What did they do to deserve that?
100 0 ReplyThey know what they did. The bathroom will never be the same again.
28 3 ReplyAlright, who shit out 50 potatoes all over the Walmart bathroom? And how did you swallow them WHOLE? I have to check all your buttholes for potato reside, nobody leaves without an examination. gloves snap
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Well, I don't know when this video will ever be more relevant.
48 0 ReplyWhy does this even exist?!
Very spot on.
22 0 ReplyThat links to a reupload, here is the original:
16 0 ReplyLmfao
10 0 ReplyPerfection. Utter perfection.
7 0 ReplyI was just thinking about this meme last week, wondering how to contextualize it. No need to wonder so much now. Thank you.
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A meme once told me that Ohio has the most NASA astronauts of any state. I wonder what they're trying so hard to get away from.
35 2 Replyon April 15, 1970, during a slingshot maneuver around the moon to get the crippled Apollo 13 spacecraft back to Earth, Jim Lovell did what every person from Ohio dreams of: getting as far away as humanly possible.
23 0 ReplyThe most wright brothers too.
7 0 ReplySorry i farted...
6 1 ReplyOne time I farted on the set of Blue Lagoon.
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A fate worse that death.
29 0 ReplyIt's an easy fix, too.
21 0 ReplyMan, I envy those with an aesthetic eye that can translate powerful messages like this with simple changes. Well done.
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16 0 ReplyWhat's in Ohio?
13 0 ReplyOhio is basically Florida without beaches or Disneyworld.
30 4 ReplyWhen the rivers catch fire do you really want a beach?
8 0 Replymountains and corn.
Lots of corn.
loooooooooooots of corn......
8 1 ReplyFuck Disney. We got Cedar Point... America's Roller Coast!
4 0 ReplyAfter living in both ohio > Florida (except the winter, snow sucks)
3 0 ReplyYes, but we like to build little make-pretend NYCs and there aren't nearly as many gators
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For starters: Air Force Museum, Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, several professional sports teams, gorgeous parks, the best amusement park in the US, and nearly 12 million people.
15 4 ReplyCincinnati Bengals and Cleveland browns, are we really calling them professionals?
14 4 Replyand nearly 12 million people.
who wish they were somewhere else.
11 2 Replythe best amusement park in the US
Fuck yes. America's Roller Coast may be the best manmade thing in the country.
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Columbus, Cincinnati, Cleveland, Toledo, Dayton, Youngstown, Lima, Hocking Hills, the edge of Appalachia and lots of corn.
9 0 ReplyThere's also some Amish folk, Swensons, Melt and the, home of Devo, Halle Berry and Dr. Beverly Crusher.
7 0 ReplyI think it's more soybeans now
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Corn and hicks
10 3 ReplySomething driving people to strive to leave the planet entirely. Based on NASA astronaut states of origin.
8 2 ReplyLots of chill people, a few assholes, decent weather, and the Big Basket.
4 0 ReplyExactly
2 1 Reply"Fr fr that skibidi ohio rizz gyat" or so the kids tell me
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At least it's not Florida?
10 0 ReplyIn michigan that would be a threat
9 0 ReplyIn the rest of America, it's a threat
3 1 ReplyIsn't Mississippi officially the shittiest state to live in?
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But I thought ohio is for lovers?
6 0 ReplyWell, you thought wrong. That’s Virginia. Ohio is the heart of darkness.
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Not the passive aggressive politeness syndrome!
6 0 ReplyMr Rizzlectric send the trans people to the skibidis office and have them ohio'd.
5 0 ReplyDamn, what a hateful shirt.
4 0 Reply"...Is fascist execution still on the table?"
4 1 ReplyPats someone's face"We're going to have a little chat about my friends in the trans community. See my friends belong in Ohio. When they show up, you're going to make them feel welcomed. Got it? Good. I hate to see you turn down such a wonderful opportunity to grant them a warm welcome. Remember trans people belong in Ohio."
3 0 ReplyNo u
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