Then why do Formula 1 teams spend so much money on wind tunnels?

"Loser" Why is that so hard for so many people?

I rarely drink either as I'm caffeine sensitive, but if I need a few sips to get me going I go for the burnt bean soup over the dirt tasting weak leaf soup

I, for one,

OPs post says they hate turning. Hence my comment

Tell me you're not on a motorcycle without telling me you're not on a motorcycle

There's no such thing as a right to a life without suffering. Needless suffering, maybe, but we all suffer in some form or another at some point in our lives.

OP is right though. It's hard to make a salient point when your opening statement is nonsensical

Since government funding has dried up and they rely more and more on alumni and other donations

All his relationships are transactional. Even his familial ones

We could have unlimited free energy if only we could figure out how to harness it from republicans doing mental gymnastics

Pro tip: Breath on your fingertips like you would if you were trying to fog up a pair of glasses. Better than licking your fingers

New shitty pickup line now available: "Hey baby, how about I inject some micro plastics into you"

Roast it outside or on the stovetop with the fan going if that's not an option

Weed

They should fire whoever approved that name

OP has apparently never had Fletchers thick sliced pepper bacon that Costco sells. Bacon is the best meat, and I'll prove it. It's the meat you add to other meats to make them better. Filet mignon? Considered the best cut of beef. Wrap it in bacon? Even better. Scallops are among the best seafood meats. Wrap it in bacon? Absolutely delicious.

WTF, Belgium?

It may be a modern phenomenon due to slavery being outlawed globally. Traditionally many of the refugees and others you mentioned would just end up as slaves.