Less than 10 is technically true.
62 0 ReplyI should mail the CIA every once in a while, let them know I have fewer than ten ICBMs. Keep them on their toes.
16 0 ReplyThey already know your location.
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My neighbor Jeff is working on procuring his tenth, so I guess maybe you know a different Jeff?
8 0 Reply"Fewer than ten" is even more technically correct.
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Everybody's out here asking who is Jeff, what is Jeff, but nobody's asking how is Jeff.
50 0 ReplyActually I really want to know. He has up to 9 nuclear weapons, and if he's having a bad day I really really really want to know.
38 0 ReplyI'll do you one better, why is Jeff?
9 0 ReplyOr when is Jeff.
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I could see Bezos with a few nukes just in case.
24 0 ReplyComes with "prime sameday delivery" of certain nuclear annihilation
7 0 ReplyIn case we try to take away his tax dodges.
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I too own <10 nuclear weapons
20 0 ReplyJeff stands for ‘Joint Evaluated Fission and Fusion File’
https://joshdance.medium.com/who-is-jeff-and-why-does-he-have-nuclear-weapons-f823de764c5e
19 0 ReplyToo credible
Typical Joe move trying to downplay Jeff's offensive capabilities.
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18 0 ReplyI'm not Jeff, but I can confidently say I have less than 10 nuclear weapons. Zero is less than 10.
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Jeff is the founder of Jeff nuclear technology and they build nukes, he keeps them as novelty and emotional support.
12 0 ReplyJeff just has a really good claim that he has lost a nuke. Share a beer with Jeff and he'll tell you the story. Even managed to convince CNN to put him down for -1<10.
10 0 Reply9 0 ReplyWhat is San Fransisco? dam...
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I think they're on to us Jeff
6 0 ReplyHe's only got one ❤️
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I had a boss named Jeff once. He was strongly requested to resign by a committee of sociopathic nutcakes. This could very well be that Jeff.
6 0 ReplyJeff might be friends with David Hahn.
5 0 ReplyThat article gets really depressing really fast.
6 0 ReplyThis related article (though Fusion, not Fission) is much less depressing: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taylor_Wilson
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Damn that dude's life took a turn
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Does it count if my nukes are just in MGS5?
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