Lives no more than twenty years
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How old are you? It may still be doable.
I've lived two cat lives over and am on my way through a third
The candle that burns four times as bright burns a quarter as long
... How dare you nerd snipe me
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Now, if brightness is amplitude of light ... But is it? Is it like sound that we perceive logarithmically? And if it's burning wax at 4x the rate, will it be yet brighter because more of the gases ignite? Why is it burning faster? Has it four wicks? Thicker wick? Different geometry? Or does it imply a better oxygen source? If oxygen, again, maybe the same rate of wax burns brighter. Or maybe not: maybe it's as simple as, the same proportion of wax burns, releasing the same amount of light energy, in the same spectral distribution, as long as you stay within practical parameters (e.g. not hot enough to get secondary combustion - if that even happens for candle smoke). Okay so I think the candle burning 4x the rate will make 4x the light, in which case it's just a question of perception, but we can argue that brightness really is amplitude - or is it the square root because... bother my brain's gone blank but it's like an amplitude Vs magnitude thing but those are the same so it must be something else... But if we call amplitude brightness then I think yes, the same-mass candle burning at 4x brightness will burn out in a quarter of the time. Phew, I think I can correctly upvote your comment.
Fuck you, shitass cats. Stop killing all the birds!
Keep your cats indoors, please.
The stray dogs outside keep my cat in.
Too much work.
Alternative plan, introduce new predatory birds.
lol +6/-6
For such a brilliant and flawless plan?!
This is misleading: Habitat destruction and lawns are a much greater threat to birds. If you do not like cats and want them gone that's fine. Don't use false/misleading information to further your point.
Our findings suggest that free-ranging cats cause substantially greater wildlife mortality than previously thought and are likely the single greatest source of anthropogenic mortality for US birds and mammals.
... Are you logically sound? None of what I said is mutually exclusive of lawns and habitat destruction.
Ah, that is a tragic post history. And not surprising to the tone of your post here. another asshat troll to block. Thank you for making yourself known.
Not to forget how flexible you are and where you can go with your tongue.
Yeah, but your tongue is covered in sandpaper.
Hey, no kink shame :)
Technically tiny flesh hooks.
So yeah, even better.
Kill billions of birds and only the Aussies dare retaliate.
Cats team up with emus.
Humans leave Australia.
What if cats just protect us from the gov*rnment?
c/birdsarentrealWhat if the cats are working with the government to get rid of malfunctioning drones
I have never seen a cat in uniform.
And I don't say that just in hope of cute pictures
I’ve got 3/4 down.
Awww, you lack attention.
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Wait, which 3...this could be bad.
forgot to add, "wake up humans at 2am and go back to sleep immediately afterwards"
I started yelling at my cats randomly when they're sleeping just for a little payback.
Most of these describe my gamer sister growing up. Cute, sleepy, etc.
I'll admit, hiding the bodies growing up was tough work!
That escalated quickly.
It jumped up a notch
We got a LeyLey here
Well two out of four aint bad.. 😅😉
Sleeping all day and killing for fun 😎
Doesnt say the attention has to be positive either. 😅😂
these two are contradictory tho
I dispute "always cute." I knew a guy who had a cat that looked disturbingly similar to Mao Zedong. Like if Mao Zedong was a cat, he would look like that cat. I don't know how else to put it. But it sort of took away the cute factor and replaced it with a major creepiness one.
Was he called Meow Zedong?
Sadly, he was not.
Cats are easily the best looking being on the planet.
You forgot about me
No they didn't.
Na'avi
9 lives, going to the heaviside layer, pretty sweet.
Death around every corner... they live a very exciting life
The only one that doesn't apply to me is the first panel. 🤷🏻♂️
Kolanki here claiming to be always cute.
Kolanki may in fact be a sentient squirrel with a crossbow.
Edit: a narcoleptic sentient squirrel with a crossbow.
Maybe your cat, not all cats have a happy life. There are children of oligarchs who live a similar life to your cat.
This is a cat community, ma’am.
