"I'm literally a fool, what's your excuse?"
"I'm literally a fool, what's your excuse?"
Life before death, strength before weakness, journey before destination
18 0 ReplyI will protect those, who cannot protect themselves
3 0 ReplyI got chills the first time I read that, such a good moment
2 0 ReplyThese words… are accepted
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Good news everyone!
16 0 ReplyI think I've perfected a plague that will destroy all life on Azeroth!
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31 0 ReplyThere's a frood who really knows where his towel is!
13 0 ReplyResistance is useless!
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Dear Humanity... we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!
5 0 ReplyHoo Rah!
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Can I get a rock and stone?
8 0 ReplyWe're Rich!!
3 0 ReplyMushroom
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Stop trying to hit me and hit me!
21 0 ReplyYou think that's air you're breathing?
9 0 ReplyThere's a difference between knowing the path, and walking the path.
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That's rough, buddy.
10 0 ReplyNo luck catching them swans then?
6 0 ReplyWibbly wobbly timey wimey
25 0 ReplyI swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.
6 0 ReplyShaka, when the walls fell.
20 0 ReplyDarmok, and Jelad, at Tenagra.
7 0 ReplyKirk, when he heard there were alien hotties on the away mission.
6 0 ReplyTHERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!
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I'll be in my bunk
8 0 ReplyPerhaps you were going for the head?
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i use arch btw
11 0 ReplyThis is my favorite store in the citadel
17 0 Reply"Barry, other Barry"
2 0 ReplyThe God Emperor sent for another Duncan to be produced by the Bene Tleilax in their Axolotl tanks.
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You hear about pluto?
2 0 ReplyThese words are accepted
18 0 ReplyAirsick lowlanders
2 0 ReplyHA!
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Hey… you ever wonder why we’re here?
7 0 Reply*sigh* Bapenada?
6 0 ReplyDammit Jim!
11 0 ReplyI'm a doctor
5 0 ReplyNot a
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Keep it secret, keep it safe!
15 0 ReplyD-did... he just suplex that train?!?
12 0 ReplyDo you have a single fact to back that up?
5 0 ReplyDon't believe me? It's all in the numbers.
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Bit disappointed by how few of these I recognise!
9 0 Reply"What if you miss?"
"I won't."
11 0 ReplyBa-ba-ba-baaaa Ba-ba-ba-baaaa
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Griffith!!
10 0 ReplyThat causes nasal demons
3 0 ReplyMachine, turn back now
4 0 ReplyULTRAKILL
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You hear about Pluto?
4 0 ReplyIt's messed up right?
3 0 ReplyMan you stole my comment hee hee
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I am that guy
7 0 ReplyGreat scene. Amos gets his hands dirty so his friends don't have to. Amazing character
3 0 ReplyThere was a button, I pushed it
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The Reptites have stolen our gate key and now we're stuck here.
7 0 ReplyGive dactyl
7 0 ReplyThey Call me Gato. I have Metal Joints. Beat me up. And Earn 15 Silver Points.
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So say we all.
2 0 ReplyA TEST of your reflexes! yes, yes!! just so!
4 0 ReplyRASENGAN
2 0 ReplyBasically... Run
2 0 Replyᴄᴀᴛs. ᴄᴀᴛs ᴀʀᴇ ɴɪᴄᴇ.
3 0 Reply"Dont get cooked, stay off the hook!"
5 0 ReplyThe building was on fire and it wasn't my fault.
3 0 Replypootis
1 0 ReplyAnd I must not forget, we must not forget, that we are human beings.
1 0 ReplyAnd thats why you always leave a note
1 0 ReplyThank god fish aren't into cash.
6 0 ReplySitting next to me, a man who told me that if he sees the pilot of any plane he boards is a woman, he immediately leaves. Because he believes, and I quote, that “their concentration spans and motor skills are not suited to the job”.
5 0 ReplyHe's going to have a grand ol time explaining to his boss why he's not at the global conference that his company paid $20,000 for him to attend, or explaining to his daughter why he's not there to walk her down the aisle at her wedding.
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We'll bang, ok?
2 0 ReplyWhat a lovely butler he's so violent.
1 0 Reply"I'll bet ye've got all sorts o' barmy questions! [Mimics your heroic stance] Greetin's, I have some questions... can ye tell me about this place? Who's the Lady o' Pain? I'm lookin' fer the magic Girdle of Swank Iron, have ye seen it? Do ye know where a portal ta the 2,817th Plane o' the Abyss might be? Do ye know where the Holy Flamin' Frost-Brand Gronk-Slayin' Vorpal Hammer o' Woundin' an' Returnin' an' Shootin'-Lightnin'-Out-Yer-Bum is?"
2 0 ReplySo what is it?
3 0 ReplyOnly joking!
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Ave, true to Caesar.
1 0 ReplyWe are the hammer
1 0 ReplyWow hi bonjour
1 0 ReplyRare footage of Daigo actually angry Tell em about himself Whose bitch this is? Pringles!
1 0 Reply"Destroy your desk it's usless now.."
3 0 ReplyComplete Global Saturation
3 0 ReplyChicks love cars. If you want to get into her pants, you better have a nice hot Ferrari.
2 0 Reply"You wouldn't throw a rat"
1 0 ReplyGet the cuss out of here with that cussing nonsense.
1 0 ReplyGet up.
3 0 ReplyWithout Narrativium, the cosmos has no story, no purpose, no destination.
2 0 ReplyCyno up! Dock your shinies!
2 0 ReplyJust who the hell do you think I am?!
2 0 ReplyWhen you fucking see it!
1 0 ReplyThere are other receivers.
1 0 ReplyFer-de-Lance; Meta Fer-de-Lance
2 0 ReplyKäse oder Schinken...
2 0 Reply"It's better to do it than live with the fear of it"
Or
"You have to be realistic "
1 0 ReplyIsn’t marriage hard enough without doing all the chores?
2 0 ReplyIt's ticking all the boxes.
1 0 ReplyBest block, no be there.
1 0 Replyfrom nowhere, mankind can't go there
1 0 Replyturbo cancer (not a sentence, but close enough)
1 0 ReplyWhile we were developing common sense, she studied the blade.
1 0 Replydon't think you understood?
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