capitalist rule #69420: have sex

Literally the opposite of this is true. Not having kids is one of the single best things you can do for the planet.

(Still want to raise a child? Adopt! There are so many kids out there looking for good homes and people who will love and care for them)

We could just let people with babies immigrate into the country easily instead of forcing people already here to have extra.

Oh wait that's not the right kind of baby? Weird.

How will you pay for them? Figure it out, loser!

OBEY

CONSUME

REPRODUCE

Elon musk is just firing more and more people. What he want these kids to be? Steve Jobless?

Pls refill workforce

No, we aren't paying you a living wage to make it feasible

Juck get fucked

I would like to ask that woman if she is pregnant right now. If not, call her a hypocrite

I feel like at this point you could just do the opposite of whatever old musky says and you'd be doing pretty alright for yourself.

Is this some stupid religious marketing campaign

decades of don't have kids if you can't afford them and now it's "have kids! They yearn for the mines!"

Can't wait for my vasectomy next week

All you need to know is that Everylife, the company behind this campaign, is a diaper trading company that officially pushes Christianity and fights "companies that have promoted the weakening of men in American society" and that "are pushing anti-family, anti-American agendas".

This is such a fucked up combo of right-wing politics and diapers I can't even

https://everylife.com/pages/our-mission

oh i'm having sex, non procreative, that is

I literally can't take care of my own life well enough, how do you expect me to be a good parent? This is why I'm celibate.

Also, I feel like there's enough people in the world already. Why do you guys need more than 8 billion people?

Ah yes, Elon Musk, a very trustable source of wisdom

Make more workers!

This is hilarious.

Musk first came into my view talking about how earth is overpopulated and we need to go to mars to survive.

Make more babies to be sacrificed to feed the Capital God

Ok, can you guarantee they will someday have a college education, housing, and Healthcare?

"NO! HAVE KIDS AND A SELECT FEW WILL WIN THE GENETIC LOTTERY AND BE ACCEPTED, THE REST CAN SUFFER."

Edit:

Sure, cool. Make health insurance cover my IVF then.

they say have more babies then cheer as families drown in the rio grande

MKAE MORE WORKERS FOR US TO GRIND TO DUST

capitalism requires constant population growth in order to sustain itself. The idea of unending exponential monetary growth cannot be sustained without unending population growth. for this reason every business, and every form of capitalism is doomed to eventual collapse. The only reason why it keeps going is because our fucking governments keep propping it up. this is why Elon musk's greatest fear is under population

More of a white Christian nutcase thing than a capitalist thing specifically.

Hell no. I struggle with being responsible for my own life and you want me to be responsible for more lives?

I feel like Elon and has this one covered

Nope, I removed that option last January.

ah yes, bring new sapient life unwillingly into this dying world. give them no future to look forwards to

I'm so glad that someone leaked that Roe v. Wade was getting overturned. I scheduled my sterilization and I'm so so happy. There is still a LONG waitlist to get sterilized.

No babies, no periods, no cramps, no mood swings, life is good. (Bilateral Salpingectomy and Endometrial Ablation are an awesome combo)

Maybe the decision to have children is highly personal and should be left up to individual people to decide, either way?

make more babies

How about, give us more money?

looks at sign.

Looks at woman holding it

"Alright, let's go."

Abso-fucking-LUTELY not happening

Best I can do is vehement antinatalism

Nah. Have fun on Mars with your space yachts by yourselves or whatever.

Oh yeah of course! I forgot I have an extra million dollars lying around waiting for me to spend it on a child

Ok someone give me this lady's id I just wanna talk, just talk.. ಥ_ಥ

Isn't more babies the reason for the bad side of capitalism, homelessness, and other issues that many complain about on Lemmy?

Making them is easy. Caring for them is a very different thing. If corpos want me to make them, they better pay up

We need more slaves and forgotten youth. /S

Nah fam. Not for me.

Don't mind if I do.

Antinatalist here.

No.

Not having kids is literally the best thing I can do for my kids.

this is really funny but I can't think of why

edit: despite what lemmy wants it to be, it's probably got nothing to do with capitalism or communism or any other systems of government (beyond 'haha billboard tell us to have sex')

Avoiding fertility tests is a crime

Remember guys. Make more babies. EVERY LIFE.

Id put a baby in her and head out for a pack of smokes

Unequivocally based

OP’s take is dumb. That said, if we take it at face value:

Capitalism is when the system wants you to fuck.

State Communism is when you get a forced abortion if you’ve already got a kid.

I don’t think this is the strong argument you think it is, OP.