It's a 2016 game. It has cutesy pixel graphics. That's literally all I know, but it has been spamming my frontpage for two weeks now, despite me not being subscribed to this community.

Why now?

... and now for the resolution! I took all the suggestions from Last Week's Comic to heart and tried to come up with something that satisfied most of them:

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New premise out in a few days!

Any recommendations for low-impact tools I can use to better understand the activity of expired processes?

You decide what happens next. Outcome dependent on two factors: how much I like the answer, and how many votes it got.

Updates weekly.

I've moved back to my country of birth and Taco Bell seems to be a thing here now.

I've tried the quesadillas and the crunch supreme and it's been... life changing.

What else should I be trying?

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Edit: Recommendations so Far

| Item | Type | # | Users | Variants | |------------------------+------------+---+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | Burrito | Burrito | 9 | EstraDoll, NineMileTower, whotookkarl, ZombiFrancis, Makhno, ashok36, CalcProgrammer1, Zahille7, nullboi | 5 layer / Crunchy / Supreme / Cantina Chicken / Bean & Rice / Cheesy / Grilled cheese / with steak / Beefy | | Gordita | Gordita | 1 | PrincessLeiasCat | | | Chalupa | Chalupa | 7 | Tehhund, JusticeForPorygon, ducklingone, roux, Mesa, zod000, some_guy | deep fried Gordita / supreme beef | | Cinnamon twists! | Dessert | 1 | Leeks | | | Baja Blast | Drink | 4 | acetanilide, Shiggles, NineMileTower, Zahille7 | | | Chicken flatbread melt | Flatbread | 1 | CalcProgrammer1 | | | Fries | Fries | 3 | roux, Lettuce eat lettuce, HubertManne | Nacho / potatoes? | | Value menu Hero | Menu | 1 | EstraDoll | | | Breakfast Menu | Menu | 3 | Florn, TheRealKuni, HubertManne | | | Mexican Pizza | Pizza | 2 | ducklingone, ouRKaoS | | | Quesadillas | Quesadilla | 6 | acetanilide, Shiggles, CalcProgrammer1, propter_hog, PrincessLeiasCat, whotookkarl | Cantina Chicken | | Sauce | Sauce | 6 | AquaTofana, Tehhund, CalcProgrammer1, anon6789, ashok36, ouRKaoS | Diablo / Fire / Green | | Soft tacos | Taco | 4 | Kit, Tehhund, ZombiFrancis, whotookkarl | Basic beef / Potato | | Tacos | Taco | 2 | PmMeFrogMemes, fluxion | Double-decker / Doritos locos / | | Cheesy Gordita Crunch | Taco | 4 | PmMeFrogMemes, databender, NineMileTower, teawrecks | | | Crunch Wrap Supreme | Wrap | 8 | Lettuce eat lettuce, CalcProgrammer1, NineMileTower, queermunist, AquaTofana, ZombiFrancis, anon6789, HubertManne | Breakfast / black bean / Supreme | | Pintos and cheese | Side | 1 | PrincessLeiasCat | | #+TBLFM: $3='(length (string-split $4 ","))

For years, this site served millions diligently, but was taken down today by DMCA

Ours plays the 1979 hit Music Box Dancer which is weird because it's definitely not public domain.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=GoQzA8NTuLA

I can imagine Gus joining the army depending on his relationship with his dad.

I've started reading Jumper by NameDoesNotMatter. I would like to formally apologise about all the harsh things I've ever spoken about that film.

Fine, the cast is unlikeable and the action scenes are just fisticuffs in the air, but my god, in comparison to the teenage dreck that is the book, it's a masterpiece. At least they tried to build a credible back story for the main character.

In the book, he literally thinks everyone is out to sexually assault him (and somehow they seem to), he solves his problems by throwing money at it, instead of any actual creativity, and the author desperately tries to portray him as a mature-for-his-age adult, despite the fact that his first reaction to anything is crying followed by petty revenge.

I'm just flicking through the pages, pausing at any plot bits, and then flicking on.

Lyrics: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPoW19TUfg8

Please, sir, tell me why there's no black Superman, KKK kryptonite? "God only makes Caucasian super-heroes." Please, sir, tell me why we stick a man on the moon when life on earth's so cheap? "Son we gotta do our bit for the world trade deficit."

Please, sir Please, sir Tell me why If "God is love," I'm so dysfunctional

Please, sir, tell me why there's so much vagrancy "Layabouts get a job." - Well, there's an opening for a part-time Unabomber Please, sir, tell me why my life's so pitiful but "the future's so bright." Well, I'd look ahead but it burns my retinas

Please, sir Please, sir Tell me why If "God is love," I'm so dysfunctional

You can regularly sync your memories with your copies (either one way or both ways)

There Are No Flowers in the Real World by David Lapham

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Matrix_Comics