134 0 ReplyUmm ackshually
11 0 ReplyJames slimington
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Let her go. Anyone that doesn't appreciate innovation like this will just slow you down on your path to greatness.
133 0 ReplySee also, using a slim Jim for your fingerprint unlock
5 0 ReplyAh haaah, now it's just a key...
But then you take a bite in a moment of weakness, and you're locked out. :(
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4:20
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Nice
89 0 ReplyYou're an immature child.
57 0 ReplyYou must be fun at parties
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totally unrelated time in the screenshot, I'm sure
62 0 Replyor unread messages?
31 0 ReplyWhy am I not seeing a picture? On my end this is just a text post where a guy said oooh yeah and nothing else đ
1 0 ReplyOooohhhh yeaaaah!
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Jessie?
James?
I suddenly have an image of the people in this conversation...
36 1 ReplyJessie: I've been thinking of dating other men
James: Me too!
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"Prepare 4-20!"
"And make 69 funny!"
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I sent this to my wife for a chuckle and she was like " who is Jessica" I replied its a meme you fool I don't even have an iPhone.
31 0 ReplyYikes. I don't know whether to laugh or cringe at this đŹ
17 0 ReplyI laughed, then cringed
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Back when we were kids he went by Skinny Jimmy.
11 0 ReplySlender James eh? Based
10 1 ReplyWho's taking the photo? Do people really have extra phones around just for moments like this?
10 1 ReplyThey are making cameras now for kids without phones attached. Might be one of those.
12 1 Replythey also make cameras for adults without phones on them
16 0 ReplyI've never seen a kid without a phone attached
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I carry 2 phones all the time. I work in government. If I use my phone for work, it becomes subject to Open Records requests, so the city gives me a stipend to pay for a second phone to do all my city business.
I worked at a different city that didn't do that for most employees, and everyone just used their personal phones anyway. We got an Open Records request that resulted in me having to search everyone's text message history. I felt dirty.
8 0 ReplySo in that scenario, taking a picture like the OP would result in some raised eyebrows no matter which phone snapped the picture of which phone, it sounds like! XD
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Hanging out with a friend or family and borrowing their phone, I would imagine
4 0 Replynot this thread again
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Oh yeah. Back home we used to call those a Spindly Jimothy.
8 0 ReplyI typed this with a nail
7 0 ReplyYeah baby Jerry rig that shit
2 0 ReplyYou can type with literally anything with a resistive touchscreen taps head
2 1 ReplyIt's capacitive :)
4 0 Replyresistive touchscreen
Whenever I type I always yell "STOP RESISTING"
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3 0 Replywow. poor guy
2 0 ReplyHe dodged a bullet.
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Well, more Slim Jims for the rest of us, then.
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