I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Wife, is in fact, GNU/Wife, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Wife.
Sure, here's her genome. Feel free to compile one yourself.
I am the wife.
Unrelated, why aren't there more women in Linux spaces? We'll never get to the bottom of it I fear. I haven't read the comments in this thread yet, I'm sure they're all completely uncontroversial.
I am the wife.
So are you or your wife free and open source?
maybe not cis women.
A fellow linux girl!!! It's nice to not feel so alonee
because linux users are tech oriented, the market is barely touched by linux, and tech oriented people are disproportunately male/not cisgender women.
Hannah Montana Linux can only do so much /s
edit : added "not cisgender women." I really don't want to start a thing about this statement, it's to align with the pendant that replied to this post.
You mean to tell me https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/c/unixsocks aren't women? Fooled by Rule 37 again.
We need more information to reach people. So far I've only seen people be into Linux when they have less social life growing up so they spend time online (not in tiktoks or such like now).
Since most people hearing about Linux from class or other people only hear about the bad aspects or how hard it is if they even hear about it. When I came to US university, I was so surprised noone knew about linux or cared enough except handful of people. And most people did it for work (super computer people, grad students) that didn't like it and express their opinions openly.
looks at comment section yep you're right, ew
Are you talking about irl Linux spaces? It that a thing? If not, how do you know there aren't women in online Linux spaces? Fwiw I'm afab nb
IRL Linux spaces are a thing, just look for a local keep meetup or something, they're everywhere.
I don't own my wife.
You can have the code to my kernel, sure. You don't get a login on my machine, though, and you're definitely not on the sudoers list.
Windows users when I ask them if they debloat their girlfriends before using them.
Didn't get there, couldn't figure out the documentation.
me: hmm ima try batcj
C:\>woman.hlp Error opening file "WOMAN.HLP". Abort, Retry, Fail?uh basic?
LOAD MANPAGEWOMAN ERROR: CAN'T CONTINUEjs??
>getHelp.woman() SyntaxError: Invalid arguments[some other language]???
%>FunctionToTryGettingHelpOnWomen() ErrorCOME ON THERES GOTTA BE SOMETHI-- Error: Out of Memory
You must mean WiFi.
When someone gives you that emotionless stare, it means not only is you comment not funny, it's not really socially acceptable.
Linux users are not all male, or all straight, or single. Outside of incel groups, most groups aren't (probably even they have members who secretly aren't!) 😃
Counter question: Is your wife software?
we're all software running on wetware in a meatware shell
Ok Choom.
in my case its just tupperware
I feel with the rise of AI you're going to get a lot of yes to this question
trying to get any gf
i have an old xt lying around and a floppy with a copy of 079 in it what could go wrong
me when i try even coming close yo somone the opposite sex irl: "manpage nonexistent and this situation is unknown WHAT DO I DO IT DOES NOT COMPUTE"
(back wgen my daily driver was dos (yes, in the 21st centory), back when it was windows and now that its linux...yeahhh...even if im a total NOOB at it i have the social skills of someone who spenda all day in the tty...maybe doing tbat but cmd in windows helped a bit xd)
My wife, like my WiFi, is a mesh.
Insecure?
We prefer the term "public"
Being freely used by all of my neighbors
That robot looks uncannily like Mark Zuckerberg.
OPs (imaginary or AI) wife must come with a lot of proprietary bloat
var lockHey, take my wife for example. No, really, please! I'm begging.
The word "free" does not refer to price; it refers to freedom.
- The freedom to use your wife as you wish, for any purpose.
- The freedom to study how your wife works, and change her so she works for you as you wish, instead of her controlling you.
- The freedom to redistribute your wife to your neighbor.
- The freedom to distribute your modified wife to others. By doing this you can give the whole community a chance to benefit from your changed wife.
This is why you don't have a wife lol.
This is pretty hot.
The freedom to distribute your modified wife to others. By doing this you can give the whole community a chance to benefit from your changed wife.
That's love
Now I can tell people I strive to be FOSS rather tham say I'm into bimbofication.
Seems like what Dominique Pelicot considered his wife to be. Not an example I am willing to follow, I'll tell you that.
You have to keep in mind that your wife is her own main maintainer and can decide whether to merge your changes.
You can fork her to obtain someone you have greater influence over but that's a big responsibility and not everything you want to do with your fork may be advisable from a legal or moral standpoint.
Not your wife's freedom?
She does the PR reviews and makes the ultimate decision to merge the changes or not.
Um sure? As long as she is up for it. I love her, I don't own her. Keep it safe, sane, and consensual, then who am I to argue.
As long as she is up for it.
That would be DRM you corpo shill!
But she does own you
Nah bro
Female bad
Honestly, I'd love a FOSSWIFE.
New type of hotwife just dropped
Why yes, I 3D printed her parts myself.
Would I have to say yes if I let my wife roam cage free?
Youre telling me people dont keep their wives in cages?
I only keep some of my wives in cages, the rest are free range
That's just ridiculous
Thier wife =/= software
