176 1 ReplyWhat if you learned that karma is gone? No more dopamine hit for your beans here. Shit posting is now shit posting for only shit posting's sake
Upvote everything!
165 3 ReplyAs a white person I must upvote the beans.
103 2 ReplyI was here.
78 0 ReplyDownvoted for misleading description: the beans aren't fucking. Not even snogging.
70 0 Replythanks for the post but I gotta go now 🕑🏃
70 0 Reply63 1 ReplyI think this is not only the most upvoted post on Lemmy, but beanposting effectively tested the network and worst case system performance by hitting the database from everywhere at the same time. The fact that Lemmy didn't go down is in itself an amazing feat considering it's never been tested at this scale before. Even if the servers are unstable it shows that the idea is sound.
Where is the traffic coming from? Everywhere, it's coming from everywhere!
52 1 Reply50 1 ReplyCanadian here, y'all need them Maple syrup beans with cut up hotdogs in it!
46 1 ReplyYeah you think this is just a can of fucking beans when in fact what we are looking at here is a socio political commentary on the state of late stage capitalism. Which is in fact a long arse way of stating the simple fact that who the fuck can afford branded beans in this day and age.
38 0 Replythis is currently the #3 post in the "top all time" view on lemmy.ml
32 0 Reply"Don't upvote this!"
25.6k upvotes
Any reddit platform ever
28 0 ReplyUploaded the image for you
28 0 Reply27 0 ReplyTo be fair, those are British-style baked beans.
I was born and raised in the US (and have returned there) but spent the last 4 years living in London, and British beans in tomato sauce are very different from American baked beans in BBQ sauce. Both have their charms, but British beans are basically a breakfast food as main, American beans are a BBQ side-dish. Beans on Toast is a wonderful British breakfast, but Americans haven't heard of it, and those who have might turn their nose up at it.
Very different cultures, and so much we can learn about multiculturalism for one can of baked beans - no, one picture of a can of baked beans.
So, yeah, I think it deserves and upvote.
26 0 ReplyHi internet historians
25 0 ReplyWe are hitting ludicrous meme generation time now.
Or is it bean generation?
24 0 ReplyMmm theater food
24 3 ReplyIt's bean nice being in this community.
21 0 Reply21 0 ReplyThis can of beans has become the most popular post, top quality content right here.
20 0 ReplyShit they figured out the algorithm. Here's an up vote.
19 1 ReplyA vital part of preventing pooping for three days.
18 0 ReplyYou want upvote, you get upvote. Now, would you like updog?
18 0 Reply“Fucking” beans, now you have my attention!
18 0 ReplyCame here for the no poop group, stayed for the beans.
17 0 ReplyThe blue cans are maple beans in Canada, and essential to chilli
Easily one of the sexiest beans (if not, the sexiest)
16 0 ReplyMy favorite bean is the coffee bean
16 0 ReplyImage Transcription:
[An image depicting a light blue 13.7 ounce can of 'Heinz' brand beans with tomato sauce on a white background.]
^I'm a human volunteer transcribing posts in a format compatible with screen readers, for blind and visually impaired users!^
16 0 ReplyI'm a simple man, I see a can of beans, I upvote it.
15 0 ReplyI'd like to upvote you but I'm more of a maple beans guy.
16 1 ReplyLiar. These beans aren't fucking.
15 0 Reply15 0 ReplyHow are you supposed to fuck without some fucking beans?
15 0 Reply15 0 ReplyGood thing Karma doesn't exist here.
14 0 ReplySell-out for upvotes
14 0 ReplyYOU CAN'T STACK THOSE !
14 0 ReplyBut the beans are not fucking. I am now fucking disappointed.
Do you like it in this position, Disappointed?
15 1 ReplyBait and switch! On closer inspection, none of these beans are actually fucking!
14 0 ReplyMy god I still chuckle when I see these bean posts.
14 1 ReplyReddit tier post. I wish I could downvote it twice
19 6 ReplyI was just thinking how I haven't seen enough cans of beans today.
12 0 ReplyBean there, done that!
12 0 Reply11 0 ReplyBeans, beans, the musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot
The more you toot, the better you feel.
So let's have beans with every meal
11 0 Reply11 0 ReplyIt's not just a can of beans, it's what the can of beans stands for.
11 0 ReplyUpvoted with extreme prejudice.
12 1 ReplyBeans beans, the magical fruit
11 0 Reply4.34K votes, 282 comments. A vote bot army going on?
10 0 ReplyI hope, one day, my grandchildren will read this comment in their history class
10 0 ReplyI'm not personally into effortless bean-memes but thanks for sharing
10 0 ReplyThat's not just a can of beans. Those are the finest beans on the market.
10 0 ReplyCan I get some non-fucking beans?
I prefer my legumes to be virginal.
10 0 ReplyI, for one, welcome our new Heinz overlords
9 0 ReplyMost upvoted most on lemmy? 🤔
9 0 ReplyWow so many upvotes, not to long ago 100 upvotes was a lot
9 0 ReplyRoll that beautiful bean footage
9 0 Replyspoiler
BEEEANNNNS
9 0 ReplyI upvoted the can of beans.
9 0 ReplyI didn't even know there where this Manny people in Lemmy brahv
9 0 ReplyIt's bean fun
9 0 ReplyPROTIP: beans spelled backwards is snaeb
8 0 Replysolid beans mate
8 0 ReplyIt's not only beans it's the start of an English breakfast. Yummy!
8 0 ReplyHi I’m a Lemmy user, yes I’ll upvote anything
8 0 ReplyLOL this already stomps on Reddit, take that Spez!!
8 0 ReplyGet a load of Andy Warhol over here
9 1 ReplyThis is a beautiful, beautiful can of beans
8 0 Replyb e a n s
8 0 ReplyI was here on this day.
7 0 ReplyNot just beans... Heinz beans!
7 0 ReplyMmm love me some beans
7 0 Reply7 0 ReplyBeans beans beans…
7 0 ReplyDude, we don't upvote anything, we just really love the choice of beans.
7 0 Reply🫘‘s turn you into a human trumpet 🍑💨🎶🎶
7 0 ReplyAll hail the can of beans!
7 0 ReplyBEANS
7 0 ReplyMexican approved, will bean
7 0 ReplyBeans
7 0 ReplyÑOM ÑOM ÑOM ME LIKE POROTOS
7 0 ReplyThis is not true. I upvoted because they are pictures of baked beans.
Nature has given you tasty food rich in fibre and protein, please be grateful to the bean.
6 0 ReplyDude who wouldn't upvote BEANS??
6 0 ReplyI'd say this is not literally a can of beans, in the vein of both Magritte and Warhol.
6 0 ReplyGod dammit, you is right!
6 0 ReplyNot just beans, there's also tomato sauce
6 0 ReplyI;m thinking about thos Beans
6 0 ReplyThats not fair. Beans are amazing
6 0 ReplyThis is a weapon of mass destruction
6 0 Replythis is my first comment here, hi
6 0 ReplyCan fucking beans vote?
6 0 ReplyMmm yeah, look at those moist beans!
7 1 Reply"I was there when the beans happened"
6 0 ReplyBeans beans the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you poop!
6 0 ReplyMake sure the guy that won't shit for 3 days doesn't see this!
6 0 ReplyMaple bacon beans tho...
6 0 ReplyTake my first upvote on here
6 1 ReplyBean nice meeting yall
5 0 ReplyI'M FEELING FULL OF BEANS!
6 1 ReplyHOLY SHIT A CAN OF BEANS!
5 0 ReplyBean there, done that.
5 0 ReplyI like beans, I upvote.
5 0 ReplyYeah but Heinz beans are the best beans so they always get an upvote. Op is cheating.
5 0 ReplyYou lied, that's not just beans, there's also tomato sauce in there.
5 0 Reply390 grams of Beans!? Sign me up 😎
5 0 ReplyAmazing, please share more beans!
5 0 ReplyNot even some UK teabagger and I'll upvote your beans.
6 1 ReplyYes, we do upvote anything.
5 0 ReplyAndy Warhol would freak out
5 0 ReplyWith Tomato Sauce
5 0 ReplyHave some respect. It isn't just a can of beans. The can clearly says it's with fucking tomato sauce.
5 0 Replylet's go beans, new lemmy mascot
5 0 ReplyOkay Mr Bean
5 0 ReplyMy top three flavors of beans:
- Baked
- Refried
- Fucking
14 9 ReplyThese are the proper beans for beans on toast. In the US (at least where I live) you’ll find them in the International section of the grocery store, not with all the other canned beans.
5 0 ReplyI'm here for the canned bean party...
5 0 ReplyBeans, the DNA of the soul! They shape our will. They are the culture. They are everything we pass on. Expose someone to anger long enough, they will learn to hate. They become a carrier. Envy, greed, despair: all beans, all passed on. You can't fight nature, Jack. Wind blows, rain falls, and the strong prey upon the weak!
5 0 ReplyBees?!
5 0 Replyyou chose right OP, I will always upvote beans.
5 0 ReplyFucking beans are sexier than regular beans.
5 0 ReplyI'll upvote anything especially a can of beans.
5 0 ReplyMan I'm jealous I can only find the no fuck beans at my market.
5 0 ReplyWho the fuck doesn't love beans? I'll beat that mf up
5 0 Reply5 0 ReplyDownvoted for the principle
4 0 ReplyWhat have you done!?
4 0 ReplyHey, don’t sell your beans so short, they also have tomato sauce!
4 0 ReplyAll hail the can of beans, the one true Lord
4 0 Replythis is the quality content I signed up for
4 0 ReplyThe color of that can is trademarked
4 0 ReplyGood thing Karma doesn't exist here.
4 0 ReplyNot even good beans. Branston is the way.
4 0 ReplyAww yisss. Beansss
4 0 ReplyBeanis
4 0 Reply4 0 ReplyYou're obviously the next Warhol, and this art installation deserves all the upboats.
4 0 ReplyBig if true
4 0 ReplyRather just have one big bean
4 0 ReplyWe all witnessed
4 0 ReplyTake my upvote, I'm having bean soup for my lunch
4 0 ReplyOh no. It's br*tish :(
7 3 ReplyHe’s a shitposting Warhol - a genius, and a fool
4 0 ReplySounds great, I'm in on this, toast forthcoming
4 0 ReplyBeeeeeeenz
4 0 ReplyAh yes, the magical fruit…
4 0 ReplyCool beans.
4 0 Reply4 0 ReplyYou've just been BEAN'D!!! 😱🤣🤫
5 1 ReplyI'm here for the shitposts
4 0 ReplyCame for the fucking beans, got only beans.
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING BEANS
4 0 ReplyCan't argue with this logic :)
Beans it is!4 0 ReplyThis is the most upvotes I've seen ever on Lemmy.
My app is slow scrolling through these comments.
We have arrived, everyone.
4 0 ReplyYou damn right we will.
4 0 ReplyMhh... Beans.
4 0 ReplyHell of a can though.
3 0 ReplyI upvote just to mark as read without having to open comments...
4 1 ReplyYay, beans.
3 0 ReplyConfidential as hell https://youtu.be/chD6qQk7JcY
3 0 ReplyIs it? Or is it a can of magic flatulence nuggets?
3 0 ReplyHello, we’ve bean waiting for you.
3 0 ReplyBeans.
3 0 ReplyLemmy lore in the making.
3 0 ReplyBut maybe we hate Kidney beans.
3 0 ReplyALIEN BEANS!
3 0 ReplyBoom boom boom! I like it with my doom!
Beans saved my life in the past yaer3 0 ReplyIt is not just a can of fucking beans. It's a can of fucking beans in tomato sauce.
3 0 ReplyLol as if this post is top of all time
3 0 ReplyBeantastic.
3 0 Replyproceed to turn the bean into bean toast
3 0 ReplyMy dog pinto he ran away. But he came back the very next day. I asked pinto where he been. Pinto been Pinto been!
My dog Lima he ran away...
4 1 ReplyYou have a wonderful kitchen, cousin. (where my sietchposters at?) 😂
4 1 ReplyI love these beans
3 0 Replyいいね
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3 0 ReplyStrong /r/ultralightjerk vibes. I approve.
3 0 ReplyAnyone else eat directly from the can?
3 0 ReplyThere you go, take that upvote
3 0 ReplyNice
3 0 ReplyAnd everybody laughed
3 0 ReplyGlad to see this is the top post of all time.
3 0 Replyme_irl
3 0 ReplyI live for beans
3 0 Replyyeah but beans are good.. and a staple food in DayZ, popular with those damn kids. Upvoted.
3 0 ReplyWe have not bean amused.
4 1 ReplyI for one, welcome our new fiber-rich overlords.
3 0 ReplyIt's beautiful.
3 0 ReplyI disagree.
3 0 ReplyBEANS!
3 0 ReplyRather just have one big bean
3 0 ReplyThank god for beans
3 0 ReplyAll right after seeing this comment for the last 6 hrs I had to give in and upvote
3 0 ReplyQuality post
3 0 ReplyBeanus likes beans!
3 0 ReplyI would eat those
3 0 ReplyBeans
3 0 Replythose are pretty nice beans tbf
4 1 ReplyBEEEEEANS WHAT THE FUUUUUU
3 0 ReplyHeinz beans are awful, disgusting and taste like shit. Branston beans is the way
2 0 ReplyThose are done great hecking beans! I'll upvote that
2 0 ReplyHell yeah
2 0 ReplyA+ can of beans.
2 0 ReplyBeans yummy
2 0 ReplyB E A N Z
2 0 ReplyI won't upvote. We don't have that brand. 🤔
2 0 ReplyYou fucked up. You need to put rule in the title to get upvoted.
4 2 ReplyNot even good beans lol.
Post some chickpeas or canelli beans or something coward.
2 0 ReplyTest
2 0 ReplyIn DayZ, I kill people for these beans.
2 0 ReplySorry that's the European version I only upvote the American version of the can.
2 0 Replyoooo beans!!!
2 0 Replythis speaks to me on an emotional level
2 0 ReplyIt's not just a can of fucking beans. This is a well known and beloved DayZ prop and lifesaver.
2 0 ReplyFrijel Migoles - "Come mas frijoles."
2 0 Replyomfg to the moon
2 0 Replythose are pretty nice beans tbf
2 0 ReplyBoston baked bean boy
2 0 ReplyHow do you know the beans are fucking without opening the can?
2 0 ReplyBased.
2 0 ReplyThese are underrated asf, coming from the US, and being cheap. F outa here with those Bush’s Baked lol.
2 0 ReplyFranks n' Beans
2 0 Replyfart
2 0 ReplyThe Messiah has arrived! He has brought with him the Content That Was Promised!
2 0 ReplyI don't like fucking beans. I prefer eating them.
2 0 ReplyJust Herr to comment on this famous post.
2 0 ReplyBeans
2 0 Reply5000 upvotes? op is probably having a stroke rn
2 0 ReplyBest beans ever. US beans are horrible. I pay $4 a can for these glorious beans.
2 0 ReplyI see beans, I upvote. It's my thing. I can't wait until lemmy is big enough to have a decent beans sub.
2 0 ReplyToot, toot out of your boot.
2 0 ReplyThose are some HQ beans good sir.
2 0 ReplyIt's not just a can of beans, Its a can of beans with tomato sauce 🍅!!!!😯
2 0 ReplyYeah let's fucking go
2 0 ReplyThat reminds me, that have bean work to do.
2 0 ReplyBeany was the name that they gave me
2 0 ReplyWild time
2 0 ReplyI'd prefer a can of regular beans tbh.
2 0 ReplyI wish I can upvote here, but it never works for me. I'll give you a upvote which you can't see here.
3 1 Replybeans
2 0 ReplyBranson or go home
1 0 ReplyThis is the content I signed up for. Chock-full of meaning. And beans.
1 0 Replybeans stomach gurgles
1 0 ReplyI can't fucking beliave that the most popular post of all times, what a shame
2 1 ReplyHeinz beans is good 😋.
1 0 Replybewtifool
1 0 ReplyThe best can
1 0 Replylolol
1 0 ReplyI have a bean addiction. My favorites are Pinto and Baked.
1 0 ReplyI hear they're a magical fruit.
1 0 ReplyI like beans
1 0 ReplyHoly shit beans
1 0 ReplyWe've all Bean there
1 0 ReplyBut what about Pork and Beans?
1 0 ReplyYou all know this is an ad, right?
1 0 ReplyMore beans, sir.
1 0 ReplyHey, watch it!
1 0 ReplyTotally loaded with sugar.. Has anyone tried the cheesy beans..?
1 0 ReplyIndeed ∆
1 0 ReplySort by "controversial", get the beans.
1 0 ReplyPerfection
1 0 Replybeans
1 0 ReplyYo I love those beans.
2 1 ReplyI upvoted this on the first day, and that was enough, but now I want to be part of the history.
1 0 ReplyI upvote everything just so it hides the post. Am I doing my part?
2 1 ReplyGreat, now I want beans
1 0 ReplyI'm here for them bEanz
1 0 ReplyI came for the beans...
1 0 ReplyBeans!
1 0 ReplyBeans.
2 1 ReplyDownvote from me. The Heinz English Recipe baked beans are much better than the standard version.
1 0 ReplyI think the key words are "I heard."
1 0 ReplyWhat response was expected? Welcome to the internet
1 0 ReplyNothing tops baked beans
1 0 ReplyChocked full of beany goodness.
1 0 ReplyYou should’ve bean there.
1 0 ReplyMmm beans
1 0 ReplyWhoooooo!!!!
1 0 ReplyDownvoted
2 2 Reply