In highschool I worked at a pharmacy. 30-something man looks lost so I ask him if I can help him find something. He says diapers and I assume he's a father so I stupidly say "the adult ones are right down there but you don't need those ha ha, the baby diapers are down aisle 1"
You can guess the rest of the story...
There is a funny columnist named Dave Barry who has a list of the things I took him 50 years to learn.
One is that, unless you see the baby crowning, never mention that a woman may be pregnant.
I think this falls into a similar category.
I 100% agree so it makes this story even better.
A friend and his wife were at a social event and his wife was very early in pregnancy, they had only told their parents at this point. A 70-something year old man in a suit walks up to them out of the blue and says congratulations. They are taken aback because they didn't even consider him referring to the pregnancy. He goes on to say he is a retired obstetrician and because of years of experience can just tell.
Ballsy move by the doc but he sure did know his stuff.
I love me some Dave Barry. Don't follow the Herald but his books were great.
unless you see the baby crowning, never mention that a woman may be pregnant.
Yeah I've heard that one before, but there's a difference between overweight and pregnant, it's very obvious. You'd have to be a real idiot to mistake fat with pregnant.
Overweight people do not put all their weight on their stomach, it gets distributed around the limbs and the neck and the upper torso as well.
Could have simply been looking after an elderly parent.
Actually I can't figure it out. Would you please finish your story?
Once I had food poisoning so bad that my spouse got adult diapers for me, so I could try to sleep. In sickness and in health!
We debated diapers for after my partner's colonoscopy, because we weren't sure what to expect. We decided against them, but he did sit on a puppy pee pad the rest of the day.
The way out is easy: "oh god, sorry to hear it, I'd rather have the person too". I don't think I'm a social genius.
I also choose this lady's dead husband.
Yea for real. They know you didn't know that. Just be empathetic.
well it depends on the person... just saying...
And then a very charismatic person behind her asks "How much do you want the person", while twirling their mustache.
Sometimes you trip into other people's bad days. OP didn't say anything wrong.
Me, had I been the teller...
Do it a different way or there won't be a cheque dude
Better than saying, "I'd kill for one of these."
"I'll kill again for one of these"
"For what it's worth, they probably weren't all that great."
Problem fixed.
A while back I broke up after a long term committed relationship, and part of the process involved splitting our finances. I went to the bank to close our account, and it being around November, the teller innocently asked, "Do you have any plans for the holidays?"
I deadpan replied, "Well, I'm closing out a joint checking account, so what do you think?"
The teller: O___O "I am so sorry!"
Fortunately I was able to laugh about it and tell them it was okay.
Joke's on them, though, because I wound up getting blackout drunk on Johnny Walker Black with a real beard mall Santa that Christmas and saying things about my ex that I should not have said.
Black Label is the best thing to blackout from.
I want to know more about your time with Santa. That night sounds epic tbh
Summed up very briefly:
This is why when you work in customer-facing positions in any capacity, you NEVER comment on their purchases, their choices, their business, what they are buying, if you've seen them before, etc. Just mouth-shut, smile and get them through.
"Well, I'll take the money if it's not important to you..."
I also choose your dead person.
Classic
"I'm a person. Wanna trade?"
