"what part of the giant sniper mech do you work in?"
"the bodacious hips"
42 0 ReplyIts even funnier that it is still a manned vehicle
26 0 ReplyI think you mean womaned vehicle
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If you can handle me as fire support, you don’t deserve me at my assualt.
20 0 ReplyIt's Metal Gear! And it's sexy!
18 0 ReplyHey baby, does that ERA go all the way up?
16 0 ReplyAnyone else getting Metal Gear Solid 4 vibes?
15 0 ReplyMy mind went to Legend of Korra S4
5 0 ReplyThat was my immediate reaction, looks like those Gekkos
5 0 ReplyLet’s just go full head-canon. Gekkos are infantry support, they can step to IFVs and the like, but in my head a MBT would shred a Gekko.
So you need something bigger for urban warfare that can stand up to an Abram’s.
Geckos are small and nimble, Komodo’s are heavier and much more deadly.
Add in a similar mutation to the spelling and you get the Kommodo
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I immediately heard snake go "metal gear"
5 0 ReplyThat's clearly L3-37.
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This is just tau simping with extra steps.
On an unrelated note, needs mo' dakka and mo' choppa
12 0 ReplyI was thinking an Elder Titan, but your second point stands.
4 0 ReplyNo self respecting eldari would ever pilot such a block headed abomination. Replace the turret with a giant psychic eggplant and you'd be talking.
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Uncultured swine in here, I know a Tau battlesuit when I see it.
11 0 ReplySHOW ME THE BRADLIFUS!
10 0 ReplySo hot.
10 0 ReplyAnd she has trigger discipline... Hnnnggggg
9 0 ReplyDamn, that armor thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.
9 0 ReplyYou are fucking degen... But she look thick as fuck.
7 0 ReplyWould
5 0 ReplyAnybody see where you put the fuel nozzle?
5 0 ReplyDo Abrams next
Please
5 0 Replyit is?
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GDI Titans if GDI were even more based.
5 0 ReplyLooks like a Glitter Boy
2 0 ReplyCombined arms maneuvers takes a whole 'nother meaning with that.
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