not disappointed.

There's no reason to judge someone for taking many photos. If you're not willing to help, you don't have to. There's no need to write sarcastic comments.

I also thought it was a red potato cube, the fries obviously evolved to blend in with the background. It's a great anti-predator adaptation, almost got me!

It must be the shrinkage.

It's official, I'm boimler.

How about: Wait, let me illustrate how mansplaining works...

They shouldn't though, they don't look like good parents material.

Is antifa extreme left?

Nono, I mean in other animated series.

I'd like to point out that toxic masculinity is not the same thing as male sexuality. One can be criticised without the other being condemned.

Are there any non-Simpsons yellow animated people?

The emoji standard is bright yellow though, not peach or white.

I wish it was not a color at all. It should be a number.

Learn botany. You can tell the approximate pH from the species of plants growing there.