To this day I don't know how to read Tweets in the right order. I always feel like I'm reading a Carnac joke.
78 0 ReplyI know how to read them, but I still always read the top tweet first, then the original tweet, then the top tweet again....
I know, I'm dumb
29 0 ReplyYouTube to MP3.
YOUTUBE TO MP3!
Opens envelope and blows into it, pulling out a card
What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?
26 0 ReplyThink Jeopardy.
6 0 ReplyRetweets are like parentheses in math
^sorry if this shows up as a double comment, i'm not sure why it wasn't posting my comment^
4 0 Replydeep cut
3 0 ReplyCarnac
I never watched Carson but then I found out about art fern a couple years ago. Looks like I've got another set of sketches to look up now
2 0 ReplyRetweets are like parentheses in math
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Steal an unloved kitten and give her a good home
69 1 ReplyI knew there were some unsavory-types here on Lemmy, but I didn't know there were f'n monsters here. How do you sleep at night, you ghoul?
29 0 ReplyProbably surrounded by kitties
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Any outdoor cats without tags that you can convince to live with you is legally yours.
Don't let your cats outdoors, people. Free cats.
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Posts direct content from news articles on Lemmy to save clicks and deny clickbait traffic.
39 0 ReplyThat’s not illegal, it’s merely unethical.
4 3 ReplyIt's copyright infringement
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Changing your own lightbulb was illegal in Victoria Australia until 1998.
Australia is pretty strict about electrical stuff, and only qualified electricians can perform electrical work, including work on any electrical fixtures. Light bulbs were counted as a fixture, until the law was amended in 1998 to specifically exclude light bulbs.
Australia is still a lot stricter than the USA in terms of electrical work you can do to your own house. It's still illegal to replace a light switch or outlet if you're not a qualified electrician.
26 0 ReplyDo they have people inspecting it to make sure you haven't?
8 0 ReplySeriously. It sounds like a law that would be rather difficult if not impossible to enforce.
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In Chicagoland there are places where you can't even plug something into an outlet because of Unions. I'm all for Unions, but some (especially the police) of them are basically shadow governments with their own special rules.
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Don't use YouTube to MP3, use one of the Deemix variants that downloads music straight from Deezer's servers.
25 0 ReplyI think its still piracy but i pay for deezer just so i can use deemix to get their FLACs lol.
5 0 ReplyI'm still using OG deemix, are there newer alternatives?
1 0 ReplyWhat's the latest alternative for Android, everything I tried seems dead
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When you cross the street put your first step just over the crosswalk paint. Watch out for cops though, they'll shoot!
18 0 ReplySir this is America. They would be shooting anyway.
27 0 ReplyOnly if you're brown or darker...
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Remove the tag from a couch that isn't yours.
14 1 ReplyThat tag could be useful!
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Not a crime and also completely legal
11 1 ReplyIt is violation of copyright?
4 1 ReplyCivil matter, not criminal
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Download pirated games and movies. 🏴☠️
6 0 ReplyBuy legal weed. Still federally illegal.
6 0 ReplyLoitering.
6 0 ReplyI'm fine with bank heists but please don't loiter :(
edit: English not my first language yada yada, I confused "loitering" for "littering"... I'm fine with loitering after all
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Drive past a red light at an empty intersection at 1am
5 1 ReplyPractice shoplifting a little every time. Especially if you also have friends who want to get into crime.
5 1 ReplyYes, start small, lift the plastic door off the hinges; then slowly go for the bigger stuff; hit the gym as swell to make it a little easier on yourself. Eventually you'll be able to lift that whole ass target.
14 0 ReplyLocal target store stolen in its entirety, investigators baffled
9 0 ReplyCarry a screwdriver with replaceable bits and slowly dismantle everything, one screw at a time.
4 0 ReplyI got a Target on my back and it's heavy as fuck
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Shoplifting began in ancient Phoenicia where thieves would literally lift the corner of a shop in order to snatch the sweet, sweet olives within.
4 0 ReplyHere is an alternative Piped link(s):
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
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Wear sunglasses at night
3 0 ReplyThat used to be called limewire
3 0 Replycrossing the street beside, but not on, a sidewalk
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