Is it possible he wears a bullet proof vest?
What happened to his ozempic bod?
Someone with a medical background please tell me what on earth is happening inside that volume
All I can think of is that alien exo-suit from MIB with an alien operating him inside
Girdle. They can be great for making you look a bit less fat, and can do quite a bit if you wear something loose over them, but the man looks like an overstuffed sausage. He's not going to like it, but what he's trying to do there is calling for a corset, which at least would be able to be portrayed as an aesthetic choice, though definitely a fem one even if he goes for the most masculine options out there
Too much HGH
Likely he took implants but never really worked for them. Just a conjecture.
He is also high as fuck at this event, dragging of his kids around.
He looks like a Rob Liefeld drawing...
It's uncanny. The pose is spot on. I assumed someone had shopped this to look like that on purpose.
The butt implants were a mistake.
I don't know if it was a mistake, but it appears they put them on the wrong side of his body.
What the fuck even is that body. What a gross asshole.
He's wearing some type of corset, and his grossness is eternal
That's what you get with steroids ans no sport.
Behold the master race
He looks like someone drew him without an understanding of human anatomy...
That's a girdle if I've ever seen one.
I'd agree with you if there weren't unfortunately pictures of him without a shirt on out there in which he looks exactly the same...just a lot more difficult to look at.
It's for boys. Teddy wears one too. It's called a boydle.
I was gonna call it a corset.
Nah corsets bulge vertically and someone of his wealth would probably have the money for one that would break before bulging like that
He looks like a broiler chicken.
Someone's gotta explain to me how Elon manages to look completely different in almost every pic I see of him on the Internet.
Maybe he is wearing a body suit? Or he is the shape shifting lizard person Q tried to warn everyone about? /s
But this tracks with the hideous beach picture, are they both AI? Tub of shit man can be shaped like a tub of shit for all I care, but his adds weight to one side or the other regardless.
Just shedding his old skin.
It's possible he has bas posture or just thinks over extending his torso and thrusting his rib cage out makes him look good because that's what it looks like to me
He's still a fat fucking idiot though
Possible that he has body doubles. Really though cameras are just fucking weird
Yeah he’s rarely filmed from the side with normal lighting when he’s presenting on stage. He’s also wearing coats in press conferences to hide his body, just like his pet president does.
Doesnt look like a bulletproof vest either. Surprised he goes out without one.
He looks like he takes HGH and doesn't work out
Bingo. I'm surprised more people aren't calling this out. Musk is taking a unhealthy amounts of "youth drugs" and not actually working out. Dude is so obsessed with his image. Just like Trump who's ties and suits don't fit because he forces his tailor to fit to his ego and not his reality.
Do they not have hat sizes that can fit his gigantic fucking ego? He looks like the fat conductor from Thomas the tank engine
a lot of things about this picture look fake
Real chance of camouflaged bullet proof vest
I think you’re right — body armor of some kind. He’s scared.
Bullet resistant* vest
Body armor typically covers from around the belly button to around the manubrium of the sternum. The reason I don't think the body armor thing is true true is because of the indents just under the breast/nipple area. Unless the vest is reeeally shaped like that, those curves would not show up. I think back to when I was wearing body armor and remember a pretty obvious line on the front portion where there was an obtuse angle formed as the shirt met the stiff portion and cascaded downwards, but no odd curves where the shirt was pulled tight after that, just wrinkles and folds where the fabric was loose.
Now, that being said, if this is super light body armor (and he's probably enough of an idiot to wear a level I vest and think it's enough), those might show up. The oddities on the back of the shirt do make it appear that something is going on underneath. The thick black line where the shirt is folding inwards could be because of the bottom of a vest, as it lies just around the level of the navel, as you'd expect with body armor. Just in front of the left elbow is another dark patch, which could be due to the fabric being pushed outwards around the location where the straps attach.
I think more like s bullet proof corset
That's not at all camouflaged.
Not going to do anything if the gunman aims for the head
With a completely exposed face?
He's the most frumpy looking dude on earth
Is he on hrt?
Probably actually. He seems the type to take unnecessary extra testosterone
Bro built like a deep breath.
Lol this is awesome
The fuck is everyone taking a picture of? Do they need to approve to their friends they were within 20 feet of oh glorious leader Musk?
I don't understand how anyone can be that close to Musk and not take a run at him with the nearest blunt instrument.
A saxophone at least.
The President is behind him too. I don't like either of them, but I can see why people would want to take a picture.
sorry, I see you've made a typo there. The president is the man in black in the front of the photo, the one behind him is just a dog
When you do roids but to lazy to workout.
My thought, exactly
Forget a brick shithouse, he's built like a brick of shit.
A shit brickhouse is the opposite term where I'm from.
That works too!
He’s built like a flabby Rob Liefeld drawing.
Ohgawd he saw Liefeld's Captain America and said "I want that."
I think he's an oddly shaped moron, but I do find it really funny how the people who are supposedly all about body positivity and not putting others down are all gung ho about tearing apart the physical attributes of people they despise.
Hypocritical much?
Using intolerance against the intolerant isn't intolerant though.
If a Nazi is busy being a Nazi it's morally acceptable to say they look like an especially malformed mold reject of a Quasimodo figurine.
There are also people that aren't so much in the body positivity movement that make fun of Elon musk, but I guess you must have done your research
While I'm not in the camp that would make fun of him for his appearance (his existence is already a big enough joke), I think the logic comes from separating shaming people for their body versus attacking someone that you dislike and picking their body as the target. The key difference being in the reason for the body-centered insult; one is tied to hate for different looking people, whereas the other is tied to hating the person and finding something to attack about them.
That girdle working overtime
It’s made out of the same material as the Cybertruck.
Really hope he has a severe aneurysm soon
Looks like an elderly woman who's boobs have migrated South to the belly
MAKE CHESTS BARRELED AGAIN
😂😂😂😂😂
"My Doge. My White House. My Dune."
Dim MAGA with a low poly Lara Croft bust.
It does however, make the target easier to hit
That man’s body is built like a stretch Armstrong mixed with a Duracell D battery.
It'd be so easy to kill 2 birds with 1 stone right there. Well, maybe not easy.
Just need a good penetration value.
Did he shop at the kid's isle?
*aisle, fyi.
Nah, he's definitely been to Epstein's Island
This is a clearly user of protection vest…
To be clear, this theory doesn’t invalidate what you said.
No, he really is shaped like that
That may be, but it does kinda seem like there's some hard, straight lines under his shirt. Maybe he swallowed a protection vest?
Dude stole Conner O'Malley's under wardrobe.
Oh that's good! He's gonna not last long.
He's too curvy to be a super fx chip render.
Sorta getting Dale Gribble vibes.
Fucking nazis and commies at the top of our government. What the actual fuck.
What commies? This makes no sense?!
I think it was a Freudian slip
Don't loop us into that nonsense. It's 1000000% fascists at the top. The closest you're getting to a communist in the federal government is Bernie
Could you please name one of these “commies”?
