The Internet is a mistake.
Not posting is free.
I think I'm ready to find an eye bleach community now.
We don't have one yet?? Or are there a bunch? Gonna go look now with whatever is left of my eyesight.
:(
lol
Where can you make text like this?
Thats a shitpost indeed
Sometimes I wish the internetn was neves created
What a day to have eyes.
Well, I hate you.
Mate fuck you just prayed so that a fucking thunderstorm hits your electric grid
How to forget previous 30 seconds
I wish I could both up vote and down vote this post because of how foul it is and yet it perfectly fits the community
Where is the button to
reportunsee this?Why oh why did I read and comprehend the words?
This is unironically one of the few posts I wholeheartedly enjoy. It's over the top and that's right up my alley. The girl is the cherry on top. Chefs kiss
My absolute favorite part is the near-unanimous expression of misery from all those commenting. We've all had a truly wretched encounter today
🤢
Let's be honest here, when's the last time we've all been checked for worms? We're probably all carrying something or other around inside of us. Besides the outside stuff like the mites that live on your eyelashes and stuff... Something something glass houses and so on
People don’t get checked for worms regularly because they are effectively extinct in western societies. They have an extremely hard time coping with waste treatment.
Nope. Don't like that...
When a woman extends herself like this to please you then you know that she's a keeper
Keeper; Keeper the fuck away from me
Jesus fuck
This will induce a grooming response from your partner and is sure to strengthen your relationship
This is almost as bad as the old 4chan jollyrancher story.
Maybe, but there’s something more horrifying when you’re reading a green text and it progressively. gets. worse.
Imagination is a real bitch sometimes
do i want to know?
The internet has a mistake we must cut every last fiber of its heinous being.
I want someone to tear my eyes put kill bill style
This is definitely in my top 10 reasons to be single in January. I'd also throw my shoe, but I have weird feet and it costs a lot to replace them, and once you touch it, The pinworms have it.
God. Damn. It.
Mods, beat this man with giant bad dragon dildos. And a permanent ban on all instances.
Would they pose a problem if digested?
It would continue their cycle in your body more than likely. Since the eggs are layer externally, if you catch my drift.
Thanks Internet!
NSFL
Not wiping might be a better option if your partner has a good immune system, humans can handle that much poop if some safety guidelines are followed, and if they're immunocompromised, have mouth injuries, etc., even normal buttlicking (at least temporarily) is ill advised without dental dams.
This is already something that rattles around in my brain, I don't need it to be brought into the universe...
So you’re saying this is your fault.
First the Rake. And now this…
Its probably a pile of whatever the brain sells. They told me that my brain sells too but I have yet to see a single dollar from anything the bastard is doing when I'm trying to focus.
Unnecessary? He can have a snack without the pinworm? Even vegetarian
OH MY FUCKING GOD
Just leaving my upvote to share my experience.
How thoughtful!
how does pinworm taste?
If it's anything like the worms I was forced to eat in kindergarten through fruits (don't ask further questions, I still have fruit-related PTSD!), either nothing or bad.
when i was kid my friend came and showed me piece of apple he bited. there was a small scentipide inside. thx for reminding ill quit eating fruits for a while
Wicked widdle woman
