Weirdo is now a meteorologist.
Weirdo is now a meteorologist.
I wonder who "they" are in this case? The Jews with the space lasers?
Technically, we do have the ability to control the weather. We’re currently warming the earth but nuclear winter is always available!
Don't give them ideas. You think people who wanted to inject bleach won't consider this as a viable option?
I'm perfectly happy to let anyone be in control of any nukes they want as long as they inject the bleach into themselves first. Then leave it like 10 minutes.
I'd say we affect the weather, but we don't seem to be in control.
What is this, AA for climate engineering?
Thanks, Leela
No. We can control the climate, not the weather. We can make flooding and draughts more likely, but cannot pick a date and time.
We can seed clouds but that's about it... And even that is just precipitating existing humidity. We can't create rain if the air is dry.
We also can't, for example, make it snow in summer, create or control tornados, lightning, hurricanes, hail, etc.
Yea there’s a bit of hysteresis in this system.
Yes, the libs are causing superstorms, melting glaciers, and record-high heat every year. It’s all part of a secret plan to make everyone get rid of oil and drive electric cars, because electric cars turn people gay.
Marjorie Taylor Green admits she's an atheist! Because she believes They are more powerful than God.
Or it was God's plan for Them to do it?
And what's with MGT using pronouns?
It’s batshit crazy that we let this batshit crazy individual own guns.
She’s part of our government. I consider that far more dangerous.
She wants her own space lasers
That's not a real thing, is it? I honestly don't know, anything seems possible with these people.
Is this how an idiot comes to terms with climate change?
Nah, weather can be made by humans, climate can't, not even by THEM tm it is all natural! /s
There is a way to provoke rain, but that's about it.
Oi rain, I shagged yer mum
To a very low extent she's somewhat correct. I'll preface by say mtg is an idiot
Cloud seeding is a thing where an aircrafct drops something into clouds and it somewhat adjusts the type of precipitation. And nasa has a machine that simulates extremely loud rockets and it shoots out a mix of hydrogen and oxygen "h2o?" and it creates a cloud that will actually rain. However this is only done in one place i know of and is somewhere in the middle of nowhere Mississippi.
To what extent does mtg think weather can be controlled or created is the question and i imagine she's implying we can steer a hurricane or send tornados to our enemies
If you shoot a rocket into the air that contains a lot of water and then it rains that's not really modifying the weather that's just a very complicated sprinkler system.
But it's not a rocket that's shot into the air. It's almost like opening a massive flood gate with unimaginable psi. Then a cloud floats on up and creates rain.
The machine is meant to mimic rocket launches so they can better be studied.
No rockets are ever launched though
Yeah, I'd say that they (an in governments or those with enough money+power) can influence the weather, but full control is still not possible
Russia regularly does cloud seeding.
My friend owned a car wash he worked on a home made weather dominator. It's actually quite easy all you need is some rubber bands, duct tape, a piece of posiedens trident, gods blessing, a demon turtle named frank who only eats out on Sundays but not every Sunday and my father who went for milk and never came back. Unfortunately he couldn't find the rubber bands so it never came to fruition.
Yeah, your friend and Wilhelm Reich.
the distant sound of hell march 2 rumbles
We're out here doing rain dances every day.
Oh, so you're They.
If "they" can control the weather, why haven't "they" incinerated Trump with a flash of lightning on one of his rallies?
GoD pRoTeCtS HiM
The only god that would protect him is Loki, probably. Just to piss us humans off.
Oh my god I thought it was fake
Ever heard of tripling down
kinda, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloud_seeding
TLDR: takes bunch of little bits of water in a cloud and turns it into bigger drips of water in cloud -> too heavy and falls as rain
EDIT: didn't realize what the post was specifically about, just wanted to share a cool fact. Sorry abt that.
I'm pretty sure you know this isn't what the idiot in the post meant.
But it is right, sure.
Is this how they turn the frogs gay?
as a toad I can confirm this is true
That is not control over the weather such that hurricanes can occur and you know that
yeah I was OOTL on what this specific post was about, I apologize.
Ohhh I will never side with Marge, but is that really her account? The username has an extra E? Honest question and I don’t have twitter.
Don't expect to see that tweet because it shows them all out of order now.
"They" only allow meteorologists to report weather and weatherologists to predict the meteors.
Sure they can, all it takes is a sharpie!
Thaddeus Q. They terminated his weather control experiments in the late nineties. Everyone knows that. It's why the weather was normal until after 9/11 destroyed the transmitter.
Someone needs to remind the slowest member of Congress again about the difference between fiction and nonfiction. There's no Flash Rogue's Gallery villains hiding in a secret base somewhere.
If all their conspiracies are true, shouldn’t they get assassinated if they are “figuring it out”?
Maddox made that point like 20 years ago. Conspiracy mongers ignore it.
im not well versed on who she is but this woman probably has a nefarious reason to be encouraging conspiratorial tought like this. she wouldnt be in a position of power if she didnt know what she was doing.
who's "they" mother fucker?
I know who "They" are!
lol, my 90 year old grandma says the same
