How is this politics? Apolitical world news.
They will be mist.
Has never worked for me since Elmo took over and tried to monetize like crazy.
Why are we pouring gasoline on this dumpster fire?
Maybe don’t host news on sites owned by Nazis?
You cannot view on mobile without installing their shit.
Couchfucker makes up lies about immigrants exposing them to violence and this is what you think needs fact-checking?
Didn’t they build a hospital next to the IDF HQ to use patients as human shields?
Technically correct, the best kind of correct!
You’re the one saying we need to vandalize art to save the environment.
The people who vandalize Ferraris and private jets also get into the news and don’t damage irreplaceable cultural artifacts.
Fuck your false dichotomy.
We had to destroy culture to save it!
How about no.
Fuck those shitheads for vandalizing art.
If you really need attention there are plenty of expensive things without cultural value to future generations.
“Death to Israel” and the like.
Nice to meet you, Mark. What’s the longest you’ve stayed at any one job, Mike? So tell me, Matt, do you have any friends from previous jobs, or just forget their names?
I guess Donald Trump was doing ‘journalism’ in the ladies changing room of Bergdorf Goodman.
Genocidal madman threatens to kill genocidal madman.
Scalded khorasan sourdough
Recently switched to using the “Caddy Clasp” shaping technique. Khorasan flour has weaker gluten and my theory is I’ll get more oven spring with gentler shaping.
Buckwheat sourdough bread
Today’s experiment is a sourdough bread with 20% scalded buckwheat flour. Very soft, sweet earthy flavor.
Some unplanned downtime?
I forgot we have a Matrix chat server until after Sopuli came back. Thanks to Rynach for rebooting I'll keep my fingers crossed.
Sourdough batard with khorasan
75% bread flour, 25% khorasan flour, 80% hydration, baked in dutch oven with steam.
420 Festival at Golden Gate Park is Cancelled
420 is cancelled this year in Golden Gate Park. Officials blame a tough economic environment for the cannabis industry and city budget cuts. Instead of the usual festival, there will be a volleyball and kickball tournament.
While the sponsored event is canceled, you can’t keep thousands of stoners away from Hippy Hill.
Sourdough bâtard with khorasan
- 100g whole khorasan flour
- 200g boiling water
- 100g whole khorasan flour
- 500g bread flour
- 340g warm water
- 200g starter
- 16g salt
> Pour 200g boiling water on 100g khorasan flour, mix until fully hydrated, rest 15m > > Add another 100g khorasan, 500g bread flour, 340g warm water > > Mix with dough hook 3 minutes @ speed 2 > > Cover and rest for 1/2 to 3 hours to autolyse > > Mix with dough hook speed 2 for 8 minutes, develop gluten to windowpane > > Add 200g starter and 16g salt > > Mix with dough hook for 8 minutes @ speed 3 > > Final dough temperature should be 74F > > Cover and bulk ferment at room temp for 12 hours > > Divide and preshape dough, rest 15-30 minutes > > Shape dough, proof on counter 1-2 hours > > (Optional) Retard dough in fridge 6-48 hours > > Bake with steam @ 450F 38-50 minutes depending on loaf size
Sourdough batard with scalded khorasan
- 100g whole khorasan flour
- 200g boiling water
- 100g whole khorasan flour
- 500g bread flour
- 340g warm water
- 200g starter
- 16g salt
> Pour 200g boiling water on 100g khorasan flour, mix until fully hydrated, rest 15m > > Add another 100g khorasan, 500g bread flour, 340g warm water > > Mix with dough hook 3 minutes @ speed 2 > > Cover and rest for 1/2 to 3 hours to autolyse > > Mix with dough hook speed 2 for 8 minutes, develop gluten to windowpane > > Add 200g starter and 16g salt > > Mix with dough hook for 8 minutes @ speed 3 > > Final dough temperature should be 74F > > Cover and bulk ferment at room temp for 12 hours > > Divide and preshape dough, rest 15-30 minutes > > Shape dough, proof on counter 1-2 hours > > (Optional) Retard dough in fridge 6-48 hours > > Bake with steam @ 450F 38-50 minutes depending on loaf size
Calvin Coolidge was America's Coolest President
I mean it’s right there in his name. Also I did a book report on him in middle school. Actually he was an ineffective president who steered America right into the great depression, but he had a good one-liner.
Sourdough bâtard with khorasan
75% bread flour, 25% whole khorasan, 10% scalded flour, 77.5% hydration. Cold retarded then baked in a dutch oven with ice.
Sourdough bâtard with khorasan
75% bread flour
15% whole khorasan
10% scalded whole khorasan
77.5% hydration
Baked with ice in a dutch oven.
Sourdough bâtard
Same dough as my baguette
- 75% Electra Light bread flour
- 15% whole wheat khorasan
- 10% scalded whole wheat khorasan
- 77.5% water
- 2% salt
- 25% starter
Bake with steam at 450F for 48 minutes
Sourdough baguette
- 75% Electra Light bread flour
- 15% whole wheat khorasan
- 10% scalded whole wheat khorasan
- 77.5% water
- 2% salt
- 25% starter
Bake with steam at 450F for 45 minutes.