The Princess Bride.
Inconceivable!
Inconceivaballs
Jackson’s Lord of the Rings. All three are the absolute pinnacle of every craft represented in them. (i.e.: camera work, costumes, casting, CG, practical effects, soundtrack, and all the rest.)
That was not the first film adapatation
I thought it was a huge disappointment, most of all due to the CG.
- Everything looks hueless, often with only a few colors, with weird light angles and enemies often shown as a blur. As if it was made to put everyone on the same level as those who are colorblind and visiually impaired.
- Soundtrack was a dissonance of what went on on screen.
- The towns and villages were beautifully animated and showed wide shots of them, so one could be sure that they were missing any signs of food production or water sources.
- The world did not just look dry in color, but also literally dry. Especially the shire which gives it a plastic feel to it.
All of those put together made me feel it was taking place on a pre-dinosaur earth or not yet fully terraformed planet Mars, rather than a place of fantasy and wonder.
And Saruman's death was absent in the theatrical cut. One of the most important parts of the story was simply cut out.
In this thread: people living in fantasy lands.
Tetris
It’s the closest thing to a “perfect” game I can think of. Every new iteration is just fancy bells and whistles on the same perfect core.
I remember watching a documentary about it, and I think even tetris was based on one of those physical puzzle games with the same pieces, that you had to fit correctly into a square.
The first twilight zone. All the followups just lacked the stark yet innocent tone of a someone reasoning with an unjust reality.
I've been making my way through the original recently, one-by-one and though some of them are hit and miss, even the misses are doing something amazing cinematically.
Alien. Maybe my only 10 out of 10 movie, and not my favorite!
We've all seen it so many times it loses it's luster. Wife had never seen it so I sat with her in the dark and watched it for the first time in decades. Jesus. She was about to tear through the couch cushion in stress. I knew what was going to happen and couldn't peel my eyes off the TV.
Truly one of the best movies ever made.
Pandorum re-awakened that feeling for me. I also that feeling was dead, but nope still Alice and well
You dawg; you're perfect!
Instant Pot.
Apparently they went bankrupt because they built their units too well. Everyone bought one and never needed to buy a replacement.
Same with Saab cars
Wow I didn't believe you until I looked it up, 758 million in 2020 to 344 million in 2022, that's bananas. I love my instant pot
Horseshoe crabs. Unchanged for hundreds of millions of years.
Or just the form of a crab in general! Carcinisation is so weird, but apparently evolution sometimes goes "Let's just do crab again, that shit was 👌".
I genuinely fail to see why it's a thing. Like reading up it, it's basically just convergent evolution of crustaceans to a crab-like shape.
Couldn't the same be said for a ton of fish-like animals? The many attempts of nature to develop a fish? Hell, even some mammals went back to the fish, plan, although with the tail-fin the wrong way and having to visit the surface to breathe.
Or large-ish mammals all having pretty much a similar bodyplan, four limbs, head and neck.
Like surely there's something so specific in carcinisation that I just haven't picked up on yet. If someone know what it is pls inform me.
Can't believe what we do to those poor perfect beings.
Windows Control Panel. Everything's there, multiple ways to sort it all, no need to go shake things up
Ah yes. Perfection:
Or maybe:
No? maybe this.
Edit I missed windows XP
No shakeups at all, it’s like a rock.
Perfectly reliable and unchanged from the beginning.
Edit since folks choose to distinguish “Settings” from “Control Panel” as if that doesn’t make the point even stronger. I’ll admit that it’s been pretty consistent since Windows 7. Still very different than the first iteration.
Hot Dog Stand Color Scheme lol
This comment is a time capsule goddamn
Control panel is that drawer of tools, tape, rubber bands, and glue that’s near the kitchen
top right: view by category. switch that to classic and it's back to the same one of the old days
Oh hell no. You don’t remember it coming out and everyone complaining about how convoluted it was. Pepperidge farm remembers.
People complained that a few things were hard to find, but not that the control panel itself was convoluted.
Dragon age origins
Batman hitting his target with a batterang.
Diablo 1 and 2 by Blizzard. I guess maybe the 2nd time around was perfection but between those two, nothin further was needed.
Diablo 2 also had an expansion... and balance patches... But I agree.
I bought the whole battle chest back in the early 2000s (well my parents did for me). I consider those to be part of Diablo 2 broadly speaking
If you haven't played it, path of Diablo is a really fun Diablo 2 mod.
Splatoon. The design, the music, the art, the gameplay and the idea was executed so well.
If I remember correctly, one such example is the lightbulb. Some of the earliest designs were centered around using longer-lasting filaments than their contemporary counterparts, which meant considerably increased lifespan.
There is a trade-off between efficiency and durability on incandescent light bulbs. They did sell bulbs that lasted longer, but those had lower lumen/watt.
For generic bulbs, the cost of electricity was significantly greater than the cost of the bulb. It was cheaper to replace bulbs more frequently than to waste electricity.
They still made them too. 130V bulbs / garage bulbs / heavy duty bulbs all lasted far longer on 120V because the filament was thicker. They basically never went out.
There's a famous example of one of these bulbs that's been in operation since 1901
Sure, but those kinds of lights are very dim. You can just use a dimmer bulb set to very low if you want that kind of longevity.
Technology connections did a video on it. Basically the lights which lasted forever either; sucked at giving light and/or sucked at sucking power.
Light manufacturers got together and made a standard which was a sweet spot of power efficiency, longevity and light output. Unfortunately, being decent at all three meant no longer sucking at two to boost longevity.
Once upon a time, stuff was made to last...
That's only because that light has been running non-stop, and at very low power. It's the on/off cycles that kills the filament.
Plus, the whole "they used to make stuff to last" thing is just survivorship bias. They absolutely made garbage products in the past, but those didn't survive.
Plus, most things like appliances were major purchases. People today don't want to/can't drop the equivalent of $400 on a toaster or $3k on a washing machine.
Highlander :P
There should have been only one.
Zing! Love it. <3
I fixed a bent iPad 2 using a rubber mallet and a short piece of wood on a good flat wooden bench. Hey, I didn't feel like busting out the heat gun and all that nonsense for the glued on touchscreen just for a bent metal frame, so I took a chance.
At worst, the touchscreen might have broke in the process, but that would have only set me back $7 and an extra 45 minutes. But it worked perfectly, flattened out correctly, didn't break anything, and I got to go to lunch like 45 minutes early.
I don't recommend this approach though.
Why would a touch screen have only set you back 7 bucks? Is that how much they cost for phone repair shops?
At the time, for the iPad 2, yes. The touchscreen is not sealed to the LCD on the iPad 2, it's only glued to the edges of the frame with double sided tape.
Neither part was broke, it was just that the frame was slightly bent by the volume buttons, jamming one of the buttons in. It was such a subtle bend that I really didn't see any good reason to go through all the trouble of disassembly, as even that risks breaking the touchscreen.
Science-fiction comedy
Working analog clock minute hands after the first minute.
Was only a few years ago I realized that the minute hand is entirely superfluous for most applications. You can easily tell what ten minute interval of the day you are in by looking only at the hour hand.
