Unifying north America

Who would win this hypothetical war

I speak passable Spanish, and Mexican food is awesome. ¡Con mucho gusto!

Oh wait, I live in Seattle. Sounds good, eh?

Never forget, there's some good fishin' in Quebec.

I'll see you around bud. I'm going for a rip.
- I don't speak French tho. But I have good friends up in BC who have already offered asylum if needed.

Damnit, now I live in Canada and work in Mexico.

Same. But at least we’re close to the border.

Can we give all the states and Alberta to Mexico?

The Good Ending.

Wet dream of the cartels, specially Tijuana and Sinaloa.

Dont forget the American cartels.

Maryland is left out. I was going to ask if they're going to be the United States. But that's one state... The One State of America.

I was going to say America still has Hawaii, but the Hawaiians have been through enough.
The United State
estado unido

Vertical Split is what is needed.

Eastern United North American States ( EUNAS )

Midwestern United North American States ( MWUNAS )

---- Central United North American States ( CUNAS ) ----

MidEastern United North American States ( MEUNAS )

Western United North American States ( WUNAS )

CUMMASS
How about more of a balkanized region of red and blue states, interspersed as decided by resident vote?

Red states can have all the racism, guns and freedum they want, and blue states get an English-speaking labor force with no healthcare and no minimum wage, right at their doorsteps. Win-win!

I could live with that.

Idk if I want the cartels having free roam of the us
- Well good news, the main providers of illegal firearms to Mexico is people from the USA so this solves that problem as well.
- Good point.

There ought to be a UN controlled buffer zone, to avoid the creation of monstrosity like Poutine tacos.

God I miss poutine. 🥲 It has no right being that good.
brb making birria poutine
Aren't carne asada fries just mexican poutine anyhow?

You start adding/subtracting ingredients to the fries the further north/south you go until you get poutine or carne asada fries.
Well now that you've said it, we can't just go and put that genie back in the bottle!
What's your problem with poutine tacos? That sounds delicious.

Can we split California? Northern Cal just seems like it should be Canadian honestly.

Somehow the Carolinas get a pass. Why not CA?
No way man. We need all of California (where food grows anyway)! Mexico has tons of warm climate agricultural land. Canada has none!
- Tons of agriculture in the northern half of California. I live in Sacramento, it's like 95% people growing food. Hell, it's even called the farm to fork capital. We're a perfect fit for Canada! They can have the south.
- Be Canadian. Say Please.
- Smith will turn Alberta warm soon!
Can Colorado belong to both? We play hockey, eat poutine, and make tacos, and speak Spanish.
- I'm down with Colorado. Just not that one half... You know the one...
I'll agree to this.
- I just want to be Canadian. Nothing wrong with Mexico but I don't speak Spanish. But I can speak Canadian! Sorry.

Please make Colorado a unified zone. I need maple syrup and tacos

Authentic MexiCan™️ cousine.

Canadian bacon ranchero breakfast burrito.

Poutine nachos.

Fuck man. I'm down.

What else does Canada have? I'm already sold on the whole idea.
- Also Canada has bannock, and it is delicious.
- I just Googled what Canadian bacon is because I had never heard that term before and...isn't that just ham? Why...why are you guys calling it Canadian bacon?? We eat regular bacon up here!
- Let's talk
That's what free trade is for.
Passports exist

This would have made the old NAFTA logo look a lot better...

NAFTA is now Canada, Mexico, and Hawaii.

Yo, real talk,

Don't take Missouri. Trust me on that one.

If you split it in half, you'd probably be fine. But yeah...
- We need somewhere to put the Albertans.

Can we tilt it a bit, maybe let Mexico have Oregon and Idaho and let Canada have Georgia and Florida? Canadians need a place to hit the beach in the winter without needing a passport, and some Mexicans would love to move somewhere where it never got hot. Plenty of Canadian retirees already live in Florida part time.

You can't take the Florida out of Florida man.

We don't want Florida.
- Could we maybe somehow still have Orlando and Daytona Beach? Like just that one part, where all the fun is? Maybe it's an EEC free zone or something. We'll give it to Greenland and Denmark as tribute, they are a bunch of bros those guys and gals.
Economically this is a huge win for Canada, Atlanta is the business heart of the south and Florida gets the tourism money
There are already so many snowbirds in Florida that its almost another canadian province.
- Welllll we would debate the 'canadianness' of people visiting Florida. They're probably Albertans. :-p
- And every snowbird employs 20 Latinos who are there year round raising families. South Floridas demographics have higher representation from like 10 other Latin American countries before Mexican though, so maybe it should be it's own sort of city state with the rest going to Mexico.

SC would go Mexican before we went Canadian, change my mind

As long as they aren't in the same country as NC.
Nope. Agreed.
As long as its one or the other I'm happy.

You’re close but the real answer is “countries are made up and we all own everything”

But the reality is "countries are made up and we own nothing"
- Countries are like religions except their believers are WAY more likely to employ violence

Hey yo why the fuck am I still in the same country as the carolinas get that shit out of here

You know what? Fuck yeah. I, for one, look forward to our new Mexican overlords.

God yes please

If my state becomes part of Canada, I'd be cool with that!

How about all of it just Canada?

If you want to see a vision of the future, imagine a bag of milk being poured on a human face - forever.

While it would be funny to watch the confusion of so many people over the milk bags, we have to remember our friends of a Mexico and Greenland. It's in Canadian spirit to share with our friends, and to treasure them. Basically let's just make it a fun little commune that's kind of all of ours, while maintaining our own sovereign lands.

We want the white house though. We, uh, have this plan envisioned in our heads...

It's pretty cold in Colorado already, can we join Canada too?

Sure!

Last time I was in Denver, I'm pretty sure about 50% of the plates I saw were Albertan. Which was pretty weird, but apparently there was an oil and gas show on or something, so that sort of makes sense. My point is, we already clearly have great relations with each other, so this makes total sense.
We’re really both. Can we just be shared? I’ll get a dual citizenship.

As an Ohioan, I am not upset about this.

I wonder who California would chose, I would have thought Canada but I’m not sure anymore

I would imagine they would choose Mexico to honor their heritage. IIRC California (like Texas) used to be part of Mexico to begin with.
It would be a toss up since San Francisco is full of tech bros like Seattle and Portland, and the movie business does a lot of filming in Vancouver BC.
- I definitely could envision Washington and Oregon as Canadian, but I'm not so sure about California. Just a total different vibe for sure, not a bad one or anything (California is great), but probably they'd be happier and better off with Mexico.

God, please let this happen

I think we should give Mexico more of the midwest and Canada more of the shores.

I feel like Canada should only be getting 1-2 states south but not 3, along with the northern part of California.

Then again, their current providence are pretty large in comparison to the states....

Grant's Pass is the new San Diego? Love it

I agree with the mehmes’ vibes, but I wish people would remember all those lines are invisible and made up. It’s just 1 species.

We are all one! At the end of the day it's us versus the world.

Por qué no both eh?