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Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world Gork @lemm.ee 14h ago

"I never asked for this"

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That's why it didn't work out for the dude in Texhnolyze, they replaced his right arm
It's figuratively cutting your ability to do evil from your body. Left hand evil, right hand good, it's why nuns used to get upset about left handedness.
It worked for Finn
- Excuse me, that was Finn's right arm.
You may not like it, but this is peak male performance:
Yeah look at RoboCop he’s all prosthetic, never lonely
its the other way around. the loniliness leads to overuse which leads to the need for a prosthesis.
- Not to mention all four of these guys are pretty lonely. Except Big Boss, he kidnaps new friends when the old ones run out
  
  *Venom Snake
Maybe this isn't a good idea.
- What a weird game/premise.
  
  !That the arm was his wife was such a odd twist!<
They might be into something
Don't forget our man Jet!
- Man, I miss Cowboy Bebop. What an amazing anime.
  
  I bet someone could make a good live action adaptation. It’s too bad NO ONE has ever tried.
oh come on. Women can't be so different that they don't want a badass prosthetic arm.
- Case in point, Noble-2
  
  And Billie Lurk from the Dishonored DLC!
Or could go with Both arms
- Maybe also both legs?
  
  Insert crusty Anakin here
Until suddenly, one day
Barrett and Tears of the Kingdom Link don't count because they have prosthetic right hands/arms.
- Finn too
  
  Finn didn't need a badass prosthetic left arm because the cure to male loneliness is Jake the Dog.
Don't think any of these characters are exactly role models.
- Running around the local grocery store with a cardboard box over my body so I can hide from other people isn't something to aspire to? Color me alert and shocked, at about 99.99% approximately.
- And one of them is brainwashed into thinking he’s someone else.
- IDK about the rest but Gutz is pretty good.
Well, more like a symptom given these examples...
Makes The Stranger easier for sure…
I can't do it with a single hand, and I'm afraid I'll rip it of with my prosthetic hand.
i was gonna mention Ash from Evil Dead but the chainsaw is his right arm.
- And he ends up alone in all three movies. Meme holds up.
Sekiro and Guts are about as not OK as you can get.
It doesn't seem like it could hurt, unless when masturbating.
- get a modular prosthetic where you can swap out the hand part with various extensions. With the right extensions, you'll be better off than the ppl with natural arms.
I'd personally prefer it to be my right arm but beggars can't be choosers.
Yes because then it feels like someone else is doing it to you
I'm a righty myself
I've got a robot hand! https://youtu.be/wvpcsDQ-Jtw
I'd want an robotic tentacle
No, it's the result.

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