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  • Little Ruby Rhonda

  • Since America is bringing back kings what other kind of stuff is on your medieval wishlist?
  • Hell, they sound like idiots -- so I'm all for this

  • Let’s make games open source, so future generations can enjoy them
  • Easy -- Nintendo simply has to release innovative Mario game after innovative Mario game to keep the community efforts at bay.

    Why maintain a 20 year old game, when you can play the latest game with the knowledge that it too will be open sourced in X years?

  • The lion is clearly an metaphor for Persia
  • I love my wife and daughters, but I don't feel that they're on my side.

  • Since America is bringing back kings what other kind of stuff is on your medieval wishlist?
  • Benefit is that dueling was primarily done by rich white guys over issues of ego, so our tech CEOs would fit in just nicely whilst having the join benefit of removing half of them from the gene pool

  • Since America is bringing back kings what other kind of stuff is on your medieval wishlist?
  • they should also sport appropriate codpieces to match their raging egos

  • Holy voting choices!
  • Yes both are crooks, but one has performed far far more crimes than the other.

    But okay, if > 1 is your threshold than by that measure they're complete twins.

  • what is the biggest failure in human history?
  • You make a good point

  • Anon thinks about Google
  • Android 12 took up 700MB RAM, leaving some space for non-sytem apps on lower end smartphones.

    Android 13 takes up easily 1.2GB, leaving almost nothing at the benefit of having a somewhat "snappier" interface

  • What joke, in otherwise great sitcoms, do you hate?
  • Same with Futurama. Kif repeatedly reacting disgusted at Zapp's more homoerotic antics or singing a pro-trans song, do not seem to sit right when watched with a modern eye.

  • what is the biggest failure in human history?
  • we understand the implications, we just assume that the negatives will happen to others and that the positives will grant us a temporary reprieve in which to plug existing holes

  • what is the biggest failure in human history?
  • The problem with cooperation and compassion is that it literally takes one dick to ruin it. If we could incentivize the psychopaths in society to collaborate for their own good, then at least we'd strike a nice balance, but our economies aren't structured that way.

    A system that can be so easily destabilized is not a system that has planned for the long term. I think we're slowly getting there, as even the dicks in society are beginning to realise that they can be shunned for their public actions, and that shunning does come with real financial consequences.

  • what is the biggest failure in human history?
  • large efforts are being made, its just not up to par with what people are expecting from their governments

  • Pull over
  • Miao, that's miao about 60 mph miao

  • Books that are worse than the film (which was already bad?)

    I've started reading Jumper by NameDoesNotMatter. I would like to formally apologise about all the harsh things I've ever spoken about that film.

    Fine, the cast is unlikeable and the action scenes are just fisticuffs in the air, but my god, in comparison to the teenage dreck that is the book, it's a masterpiece. At least they tried to build a credible back story for the main character.

    In the book, he literally thinks everyone is out to sexually assault him (and somehow they seem to), he solves his problems by throwing money at it, instead of any actual creativity, and the author desperately tries to portray him as a mature-for-his-age adult, despite the fact that his first reaction to anything is crying followed by petty revenge.

    I'm just flicking through the pages, pausing at any plot bits, and then flicking on.


    [HT] Pitchshifter - Please Sir


    Please, sir, tell me why there's no black Superman, KKK kryptonite? "God only makes Caucasian super-heroes." Please, sir, tell me why we stick a man on the moon when life on earth's so cheap? "Son we gotta do our bit for the world trade deficit."

    Please, sir Please, sir Tell me why If "God is love," I'm so dysfunctional

    Please, sir, tell me why there's so much vagrancy "Layabouts get a job." - Well, there's an opening for a part-time Unabomber Please, sir, tell me why my life's so pitiful but "the future's so bright." Well, I'd look ahead but it burns my retinas

    Please, sir Please, sir Tell me why If "God is love," I'm so dysfunctional

    Tom Swifty Jokes tetris11

    "You just left ninety-nine hundreths of that cake!", exclaimed Tom extremely obtusely.


    "Your leg may really be broken, but that is not really your leg..." - David Lapham

    There Are No Flowers in the Real World by David Lapham

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    Free Hugs at the Station

    Guix tetris11

    The Full-Source Bootstrap: Building from source all the way down — 2023 — Blog — GNU Guix

    Compare this to this 2020 blog post, which had the source binary at 60MiB

    Deutsche Dinge (auf Deutsch). tetris11

    Warum ist die DB zwischen Offenburg und Basel so scheisse heute?


    [HT] Pharcyde - Otha Fish


    Yeah, bam, bam, bam, heyya, whassup, yeah We was like that you know Yeah, and I bet you got layed back Yeah, I'ma uh, I'm a just sit in here for a couple of hours Man, don't sweat it, yo, we gonna catch some stuff, dude Oh no, I'm kinda tired Nah, we got a basket, we're gonna fill this basket before we go, yo Aight, bro Cause there are otha fish...

    It took a second to register up in my branium My dome, my head, my skull, my cranium My eyes have had enough, it was time to do some talkin I had to creep through the hound-dogs that were stalkin

    This slimmy caught me peepin, this means she wasn't sleepin on who I was, so she crept in like a hawk In a minute's time, we adjourned to the floor Ooh! I hit a high note cause of the way that she was walkin

    We got into the groove, I didn't bust no, uh, hip-hop moves I just kept it nice and smooth Next thing you know, we got together, word, I thought we'd be forever Didn't have an um-ber-ella, now I'm soaked in stormy weather whether two birds of a feather fly or fall it'll be together

    Never sympin, and leave your love life limp There'll be no suicide attempts for this slim-trim kid Cuz you know there's otha fish in the sea, that is, in the sea In the sea that is

    [Chrous] (In the sea) You know there's otha fish in the sea that is x 3

    I reminisce, try to clear up all the myths for an imaginary kiss with you again Not even friends, though I wish that I could mend like a tailor and be Olive Oyl's number one sailor I ams what I am, still I falls like an anvil

    She's heavy on the mind sometimes it's more than I can handle But men aren't supposed to tumble into the den B Macho, but I hancho like Pancho will give in Family oriented, but not Oriental

    A dame is supposed to claim ya even if you drive a Pinto A hero is a sandwich, and a Manwich is a meal A marriage is a paper, are they fakin or for real? What's the deal dabbers? Will you go tumbling after your man and take a stand or will you help him roll faster?

    The reason why I ask you is because I'm sick of this B--ch lickin drip drip from a niggaz benefits He doesn't even suit ya and he's surely not ya size I'm surprised that you slept on a heart that's worldwide And when ya open up ya eyes, babe, my mate, I really wish that ya don't bruise a limb, as ya swim with otha fish in the sea In the sea that is


    Now, if there ain't no mountain high enough Why ain't you climbin up? My hand has been extended every since the day I lent it to ya I thought I knew ya, but I didn't even know ya Bro, you're stupid, cause ya thought you'd catch a Cupid and you found that love ain't two whiffs of shit So I resign or quit It ain't even about the hips, or the lips or the tits or Even the pussywhip, Elizabeth, this is it Because I slipped and I tripped into a shoe that didn't fit

    And now the next man is stealing my heart away I'd charge him like a bull, but his pull never fades me The kid is going crazy, they steppin with my lady They workin on a baby, I'm pushin up the daisies, but hey diddle diddle, I won't play second fiddle To no man and stand firm on this And seal up on the bliss with a big juicy kiss Just call me Big Gibraltor miss No, I won't diss, I'm just like on to otha fish in the sea In the sea that is

    (Chorus 3X)

    You know there's otha, you know that there's otha

    (chorus repeats 20X) In the sea, baby (4X)


    [HT] Murder By Death - Brother


    Fourteen years have passed since that day Your stories are the same but the ends have all changed You carried on like you were some type of god Some things will never change

    We went home to see our folks We laughed and we told jokes It was like we were young again On that deathbed our mother lay How long she's got they still can't say It took all this to get us back together again

    How long is this going to last You can't keep reliving your past Screwing over the ones that you love In the name of some new drug

    So brother, raise another pint Rev up the engine and drive off in the night See you somewhere some place some time I know there's better brothers but you're the only one that's mine x 2

    The bondsman came to my door early the next day He said "I come lookin' for you brother You don't know what kind of trouble that he's in"

    How long is this going to last You can't keep reliving your past Johnny law keeps a poundin' at my door 'Cause you screwed up some new score

    So he's standing in the doorway like he owns the place With a look of smug satisfaction on his face I'm gonna give you up Of that he's sure as hell But I take one look at him and I know I'll never tell

    So brother, raise another pint Rev up the engine and drive off in the night See you somewhere some place some time I know there's better brother's but you're the only one that's mine

    So brother, raise another pint Rev up the engine and drive off in the night I still look out for you no matter what you heard. They can knock all of my doors down but I won't say a word x 2

    Fourteen years have passed since that day and still nothing has changed.


    [HT] Outkast - Hey Ya

    One, two, three! My baby don't mess around Because she loves me so This I know fo sho!

    But does she really wanna But can't stand to see me walk out the door Don't try to fight the feeling Because the thought alone is killin' me right now Thank God for Mom and Dad For sticking to together Like we don't know how

    Hey ya! Hey ya! x 4

    You think you've got it Oh, you think you've got it But got it just don't get it when there's nothin' at all We get together Oh, we get together

    But separate's always better when there's feelings involved Know what they say -its Nothing lasts forever! Then what makes it, then what makes it x 2 Then what makes love the exception? So why, oh, why, oh Why, oh, why, oh, why, oh Are we still in denial when we know we're not happy here

    Hey ya! (y'all don't want to here me, ya just want to dance) Hey ya! Don't want to meet your daddy (oh ohh), just want you in my caddy (oh ohh) Hey ya! (oh, oh!) Hey ya! (oh, oh!) Don't want to meet your momma, just want to make you cum-a (oh,oh!) I'm (oh,oh) I'm (oh,oh) I'm just being honest! (oh,oh) I'm just being honest! Hey! alright now! alright now, fellas! Yea? Now, what cooler than being cool? Ice cold! I can't hear ya! I say what's, what's cooler than being cool? Ice cold! Alright x 16 Okay, now ladies! Yea?

    Now we gonna break this thang down for just a few seconds Now don't have me break this thang down for nothin' I want to see you on your badest behavior! Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor! Ah! Here we go now, Shake it x 9 Shake it like a Polaroid picture! Hey ya! Shake it x 8, suga! Shake it like a Polaroid picture!

    Now all the Beyonce's, and Lucy Liu's, and baby dolls Get on tha floor get on tha floor! Shake it like a Polaroid picture! Oh, you! oh, you! Hey ya!(oh, oh) Hey ya!(oh, oh) x 3


    Unable to access V3 API over HTTPS (HTTP works fine)

    Hi all,

    I have an issue where I'm trying to setup my instance, and get as far as being able to register as an admin and login when using localhost, but not on my example domain.

    When accessing my instance at, for all appearances it appears to but up and running (I get a nice CSS theme)... but I simply cannot login. It gives 404 post responses.

    Proof of failing login:

    curl -H 'content-type: application/json' \ --data-raw '{ \ "username":"tetris11", \ "password":"mypassword", \ "password_verify":"mypassword, \ "show_nsfw":true \ }' returns: <html> <head><title>302 Found</title></head> <body> <center><h1>302 Found</h1></center> <hr><center>nginx/1.25.1</center> </body> </html>

    But if I change my domain into localhost:

    curl -H 'content-type: application/json' \ --data-raw '{ \ "username":"tetris11", \ "password":"mypassword", \ "password_verify":"mypassword, \ "show_nsfw":true \ }' localhost:8536/api/v3/user/register I get

    { "jwt":"XXYYXXYY.XXYYXXYYYX", "registration_created":false, "verify_email_sent":false } or on repeated attempts: {"error":"user_already_exists"}

    My API is up but cannot be reached by https?

    My lemmy.hjson


    database: { # put your db-passwd from above password: "db-password" }

    replace with your domain

    hostname: "" bind: "" tls_enabled: true federation: { enabled: true } setup: { # Username for the admin user admin_username: "tetris11" # Password for the admin user. It must be at least 10 characters. admin_password: "mypassword" # Name of the site (can be changed later) site_name: "Welcome to the My Lemmy" # Email for the admin user (optional, can be omitted and set later through the web> admin_email: "[email protected]" }

    remove this block if you don't require image hosting

    pictrs: { ## This port appears to be hardcoded url: "" } }


    My lemmy-ui.service

    ``` [Unit] Description=Lemmy UI - Web frontend for Lemmy After=lemmy.service Before=nginx.service

    [Service] User=lemmy WorkingDirectory=/var/lib/lemmy-ui ExecStart=/usr/bin/node dist/js/server.js ##Environment=LEMMY_UI_HOST= Environment=LEMMY_UI_LEMMY_INTERNAL_HOST=localhost:8536 Environment=LEMMY_UI_HTTPS=true Environment=RUST_LOG=info Restart=on-failure


    ProtectSystem=full PrivateTmp=true NoNewPrivileges=true

    [Install] ```

    My lemmy.service

    ``` [Unit] Description=Lemmy - A link aggregator for the fediverse

    [Service] User=lemmy ExecStart=/home/lemmy/.cargo/bin/lemmy_server Environment=LEMMY_CONFIG_LOCATION=/etc/lemmy/lemmy.hjson Environment=PICTRS_PATH=/var/lib/pictrs Environment=PICTRS_ADDR= Restart=on-failure


    ProtectSystem=yes PrivateTmp=true MemoryDenyWriteExecute=true NoNewPrivileges=true

    [Install] ``` My nginx.conf

    ``` limit_req_zone $binary_remote_addr zone=lemmy.mydomain.com_ratelimit:10m rate=>

    server { server_name; access_log /var/log/lemmy.access.log combined;

    location / { proxy_pass; ## lemmy proxy_http_version 1.1; proxy_set_header Upgrade $http_upgrade; proxy_set_header Connection "upgrade"; proxy_set_header X-Real-IP $remote_addr; proxy_set_header Host $host; proxy_set_header X-Forwarded-For $proxy_add_x_forwarded_for; }

    listen 443 ssl http2; # managed by Certbot listen [::]:443 ssl http2; ssl_certificate /etc/letsencrypt/live/; # mana> ssl_certificate_key /etc/letsencrypt/live/; # ma> include /etc/letsencrypt/options-ssl-nginx.conf; # managed by Certbot ssl_dhparam /etc/letsencrypt/ssl-dhparams.pem; # managed by Certbot

    } ```