I think itβs a nice gesture to give the full-sized Russet rather than the fun size new potato.
80 0 ReplyWith sour cream, chives and bacon bits, a russet potato is a meal all by itself.
26 0 ReplyJust gobs of butter, salt, and pepper are all I need.
19 0 ReplyOr chop it up, douse it with a mix of cayenne, garlic, and salt, spray it with a bit of olive oil, and toss it in the air fryer
Quick and easy steak fries
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Kids just think theyβre neat!
53 0 ReplyGreat name
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Ironically, the spud is absurdly more expensive than giving candy.
54 6 ReplyIt is like a dollar each, but the smiles on kids faces as they walk home with the beginnings of a stew are priceless
33 4 ReplyA dollar each? It's $3.50 for a 10lb bag here
26 0 ReplyIt is like a dollar each
What the absolute fuck
20 0 ReplyβItβs one banana, Michael. What could it cost, $10?β
13 0 ReplyWhat potatoes you buying are they gold encrusted?
Where I am you can basically get them by the crate load. I have no idea what one individual potato cost because I've never bought one individual potato. But my estimate would be about three for a dollar. Big ones like in the photo not little tiny ones.
Also don't get no ones in plastic wrapping they're more expensive and they're not any better. Just wash your vegetables. The mud and flavour admittedly it's mud flavour.
13 0 ReplyBro, you hand me finger foods I'm gunna eat it on the way back, just ask for a little salt at each house you stop by.
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No way that can be true, how much for a kg of potatoes where you live
17 1 ReplyIn the Philippines they're around 4$/kg where I live, and they're not even really nice potatoes.
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This trick only works so long as only one house in the neighborhood does it.
43 0 ReplyObligatory: Po-tay-toes! Boil βem, mash βem, stick βem in a stewβ¦
26 0 ReplyI have confirmed the results of this experiment. Some kids asked "what is this?" then took it once I told them it was a potato.
25 0 ReplyMy folks have a sign on the door saying, "potato available upon request" and they run out of them every year.
17 0 ReplyMakes sense, potatoes are basically the candy of the vegetable world. Just a giant ball of starchy carbs.
16 0 Reply"I got a rock."
14 0 ReplyThat was my first thought too! Somehow, a potato is even better in this case.
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With the wrong crowd that potato goes through a neighbor's window and this experiment is over going forward.
20 7 ReplyAnyone who can't be trusted with a potato is going to cause issues regardless
50 0 ReplyThat's 100% true. But the neighbors would be mad enough to make this person stop.
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As if that'd just stop any kid picking up any random rock off the ground.
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They should have IOU as an option, they use this IOU to claim more chocolate next holloween. Teaching kids finance while there at it.
13 1 ReplyThat's great until a few years down the line some kid shows up with a fat stack of them and cleans you of all the candy.
11 0 ReplyNah, its investing right? You just tell the kid there was a market crash and the IOUs are worthless, then keep the candy for yourself.
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Is this Russian halloween?
12 1 ReplyIs dream. Potato is rock.
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The caption doesn't mention the other choice.
"Potato or death?"
10 0 ReplyYeah but the kid question also apparently got a Snickers bar. So their taste is somewhat debatable.
I'd choose the potato as well but that's because I'm an adult and really don't care about candy
14 4 ReplyBut Snickers is the manliest chocolate bar because it has nuts.
11 1 Reply"Am I a joke to you?!"
-Payday
11 0 ReplyCan't forget the dick vein.
2 0 ReplyIs that a snickers in your knickers or are you just happy to see me??
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You prefer a potato over chocolate caramel and peanuts, and you question the kid's taste?
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My house is the Pickle House!
7 0 ReplyDid you want to cause a run on potatoes? Because this is how you cause a run on potatoes
6 0 ReplyPotatoes and molasses!
5 0 ReplyNext thing you know, there's an evil AI running on dozens of potatoes
5 0 ReplyIn mother Russia.... is potato
5 0 ReplyLike the Kung Fu master Bruce Willis said, "Be potato, my friend."
4 0 ReplyWith a potato you can do anything ... at very low quality.
3 0 ReplyAnd I do. Every day.
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Luxury item marketing3 0 Replyone-ups the potato house by offering fully-loaded baked potatoes
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