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Epicurus0319 @sopuli.xyz
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Gamers in a nutshell
  • Just let me finish up this war in Stellaris- (new, cool situation event chain starts) Ooh, shiny! (Gets flooded with 10 more story notifications about new anomalies and log entries)

    (Can literally pause, save and exit WHENEVER I WANT and all recent progress would still be saved)

  • Congrats I guess
  • I bought into the propaganda and tried it hoping that it would cure my pr0n addiction- but on day 6 I got extremely horny and am currently relapsing so hard that I’m now wasting entire afternoons from 1 to 11 committing war crimes against enough sperm to fill a water bottle, depriving my body of precious water and protein and making it interfere even more with my sleep, social and homework schedules than it already did. I completely gave up on it when I saw the edgelords making fun of people who failed and thinking “ooh it’s gonna give us levitation powers or something!!1”

  • Congrats I guess
  • And it seems to be part of this strange anti-pleasure right wing campaign to use youtube to brainwash gen alpha into being obsessively homophobic in the most petty and pathetic way possible to the point that people start thinking YOU’RE gay, and have fragile masculinity by dividing 50% of the human population into greek letter categories unironically, setting things up so they’re guaranteed to become incels due to the romanticization of sexual ignorance and really long abstinence periods, so they can then get rich blaming their inability to get laid on something something gays something something feminazis(TM) to get them riled up and more importantly get their paranoid karen moms to donate to their incel cults.

  • Japan is living in the future that the 1990s dreamed of.
  • Don’t forget the impending population disaster (because they never feel the touch of another person these days, their government literally has to try and encourage them to drink just so they’ll fuck already- and can’t stand immigration) and all those depressed young people using seemingly everything from the slopes of Mount Fuji to their own apartments as log-off locations, and then nobody noticing their bodies for months.

  • Right-Wing Parents Try To Define ‘Grooming’
  • Yeah, in those countries if you come out as lgbtq you’re done- and I mean done done.

    One of those countries is even being routinely pinkwashed and praised by far-left American queer activists because they think it’s fighting western imperialist capitalist racist sexist homophobic transphobic xenophobic Amerikkka(TM) police Trump GOP fascists. People from that country have even been interviewed, they don’t want support from such people.

  • Right-Wing Parents Try To Define ‘Grooming’
  • I await the day that catholic priests ACTUALLY grooming (and raping) little boys generates even a small fraction of the outrage from them and Gen Alpha as drag shows or putting pronouns in parentheses. First LGBTQ people all disrespect the US/veterans/etc. (when in reality they wear US flag merch on shorts and tank-tops), now we “run” it so now some of them want to show their patriotism by moving to Russia (which would be awesome, I’d pay for their travel there and maybe we could even swap them for all the gay rights activists Zey have unjustly imprisoned)

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  • This is clearly a rhetorical question, OP just wants people to repeat back to them things they already agree with instead of real answers. I may despise Israel’s cruel treatment of West Bank Palestinians as much as the next guy, but at least the prisoners have (albeit only very slightly) better conditions than hostages whose lives could be immediately ended on a whim without due process if it pleases their captors. And many of the hostages aren’t even Israeli. And the prisoners were processed and convicted of a (if trumped-up) crime.

  • The song from the Aquatics trailer found at a dig site

    Dunno if this is from the mod my game has or not, but I just found an easter egg referencing that song, if you can remember when Aquatics came out.

    At the moment in this save, it indeed is stormy weather; Space Storm Blorp is my midgame crisis lol.

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    Never before seen sketch of the Azovstal complex uncovered by the FSB
  • You forgot the secret US-funded gay bar with cameras livestreaming abs and sad-eyed twinks to Onlyfans and then broadcasting it to the minds of every young Russian boy to turn them all gay- claimed to be full of femboys as motivation for orc troops to take the facility.

    And Zelensky’s golem-guarded private room for Zoom-calling the crew of the Jewish Space Laser (can only be accessed by lancing his finger and smearing a drop of blood on a DNA sampler to prove he’s one of DA JOOOOOOZ) to order strikes on the Siberian forests to cause the wildfires up there

  • "It's just a prank bro"
  • A bunch of teenagers tricking diplomats into insulting the minority-species president of the galaxy’s most powerful empire… they’re lucky we have a sense of humor and wasted too many perk slots to return planets to monke (this Kryydur himself was basically an emu before the humans uplifted his tomb world for universal colony-builders and an instant forge world)

  • (Stellaris) "Tis but a scratch"

    They said, while I and the rest of Space NATO had taken all their starbases, blown up their navy, neutralized both of their allies and were dropping freedom on their 2 holdout worlds.

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    (Stellaris) Just terraformed Mars, realized it had this cute little easter egg.

    I like how they can still find its rovers and read their names, even now that it's a gorgeous continental planet and future agri-world (thanks to the Guilli's Planet Modifiers and Features mod which can populate a terraformed world with modifiers favoring a particular district type), with the rovers all overgrown by forest and rusted by oxygen and rain. The terraformers must have found Opportunity and preserved it or something.

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    Remove dupes and elytras from 2b2t

    You know that long-awaited update to 1.19? Yeah, let's sneak in some half-baked attempt to kill dupes that literally nobody asked for. Maybe the backlash will get so bad we'll have no choice but to backtrack later.

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