I just… I can’t believe… it’s not butter.
214 0 Reply92 2 Reply90 1 Reply26 0 ReplyOrderly horrible that you milked that old joke
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More like, 'Betrayal of the highest udder.' ...I'll see myself out... of the barn.
124 2 ReplyNo, you milk that joke for all it’s worth.
56 0 ReplyWhat a creamy smooth joke
11 0 ReplyNot all jokes are what they cream to be. That said, this one really whipped the competition.
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Next you’re gonna tell me metal statues aren’t solid, and don’t weigh tens of thousands of pounds.
59 0 ReplyWhat else have we been lied to about??
30 0 ReplyStrippers don't rotate around the pole. The pole itself is rotating.
54 0 ReplyThe cake
22 0 ReplySanta Clause can't be fat one moment and ultra skinny the other, to fit down a chimney.
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They're not???
16 0 ReplySome probably are.
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Did they think the butter took on magical powers when it was formed into the shape of a cow in order for those thin butter legs to hold up the weight of an entire butter cow?
52 3 ReplyI mean, isn't tha what makes it so impressive?
45 0 ReplyI just assumed it was frozen
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Real Americans deep fry butter cows.
15 0 ReplyDon't forget to inject the cheese before you flash fry it.
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wait till they find out about chocolate bunnies
12 0 ReplyAnything endorsed by Ted Cruz is a little shifty at best.
9 0 ReplyAre they still losing it after a year?
7 0 ReplyIowa dairy, amirite?!
5 0 ReplyWisconsin I believe (or don't believe as the case may be).
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Give it to ‘em straight - like a Pear cider made from 100% pears.
4 0 ReplyWhat is a butter cow?
3 0 ReplySee image above
7 0 ReplyI am assuming a giant sculpture of a cow that is made out of butter. Probably for a county fair.
4 0 ReplyIowa State Fair, yes.
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Cow, except butter
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