The USS US
127 0 ReplyUs sus?
46 1 ReplyWow I just realized us makes up us. Crazy how words be sometimes
7 0 ReplyAlways has been 👦 🔫 👩🚀
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USS Healthcare for All
12 0 Replyso THATS where the budget went
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"FIRE ALL PORT SIDE GUNS!"
does barrel roll
83 0 ReplySpins so fast it generates the energy needed to power the entire ship.
20 0 ReplyThe spin creates a tsunami to deliver even more damage.
9 0 ReplyTry spinning, that's a good trick
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that's why it has a dozen anchors on each side of the hull. proper preparation prevents piss poor projectiling.
19 0 ReplyThat's why navies stopped using broadsides and went to turrets about 150 years ago. Well, it's one of the reasons anyway. Turrets also worked a lot better once you shifted to steam power and didn't have to worry so much about rigging. Additionally, you could mount a much bigger gun on a turret than you could using broadsides on the sides of a wooden sailing ship.
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Just mind the small thermal exhaust port for the reactor
82 0 Replythat's an anus
22 0 ReplyIf someone shoves a proton torpedo up my anus i'd probably blow up as well to be fair
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Healthcare? 🙅
This? 👀
44 0 ReplyThey probably have a med bay
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I'm not sure about the quality of the welding near the waterline.
37 1 ReplyI mean we don't have an issue with super-super super super super firing turrets with no apron turrets or near main secondaries?
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So looking at a map.of New Yorks bays and ignoring depth and bridges I'm going to assume this is about 2 miles long or 10,560ft. I have no evidence and just eyeballed it.
Meaning if you can overcome the skin friction it has a hull speed of about 160mph...without planing.
Modern carriers have a hull speed in the neighborhood of 45mph (though officially the top speed is like 35mph) and normally cruise at 25-30mph so the slow pokes can keep up.
37 1 ReplyThis ship is the entire Fleet-in-Being doctrine.
31 0 ReplyIt's the new nuclear deterrent. Someone starts acting up and you just rotate the boat slightly in its port to face their direction. The parental angry raised eyebrow of national defense.
26 0 ReplyFun trivia for those that didn't notice. The guns ARE facing the city.
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Most of my tax dollars are going towards greebling.
29 0 ReplyThe mass shortage of model kits is the real tragedy.
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It's the fortress-ship from Iain Bank's "Use of Weapons".
22 0 ReplyHow's the command chair?
11 0 ReplyA little pokey around the ribs.
14 0 ReplyToo soon... 🦴😢
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The scabberrind? I listed to it, so I have no idea how to spell it.
4 0 ReplyIt's the "Staberinde", according to this Stackoverflow discussion. (It's been a while, I had to look up the name.)
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Was thinking exactly this.
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The age of the battleship has returned!
24 3 ReplyNot enough guns, and where are the runways?
21 0 ReplyI believe the forward turret fires F35s as ammo
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YES MORE DAKKA
17 0 Reply*USS Executor has entered the Mediterranean
16 0 ReplyUSS FAFO
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And the away boats are Guam, Puerto Rico, DC. Et al.
14 0 ReplyNah, the USS Guam is just Guam
No kinda aircraft carrier like an unsinkable island aircraft carrier!
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The new Star-Destroyer class
14 0 ReplyThe USS 'Murica
13 0 ReplyAlthough yes, it's ridiculous, I'd really love a higher-resolution version to zoom in on. 😁
13 0 ReplyUnited States of Smash
10 0 Replyship arrives: "I am here!"
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Under total weight I tons, you put “Yes.”
10 0 Reply"Local maximum"
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I mean, it's fine, but couldn't it do with more guns?
10 0 Reply… I unironically want this, now
9 0 ReplyIf it's healthcare or this at least have one of them.
Can't cost more the Zumwalts
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Sooo much power! Limitless power! I feel it in my loins! It's like a 50 piece Voltron of freedom!
9 0 ReplyBudget & award contact to the private sector first, figure out credibility of defense later.
7 0 ReplyYou may need the energy output of a small star to power it
7 0 ReplyJust shoot all guns at the same time.
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Ultimate admiral dreadnaughts AI is at it again!
7 0 ReplyPark this animal on the south side of Taiwan with huge banner:
"Also available for tours to the Philippines!"
8 1 Reply"Temper temper" indeed.
6 0 ReplyIsn't this from Star Wars?
5 0 ReplyThe main theme is playing when you look at that ship.
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Needs some sexy nose art.
3 0 ReplyIf only there was an active From the Depths community on lemmy to crosspost this too, I'd bet at least someone would have the crazy patience to actually recreate it.
3 0 ReplyThe city surrounding it would probably get inundated by all the water this beast is displacing.
2 0 ReplyReminds me of the staberind from Use of Weapons.
1 0 ReplyOh God who let Tillman's ghost out of hell‽
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