A great adventure is waiting for you ahead. Hurry onward beetle, or you will soon be dead. The journey before you may be long and filled with woe. But you must escape the frog's ass, or your tale can't be told.
"Andy Dufraine crawled through a mile of shit, to freedom"
🎶 Freedom from the ass of doom is the treasure you will win 🎶
I can get him past the esophagus, but he hast to answer my riddle first.
Explains a lot of what‽ OP what questions are you asking‽
Plants: develop hard pericarps for their seeds to survive animals' digestive tracts
This beetle: G O T T A G O F A S T
Ah shit, here we go again
Got inspired and made it into an image
*Ah, here we go shit again
"Go on, eat me. See what happens."
"I'll digest you!"
"Frank, this is the third time this week. Just admit you're into it."
Fine, if no one else is going to ask, I will.
What happens if I eat one?
I knew this was what it was going to be
The thread linked seemed to agree that human digestive systems would screw up the bug
Nb. I was only in that thread for jokes
If we tie little brushes to the beetles, maybe we can start a new trendy spa cleanse
The Shawshank Beetle
If someone put little scrubbers on its feet and ate it, would the bug clean the person's colon?
If the person was a frog? Yes
"If you're going through Hell, keep on going."
Reverse Lemmiwinks
There's beetles with a Vore fetish!?
Pfft, ever heard of epomis beetle?
That poor frogged didn't do nobody no harm. How they gonna do my homie like that 😢
The ideal bug for any frog trying to go on diet
Is there an equivalent scaled version that works in people? Asking for a friend.
How does it not suffocate?
The time taken to traverse is less than the time taken to suffocate. That'd be my guess.
Speed run as survival instinct.
