Maybe we should track down the source of all living matter. It might be useful

You can have social media and still have a private life? Just don’t share everything on social media.

They passed a law that every ceo gets an axtra vote for every ear of corn grown on Texas soil

He’s not real, is he?

Oh Castlevania what have you done to deserve such humiliation

Quoi

I think it’s just a thought exercise

He just like me fr

I always go to the extra effort just to be lazy

I really thought that said “Eddie Murphy Is Ready to Look Black” and I was very confused but also intrigued

Somehow It never occurred to me that people other than me say that exact thing to their dog

You expect me to look at a shirtless deer in denim jeans with with a buff chest and choker and a cheetah in a skintight uniform with big tiddies and a fat ass and supple thighs and not become aroused? Sicko

No shade at furries but this would be a bit funnier if the art was more cartoonish and slightly less horny tbh

That image. Why.

Is that a fleshlight for a whale

Like me wearing a balaclava for my social anxiety

Clearly they’re aliens

This is what Graphics cards will look like in 10 years

“No mom I swear I’m making them… uh… fight”

Is she riding that alligator to a funeral?