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NCD, we need a new community banner
  • Look, I already told you I suck at this (I'll find out)

  • NCD, we need a new community banner

    This one is super old and still references Reddit. A kind soul tried making a custom banner for us a while back, but I didn't get much feedback when I posted about it so I just left things as they are and procrastination took over. I need help. I have zero artistic ability, and suck this sort of thing.

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    KREE! WHERE ARE THE FUCKING ZAT'NIK'TELS?!

    KREE!!!! THESE ARE THE JAFFA FROM CHULAK WHO DIED TODAY. THE BLOOD IS STILL FRESH. KREE APOPHISI, YOU HASSHAK SHOL'VA! THESE ARE SOMEONE'S KAL'MA AND SOMEONE'S SIM'KA. AND THOSE WHO ARE NOT GIVING US ZAT'NIK'TELS WILL BE IN NETU MUNCHING ON THEIR OWN PRIM'TA! WE HAVE 70% SHORTAGE OF MA'TOK STAFF WEAPONS.

    APOPHIS! SHOL'VA!!! WHERE ARE THE FUCKING ZAT'NIK'TELS? WHERE ARE THE MA'TOK???

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    Israeli airstrike on a residential building in the Dahiya neighborhood of Beirut, Lebanon.
  • This strike was announced over Twitter and likely through other means as well. The IDF is also known to use roof-knocking and text message alerts.

  • Don't break the laws of war. Be the reason there needs to BE a law!
  • Disagree. Gas is perfect for underground bunkers. Being heavier than air it will sink down into the bunker and displace oxygen. Sure you can wear a suit, but for how long? And do you have enough suits for everyone?

    On the bright side, think of how clean all our pools are going to be with all this chlorine everywhere.

  • DEPLOY THE GIGA MAGNETS!

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    Meat's back on the menu
  • Dedovshchina (best translated as reign of the old-timers) is a system of dominance and abuse in the Russian and Soviet army as well as the prison system. Younger conscripts are made to do work for older conscripts and contract soldiers; they are subject to abuse if they don't obey. Abuse can range from verbal to physical to sexual violence and is usually carried out by soldiers of middling status as the oldest soldiers are seen as above the task of disciplining the new conscripts. It's also quite common for older soldiers to haze and abuse new conscripts just for the hell of it. A common practice for contract soldiers is to steal conscripts' shoes and demand bribes to stop, among many other things.

  • Meat's back on the menu

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    One of us will not be hungry today, and only one
  • Waves of mobiks and Russia refusing to claim their dead so they don't have to make payouts has kept Bakhmutt well fed

  • Zelenskyy said NATO or nuclear and he ain’t wrong.
  • Khajiit has wares, if you have coin

  • Zelenskyy said NATO or nuclear and he ain’t wrong.
  • Rule 11: Do not spread misinformation. The goal for the alliance is for Ukraine to join NATO. That's been said many times now.

  • Zelenskyy said NATO or nuclear and he ain’t wrong.
  • This is the wrong community for you.

  • Zelenskyy said NATO or nuclear and he ain’t wrong.
  • That's why it shouldn't be a bluff. Fucking nook em

  • Zelenskyy said NATO or nuclear and he ain’t wrong.
  • Man fuck these comments, nuke Russia you pussies. I'll deliver the missiles myself if that's what you need. Strap me to the rocket and fire me at Moscow!

  • The Myth of the Russian Superpower
  • NATO losing to Russia in a direct conflict? Truly non credible, my brain worm friend.

  • "An Army marches on it's gums and kidneys" - Some french guy
  • What about this Guy? I'm pretty sure he said something about food too.

  • The Myth of the Russian Superpower
  • THE CUBE DEMANDS MEAT

  • I’d like to see China copy this ❤️💪🇺🇸🦅
  • I'm not sure why you thought bringing that up was in any way relevant here

  • The Myth of the Russian Superpower
  • It's in the modlog if you're curious

  • The Myth of the Russian Superpower
  • The others were too generous. I perma banned you for posting this brainrot.

  • The Myth of the Russian Superpower

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    I’d like to see China copy this ❤️💪🇺🇸🦅
  • They saved our asses in WW2 and have returned again to reinvent stealth technology

  • Happy 40th to the Bone! 🥳✈️

    The B1-B has been serving up sweep wing swag since 1984! 😎

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    They managed to stay for about a day before fleeing.
  • It's absolutely insane. They're spoon fed all this propaganda how NK is the best country on Earth and everyone else lives like shit. Then they get deployed to live with Russian soldiers and are immediately proven right.

  • Life imitates art

    Context https://sh.itjust.works/post/26769547

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    North Koreans in Ukraine is a big brain Kim move

    North Koreans in Ukraine is a big brain Kim move

    Seriously I think we all just got out jerked by Putin and Kim.

    Part one: Korea sends troops

    Part two: Korean troops surrender

    Part three: Ukraine runs out of resources feeding, clothing and housing thousands of Koreans

    Part four: Ukraine trades them in a prisoner swap

    Part five: they go home to Korea.

    You’d think part five is where Kim executes them for failure, but no! This is where the big brain thinking comes in. For the first time Kim will have battalions of properly fed, well nourished troops to invade South Korea.

    Part six: unified best Korea!

    Pardon the wall of text I’m technologically illiterate and haven’t had time to take computer classes because I’m too busy railing lines in an L3 parking lot asking if their satellite knows when GME will go to the moon.

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    The Netherlands send their regards

    !

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    It Just Works

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    Destruction of the One Ring is a red line for Mordor

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    Mom said it's my turn to post the meme

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    What do we even call this thing?

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    Help! My gf is an Anduril ALTIUS 600M Loitering Munition 🤯🥵

    Submitted by reddit.com/u/KommandoStore (kommandostore.com) with the following message:

    > Over the last few years, we've enjoyed working with our friend & talented artist Atamonica turning the defense industry's finest ordnance and aircraft into attractive anime girls. Recently Atamonica enlisted in the South Korean Air Force, and let us know he'd be taking an extended hiatus.

    > It was a good run, and I'd like to think we all made some amazing memories together, but if I'm going to be honest there was a pretty big hole in our hearts. So literally the week before Atamonica was shipped off, we commissioned some last minute extra assets for something truly special. Our magnum opus. A grand finale. The Anduril visual novel.

    > Around the same time we received an unexpected email. Something which upped the stakes even more. An official licensing agreement from Anduril Industries Inc.

    > I'm very pleased to say that this is the first Visual Novel to incorporate a OFFICIALLY licensed anime girls from a major defense contractor. Godbless Palmer, Godbless NCD, Godbless America.

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    Wake up lads new bingo dropped

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    BREAKING: Hezbollah announces the appointment of Jev Khen Al-Prigo as its new leader.

    https://x.com/sadepiippu/status/1840139559775895768

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    Oh no! Anyway...

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    😩😩😩

    https://www.rferl.org/a/russia-ammunition-storage-satellite-photos-explosions/33132407.html

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    What do you think he's up to right now?

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    Zelenskyy inspects Dunder Mifflin's new artillery division

    (sound on for awesomeness)

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